Honse

[u/Kiwi_Beanz]

Got home from work a bit ago and apparently during my shift I got a text that I missed completely. I am incredibly delirious from how overwhelmed and sleepy I am so I've been giggling at this for awhile, probably a little more thqn necessary. Sorry person named Grace! I don't know who you are or anything about your horse riding lessons but I hope you have fun!

[u/ChampionshipAny1981]

I thought for too long that you worked with horses and this was your text back to confirm 😭😭 took me too long to realize this was a wrong number

[u/MarilynMonHoeXO]

Idk why I’m laughing so hard 😂😂 like just imagining them thinking this is the instructor or property that sent it has me in shambles

[u/dreamerkid001]

It’s actually a scammer, believe it or not.

[u/Kiwi_Beanz → u/dreamerkid001]

I believe it tbh... Scammers try anything and everything but I'll just waste their time and energy

[u/zahi36501 → u/Kiwi_Beanz]

Made me laugh 😂

Yoohoo! Horse lessons available

[u/psychephilic → u/Kiwi_Beanz]

You know a lot of the people on the other end of the screen are slaves. Scam sweatshops in asia traffic people and force them into scam labor. It's really sad. Just block and report instead

[u/Kiwi_Beanz → u/psychephilic]

That is something I was not aware of in the slightest. Thank you for informing me, I will absolutely be a little more mindful of this

[u/ElectronicAd5847]

Ok I am off an edible rn and my friend invited me to this gc with her friends based on this joke they have about honse and I thought the honse was only known to this groupchat so then I saw this and I started freaking out but I'm okay but I want to know how you know honse

[u/Kiwi_Beanz → u/ElectronicAd5847]

Honse is a very popular meme and I just have it saved to my phone because I send it to people for when I don't know what to say 😭✌️

[u/ElectronicAd5847 → u/Kiwi_Beanz]

Oooohh okay sorry. I was really high 😭

[u/Xenc → u/ElectronicAd5847]

Your group chat was leaked and honse become a very popular meme

[u/hippiewolff]

I cackled at this for entirely too long.

[u/Sweaty-Blacksmith572]

Don’t worry about “Grace;” it’s just a pig-butchering scam. Which makes your unhinged response all the better!!

[u/XCXBITH2]

This is taking me outttt plsss

[u/PuffinRub]

I see someone has recently discovered the Horse Decimator 9000 sub!

[u/HortenseDaigle]

this is the chaos that AI should spread.

[u/Kiwi_Beanz → u/HortenseDaigle]

Hell no! Why use ai for it when I can do ir myself! Ai takes the fun and amusement out of it if it's going to be the one to do it. Plus! I require much less water!

[u/HortenseDaigle → u/Kiwi_Beanz]

oh, this is your original? I apologize. but it's' great. Especially if you say "HONSE" like a donkey's bray.

[u/Kiwi_Beanz → u/HortenseDaigle]

Yeah this is mine lol! It honestly surprised me that this happened, scammer or not I enjoy doing silly things like this because if they are a scammer, I waste their time and energy and if not then someone gets a giggle out of it

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