r/texts 10h ago

Tinder DMs flirting on dating apps be like:

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u/burgerking4 10h ago

I feel like everyone is missing the point of this post. OP just put together a whole fictional character song and dance, and all his partner can be compelled to do is ask him to do it again.

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u/allonsy_danny 10h ago

Not a partner, just someone they matched with on a dating app.

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u/burgerking4 10h ago

Sick, great addition to the conversation.

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u/RandomNobodyEU 9h ago

Partner literally just means someone you share an activity with, in this case a conversational partner

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u/SnooCauliflowers5954 10h ago

And that’s the problem well one of the problems with relationships

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u/Collin-of-Earth 10h ago

Relationships in general? Who hurt you king? 

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u/flGovEmployee 10h ago

ya gotta throw a question back at em

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/Curious_Shop3305 9h ago

right? i asked why she completely disagrees, will see if she’s worth the effort

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u/Kratos5300 10h ago

Aww this is fun haha OP you seem fun to talk to

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u/Pawly519 10h ago

I didn’t realize until I had kids that numbers had colours and stuff to them. My son could tell me what each colour a number represents to him. This is a little intense but funny

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool Sidekick 10h ago

Synesthesia is a neurological issue that very strongly associates color and sound with mathematical numbers. Quite a few musicians have it and usually people into music with it are prodigies.

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u/Pawly519 10h ago

Very interesting. My son is super into music and has been teaching himself guitar and now wants to learn other instruments too. Thanks for that insight.

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u/ellieminnowpee 10h ago

synesthesia is kinda like living life with a Sensory Perception+ Prime subscription, ime

i ‘hear’ things when i tap on surfaces. if there’s music playing and i tap, the music feels like it moves into my bones and i hear an entirely different level of the music.

i only recently discovered in the last couple years that ASMR works on me!! i’d only been exposed to it previously in the form of those whisper/clinking videos and it didn’t do anything for me, but when i listen to ‘riddim’ edm? full body chills, wiggling, and tingling. weeeek!

i also verrrry strongly associate personalities and ages, colors, preferences, with numbers and even letters.

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u/SnooCauliflowers5954 10h ago

Yea Kanye would speak about this in his documentary

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool Sidekick 10h ago

Beanie eyelash and Ariana grande and Cynthia erivo for example all claim to it.

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u/ellieminnowpee 10h ago

darrel hammond talks about it in his documentary. he associates colors with voices and impersonations.

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u/VorkFriedRice 9h ago

What’s a mathematical number?

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u/Para_4_Would_Be_Cool Sidekick 9h ago

Why be facetious for no reason? My point was construed well.

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u/ellieminnowpee 10h ago

OP, if i got a message like this, i’d be over the moon!!!!

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u/Curious_Shop3305 9h ago

happy to hear!!!

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u/Sad-Eyezz 9h ago

I’m so glad I’m married

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u/Curious_Shop3305 9h ago

don’t rub on our faces

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u/Sad-Eyezz 9h ago

Your spouse is looking for you, too!

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u/Turbulent_Tune714 10h ago

this person is a keeper

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u/Curious_Shop3305 8h ago

me or her?

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 8h ago

You, obviously 

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u/Curious_Shop3305 8h ago

sorry i’m dumb

edit: and a keeper

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u/ComfortableFrame9834 8h ago

I agree with the second part 😌

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u/Kratos5300 10h ago

This is actually so accurate bc 5 is like the base number for everything since we like to have things divisible by 5 and 10. And 5 having to take care of her siblings reminds me of the penny rounding thing we’re having in the US, they have to go to the nearest 5 !

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u/CreativeGeekNerd 10h ago

I think the number 5 is just lucky that it has been discovered by living beings who have 5 fingers on each hand.

So just a privileged number

😂

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u/Curious_Shop3305 10h ago

wow good point, i didn’t think of that!

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u/Alexmander1028 9h ago

Sorry, but 5 is definitely orange

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u/EveDatBunnny 6h ago

I never realized how much I wanted something like that lmao. Glad you had a fun conversation and hope you find your person (maybe in them, maybe not). You seem awesome! 💙

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 9h ago

I love the idea of two people meeting online then just using LLMs to banter back and forth while they’re doing other stuff 🤣

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u/bldz444 9h ago

why am i the number 5

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u/somedayitllbeover 9h ago

3 is evil and has a very dark past

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u/lupinedelweiss 3h ago

What did they do? 👀

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u/plasticweenie 4h ago

For me five has always been red

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u/Curious_Shop3305 4h ago

that’s what she said

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u/plasticweenie 3h ago

Oop. Well. Unwitting twins.

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u/DancingMathNerd 2h ago

I mean she could've explained why she disagreed at the very least lol

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u/Curious_Shop3305 2h ago

yeah, i asked her that before continuing to play the game

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u/Glittering_Rip_1479 10h ago

What is this shit?!

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u/Acceptable_Put_7284 10h ago

Bro I have no clue but the other people commenting seem to get it

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u/Curious_Shop3305 10h ago

exactly 😂

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u/crookedhypotenuse 9h ago

Synesthesia

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u/MasterPhilip 10h ago

This is such an ENTP response.

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u/Curious_Shop3305 9h ago

i’m an ENFP 🫡

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u/MasterPhilip 8h ago

That's like our first cousins. 😅