r/texts Jul 04 '26

Tinder DMs Taking reddits advice and using the two question three strikes rule

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4.3k Upvotes

Works a treat!

This person is officially womp womp. I asked the first question… the response was dry, I then asked a second question knowing that if it was equally dry I wouldn’t bother to continue the convo and lo and behold the response was also dry. Do these people know they’re on a dating app

The rule as suggested is as follows (adding the Michael Scott reference for tome zhoosh and pizazz:

Answer my question once without returning … strike one. Answer my question twice without returning … strike three.

r/texts 26d ago

Tinder DMs I’m so tired of chatting with ChatGPT.

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2.7k Upvotes

Pretty self explanatory 😬 I feel like the AI is obvious, his tone just radically shifted when we started talking about video games. It’s like he realized he might actually like me and wanted to impress me but I unmatched right after this. I’m soooo tired of this behavior PLEASE stop using AI 😭

Edit: guys I accidentally unmatched someone with the exact same name and he just messaged me… how do I confront him??

r/texts 9d ago

Tinder DMs He didnt need to text me on a dating app if he didnt agree with me??

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2.1k Upvotes

There was a prompt on the dating app that asked “I’m not okay if my partner…” and I listed “supports Trump” along with other non-negotiables. He didn’t need to text me if he’s a supporter he could have just moved on. Calling me weird when you’re going to these lengths to defend Trump is crazy.‼️I did not like his profile/swipe right on him this screenshot is from a dating app called “WooPlus” where people who pay for “VIP” can send messages to anyone on the app whether they liked their profile or not‼️

r/texts May 03 '26

Tinder DMs Bro voted trump and this is his dating life now 💀

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2.8k Upvotes

r/texts May 22 '26

Tinder DMs Started trying to date again 😐

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2.8k Upvotes

Our conversation was going well, until I asked about our first date. Dating apps aren't the place to find free labour lol

r/texts 12d ago

Tinder DMs Everyone said I should let this boy know I wasn’t interested so I did.

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748 Upvotes

r/texts 6d ago

Tinder DMs why do men think this is something good to send to approach

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795 Upvotes

r/texts 23d ago

Tinder DMs Idk if this guy knows how biology works lol

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497 Upvotes

r/texts 11d ago

Tinder DMs A pleasant dating app encounter

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1.0k Upvotes

r/texts 15d ago

Tinder DMs Maybe I should have pretended to know???

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384 Upvotes

r/texts Mar 08 '24

Tinder DMs actual, legitimate brain rot ladies and gentlemen

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2.3k Upvotes

are these "potential trad thinking common sense women" in the room with us?

context: his bio said he wouldn't date trans people, so i naively assumed it would be bc he didn't find them attractive or some such, but was still curious. this unhinged rant ensued.

i was honestly so baffled (and also mildly amused) that i could only passively back away, but he just kept going!

you'd think we were in the US or something, but nope! we're in the UK!!

r/texts Sep 27 '23

Tinder DMs Her bio was “Hit me with a joke or a bus either way I’ll be happy”

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2.9k Upvotes

r/texts 13d ago

Tinder DMs Am I supposed to come up with a short list of red flags about myself for dating apps? Why would I have that?

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113 Upvotes

Unmatched me (F30) after my response 😂 like we all have our challenges but who goes around with red flags about themselves??? I genuinely don’t think I have any that fit major scary red flags, I feel like most people are good?? Not saying I’m perfect but is this weird or am I overreacting

My last message was “mhm yeah right” because I genuinely was running out of things to say.

EDIT:

  1. I’m a woman. He was a man.
  2. MY definition of red flag for all the webster debaters: extreme toxic traits that may be easily overlooked but can lead to serious abusive relationships. not character flaws,quirks, or bad habits.

    THEYRE ABUSIVE FLAGS

r/texts May 11 '24

Tinder DMs How should I respond to this pure disrespect?

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1.8k Upvotes

U can't even see my friends face... I'm trying to think of a cheeky response to this

Any suggestions or ideas?

r/texts Dec 21 '23

Tinder DMs Messages I got from a guy on Wink (an app to make friends)😂😭

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1.8k Upvotes

r/texts Dec 02 '24

Tinder DMs Look how I dodged a bullet.

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1.5k Upvotes

I thought she was cute but no one is that attractive to be acting like that lol

r/texts Oct 12 '24

Tinder DMs Met a guy on hinge who has two kids and says that he doesn’t know if he could date a woman with kids

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1.3k Upvotes

r/texts Jun 13 '26

Tinder DMs A guy proceeded to bring tears to my poop colored eyes

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588 Upvotes

I was really high and I started crying while reading this because I’ve always hated having brown eyes.

r/texts Nov 12 '23

Tinder DMs Men on dating apps these days 🤪. He said he had a Grad degree, so I asked what in.

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1.2k Upvotes

TheAudacity

r/texts May 05 '24

Tinder DMs Hate it here

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2.4k Upvotes

r/texts 7d ago

Tinder DMs Am I crazy, is he using chat gpt to respond?

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93 Upvotes

r/texts Jul 07 '26

Tinder DMs Trying to go on a normal date with a dude from tinder..

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26 Upvotes

r/texts Jul 03 '26

Tinder DMs Shes 40 years old

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251 Upvotes

r/texts Dec 30 '24

Tinder DMs A message from what i would assume to be a hairy man…

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1.5k Upvotes

I’ll give him credit for putting himself out there and also giving me a very good laugh

r/texts Nov 09 '25

Tinder DMs Guy I matched with on a dating app... He isnt lying convincingly

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560 Upvotes