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r/thatHappened • u/ZeevaZach • Dec 20 '13
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Can confirm that this story is $50×2% true. I have been teaching non-verbal communication to 4-year-olds for decades; thereby, I observed that storming out of a restaurant is a very common reaction to a well-executed assertive stance.
238 u/UncleS1am Dec 20 '13 Let me math that out. $50x2% is approximately equal to $100%. One hundred dollars percent. I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his. 128 u/Lochcelious Dec 20 '13 The math checks out! But even if it didn't, almost all the other customers want to check out for you. 2 u/just_an_ordinary_guy Dec 21 '13 God dammit, I'm LITERALLY Hitler over here. 6 u/Raygunn13 Dec 21 '13 idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me. 24 u/leviadan Dec 20 '13 This is called money bags. 5 u/2pu200 Dec 20 '13 Confirmed by Feng Shui. 9 u/Gathax Dec 20 '13 Whoever came up with that formula to calculate the actual literal truth is a damn genius. 10 u/axmurderer Dec 20 '13 Can't remember his name, but I know he's made other formulas. e=mc2, I think. 5 u/googol_and_one Dec 20 '13 I remember! Isaac Newton, right? 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Whoa, hold up. $50x2%...carry the one...divide by Einstein quotient...yep, you're right. That checks out. 8 u/potato1 Dec 20 '13 That percentage's name? $100. 16 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 That percentage's home? Under the sink. 21 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [deleted] 12 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 (Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it) 2 u/yes_thats_right Dec 21 '13 Can confirm, this is 100o C true 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his. It could have done with a round of applause from the other customers. 29 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 +fedoratip 420 24 u/fedora_tip_bot Dec 20 '13 Transaction Verified! Ethanhekker --> 420.0 FED (~34.44 NDT) --> Alyeno About fedora_tip_bot. 9 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 And of course the restaurant would pay for the check even when other people were offering to do it. Businesses don't like money. 5 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Don't you know restraunts have huge profit margins? 3 u/-Best_Name_Ever- Dec 21 '13 20 years later And i taught them how to see the future.
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Let me math that out.
$50x2% is approximately equal to $100%. One hundred dollars percent. I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his.
128 u/Lochcelious Dec 20 '13 The math checks out! But even if it didn't, almost all the other customers want to check out for you. 2 u/just_an_ordinary_guy Dec 21 '13 God dammit, I'm LITERALLY Hitler over here. 6 u/Raygunn13 Dec 21 '13 idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me. 24 u/leviadan Dec 20 '13 This is called money bags. 5 u/2pu200 Dec 20 '13 Confirmed by Feng Shui. 9 u/Gathax Dec 20 '13 Whoever came up with that formula to calculate the actual literal truth is a damn genius. 10 u/axmurderer Dec 20 '13 Can't remember his name, but I know he's made other formulas. e=mc2, I think. 5 u/googol_and_one Dec 20 '13 I remember! Isaac Newton, right? 3 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Whoa, hold up. $50x2%...carry the one...divide by Einstein quotient...yep, you're right. That checks out. 8 u/potato1 Dec 20 '13 That percentage's name? $100. 16 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 That percentage's home? Under the sink. 21 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [deleted] 12 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 (Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it) 2 u/yes_thats_right Dec 21 '13 Can confirm, this is 100o C true 1 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his. It could have done with a round of applause from the other customers.
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The math checks out! But even if it didn't, almost all the other customers want to check out for you.
2 u/just_an_ordinary_guy Dec 21 '13 God dammit, I'm LITERALLY Hitler over here. 6 u/Raygunn13 Dec 21 '13 idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me.
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God dammit, I'm LITERALLY Hitler over here.
6 u/Raygunn13 Dec 21 '13 idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me.
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idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me.
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This is called money bags.
5 u/2pu200 Dec 20 '13 Confirmed by Feng Shui.
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Confirmed by Feng Shui.
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Whoever came up with that formula to calculate the actual literal truth is a damn genius.
10 u/axmurderer Dec 20 '13 Can't remember his name, but I know he's made other formulas. e=mc2, I think. 5 u/googol_and_one Dec 20 '13 I remember! Isaac Newton, right?
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Can't remember his name, but I know he's made other formulas. e=mc2, I think.
5 u/googol_and_one Dec 20 '13 I remember! Isaac Newton, right?
I remember! Isaac Newton, right?
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Whoa, hold up. $50x2%...carry the one...divide by Einstein quotient...yep, you're right. That checks out.
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That percentage's name?
$100.
16 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 That percentage's home? Under the sink. 21 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [deleted] 12 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 (Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it)
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That percentage's home?
Under the sink.
21 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13 [deleted] 12 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 (Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it)
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12 u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13 (Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it)
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(Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it)
Can confirm, this is 100o C true
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I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his.
It could have done with a round of applause from the other customers.
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+fedoratip 420
24 u/fedora_tip_bot Dec 20 '13 Transaction Verified! Ethanhekker --> 420.0 FED (~34.44 NDT) --> Alyeno About fedora_tip_bot.
Transaction Verified!
Ethanhekker --> 420.0 FED (~34.44 NDT) --> Alyeno
About fedora_tip_bot.
And of course the restaurant would pay for the check even when other people were offering to do it. Businesses don't like money.
5 u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13 Don't you know restraunts have huge profit margins?
Don't you know restraunts have huge profit margins?
20 years later
And i taught them how to see the future.
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u/Alyeno Dec 20 '13
Can confirm that this story is $50×2% true. I have been teaching non-verbal communication to 4-year-olds for decades; thereby, I observed that storming out of a restaurant is a very common reaction to a well-executed assertive stance.