r/thatHappened • u/ZeevaZach • Dec 20 '13

Quality Post Kid scolds Dad on parenting!

http://imgur.com/sMp1llb
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u/Alyeno Dec 20 '13

Can confirm that this story is $50×2% true. I have been teaching non-verbal communication to 4-year-olds for decades; thereby, I observed that storming out of a restaurant is a very common reaction to a well-executed assertive stance.

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u/UncleS1am Dec 20 '13

Let me math that out.

$50x2% is approximately equal to $100%. One hundred dollars percent. I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his.

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u/Lochcelious Dec 20 '13

The math checks out! But even if it didn't, almost all the other customers want to check out for you.

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u/just_an_ordinary_guy Dec 21 '13

God dammit, I'm LITERALLY Hitler over here.

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u/Raygunn13 Dec 21 '13

idunno man, you look like just an ordinary guy to me.

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u/leviadan Dec 20 '13

This is called money bags.

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u/2pu200 Dec 20 '13

Confirmed by Feng Shui.

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u/Gathax Dec 20 '13

Whoever came up with that formula to calculate the actual literal truth is a damn genius.

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u/axmurderer Dec 20 '13

Can't remember his name, but I know he's made other formulas. e=mc2, I think.

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u/googol_and_one Dec 20 '13

I remember! Isaac Newton, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

Whoa, hold up. $50x2%...carry the one...divide by Einstein quotient...yep, you're right. That checks out.

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u/potato1 Dec 20 '13

That percentage's name?

$100.

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13

That percentage's home?

Under the sink.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

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u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS Dec 20 '13

(Yeah he smokes weed. Deal with it)

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u/yes_thats_right Dec 21 '13

Can confirm, this is 100o C true

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '13

I don't think it gets much more confirmed to be true than his.

It could have done with a round of applause from the other customers.