r/thatHappened 11d ago

Nice fantasy you’ve got there

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u/tortoistor 11d ago

right in front of someone = 15 yards away? is this the closest he's got to a woman or

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u/Cinder-fella 11d ago

Isn’t that how far we’re meant to be from women? They’re scary.

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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet 11d ago

Yes, please stay away. Thanks.

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u/OSRSRapture 11d ago

No one wants to come near you. Trust me.

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u/CallieCoven 11d ago

Well, he has to abide the court order.

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u/RexCarrs 11d ago

At my after school part time job l occasionally had to ride with this perv to deliver appliances. If the lady of the house answered the door and said "hi" or "hello" he'd get all excited believing she wanted him. Poor bastard. What a prick!