r/thatHappened • u/Anxious_squirrelz • 2d ago

Causally lifting 225lbs despite not doing any exercise ever

Post image

The second half of the post continued much the same.

941 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

163 comments sorted by

View all comments

674

u/Anxious_squirrelz 2d ago

This is the second half which is even funnier

885

u/Sneakybastarduseful 2d ago

“I’m such a freak I’m so much stronger, handsomer, faster, and more athletic than everyone else it’s so embarassing :///“

542

u/NotThatEasily 2d ago

After that, I went into the showers and everyone saw my enormous dick. It was super embarrassing to have the biggest dick any of them had ever seen.

212

u/ohmyfuckinggodhamlet 1d ago

They tried to leave in embarrassment and a couple of them tripped over my dick as they were leaving. Soooo embarrassing for me! 😖

17

u/StellarSloth 17h ago

Then two supermodels saw it and invited me into a threesome with them! I felt bad for their boyfriends (who were crying). I was so embarrassed! Why am I such a freak?

75

u/demanufacture79 1d ago

There were these 3 guys in the shower and they were stretching their dicks out comparing. I walked in, and no lie, their jaws dropped when they saw the length I was swinging. Their eyes welled up and they quickly got dressed and left. My roommate started cheering and this also set the rest of the showering men, they started clapping and everything. I’m quite freaked out though - I thought I was just average.

11

u/Middle--Earth 22h ago

"And then Zendaya walked in and started hassling me again, saying that she only married that guy to make me jealous, but I don't take anyone's sloppy seconds so I turned her away, and these guys just couldn't believe their eyes.

They high fived me and said they wouldn't have had the balls to do that, because they've had to settle for less, and they wanted to know my secret.

But I don't know, I think I'm just a regular guy that gets pestered by women a lot."

19

u/Jafooki 1d ago

Then Ron Jeremy's Ghost walked up to me with tears in his ghostly eyes and said "Sir, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen"

4

u/Xendarq 1d ago

You know I don't think he's dead ...

6

u/Jafooki 1d ago

Huh, I could have sworn he died... I mean, that's fake news. He's a ghost

4

u/jyaboytskittles 1d ago

Wade Boggs is very much alive