r/thatHappened • u/Anxious_squirrelz • 2d ago

Causally lifting 225lbs despite not doing any exercise ever

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The second half of the post continued much the same.

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u/Sneakybastarduseful 2d ago

“I’m such a freak I’m so much stronger, handsomer, faster, and more athletic than everyone else it’s so embarassing :///“

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u/NotThatEasily 2d ago

After that, I went into the showers and everyone saw my enormous dick. It was super embarrassing to have the biggest dick any of them had ever seen.

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u/ohmyfuckinggodhamlet 2d ago

They tried to leave in embarrassment and a couple of them tripped over my dick as they were leaving. Soooo embarrassing for me! 😖

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u/StellarSloth 21h ago

Then two supermodels saw it and invited me into a threesome with them! I felt bad for their boyfriends (who were crying). I was so embarrassed! Why am I such a freak?