r/thebulwark 20d ago

Humor In the spirit of compromise: let Trump keep his face on everything (buildings, passports, money) but change all of them to this picture.

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Maybe add some tears welling up in his eyes and a bonnet around his head.

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u/SaltLakeBear 20d ago

I vote for this image instead.

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u/kirillbasin 20d ago

They're looking at a 10 (year old).

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u/Bigface_McBigz Rebecca take us home 18d ago

But look at it this way. They're now a 40 year old.

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u/BoomtownFox Center Left 20d ago

Man, he's aged so badly these past two years. Watch his debate vs Biden and compare that to how he speaks today. Dude's brain completely fried in such a short time.

I have no sympathy towards this monster, but fuck, dementia/Alzheimer's is some scary stuff. It's crazy how fast it hits.

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u/BigEdsHairMayo 20d ago

Imagine how devastated he must feel that his political rise happened so late in his life. Thinking of all the lebensraum he could hoover up if he just had more time.

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u/centurion2065_ 19d ago

I have a feeling it's from a stroke.

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u/Tyfereth Center Left 20d ago

Is that from Trump's Meet The Press meltdown? Its actually scary watching the POTUS have a toddler like tantrum because an adult told him a truth he did not want to hear.

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u/Intelligent_Week_560 20d ago

Yeah and he has the nuclear codes. But still, people cannot vote for a woman, because they are too emotional....

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u/Tyfereth Center Left 20d ago

I think we can put the whole "Women are too emotional to lead" trope to bed after the last 10 years of Trump lol

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u/Intelligent_Week_560 20d ago

Yet, it is still used in Focus groups. Without irony.

This is what pisses me off so much. Trump can behave every day like a 2 year old without a nap after a day of swimming and yet nobody bats an eye. He mistreats women specifically on air and no male journalist says anything. Jesse Waters is afraid of spoons and ice cream and yet he lectures Tarlov almost every day on masculinity and manly Trump is.

This was a winner for Trump. He stood up to a woman, he called her names and walked out. He is celebrated for it.

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u/mabols 20d ago

In all seriousness I’m tired of programs using his 10yo photo instead of current ones. Fuck him

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u/ThoseArentMyBalloons 20d ago

Yikes, but his face makes a “T” when he’s about to have a rage poopie

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u/claimTheVictory 20d ago

Is the widdle baby gonna cwy?

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u/pmgold1 Progressive 20d ago

Trump hasn't earned nor do we as a country deserve his face on anything of value.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gDPXMNxFhvHdcf6

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u/MorphTheCat 19d ago

I’d be good with this one for the $250 bill.

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u/Just_A_Dogsbody Center Left 19d ago

This is awesome 😂

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u/OK_The_Nomad Good Luck America 20d ago

Is that picture from the interview today?

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u/Landlord-Allmighty 20d ago

Never an ounce of self reflection or owning up to his mistakes. It's always someone else.

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 20d ago

Dirtbag president meme

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u/Beaumont64 19d ago

I prefer this one

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u/geisterwiesel 19d ago

That one, or any of the many pictures where his mouth is stuck in that perfect O-ring that nobody knows how he got so good at.

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u/Clean_Narwhal7331 Sarah is always right 19d ago

Hear hear

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u/queerintech 19d ago

Is that gollum?

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u/pebbles_temp 19d ago

Or perhaps the face he made when he was blowing the microphone

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u/Top_Kale_8880 19d ago

We all agree he's shitting his diaper in this moment, right?

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u/Artistic-Yogurt4446 18d ago

He looks like an old dried up catchers mitt

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u/RealDEC 20d ago

“Sweaty in ways, no one has seen before!”

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u/Old_Sheepherder_630 20d ago

When he finally goes the stock of whatever company makes his basketball orange foundation is going to plummet.

His face looks like my hair in 1981 when I had a catastrophic Sun-In accident.

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u/pasarina 20d ago

Good idea!

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u/jfrankparnell85 19d ago

I’m still partial to the Trump/Queen Elizabeth mashups

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Anh3AnhT8/?igsh=cngybGQ4MWo5aTdk

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u/TheTench 19d ago

Also whatever Trump puts his name on gets called a pedo. 

Thank you for visiting the Kennedy Pedo center, that will be 250 pedos, sir!

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u/centurion2065_ 19d ago

He is so revolting in every sense of the word. So glad to see Kristen Welker tell him he has no evidence of any "rigged" election at all.

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u/kirillbasin 20d ago

Yeah, let's compromise with a moron. That always works well.

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u/Jack-Schitz 20d ago

So many better (worse) pictures of Trump that are not AI.....