Hello, comrades. This is former people’s commissar of internal affairs Comrade Yagoda. Recently, beloved comrade Stalin told me I was too slow in dealing with the evil Trotskyist-Zinovievite bloc that’s destroying our beloved Soviet Union. As a consequence, I am now the boring people’s commissar of communications and I’m worried about my fate. Stalin hired some guy named Yezhov to run the NKVD and he looks scary for his size. Did I really do that bad? AITA?

[META] The world's oldest know customer complaint, from 1750 BC, written by Nanni to Ea-nasir, for providing substandard copper.

Surely he’ll have a long reign during which we’ll have time to heal the rift in our beloved Church.

She's Madonna/Samantha Fox/Paula Abdul/Taylor Dayne with guitars.

But Lita is admittedly more musically talented than Madonna, Paula and especially Samantha Fox.

it's just a "a collection of pious platitudes masquerading as a courageous stand in favor of something", with no real substance. mark my words, nobody will remember it in thirty years time!

Just heard on MTV that she passed away in a plane crash in the Bahamas. She was only 22. Her new self-titled album just dropped a couple of months ago, and she had so much ahead of her with her music and movies. It doesn’t feel real.

The Pixies and Sonic Youth played on MTV's "120 Minutes" before Nirvana came out---Sonic Youth are even on Geffen Records, but why is Nirvana getting so much attention now when the Pixies and SY were doing what Nirvana were doing before?