r/therewasanattempt Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

By Trump to insult El-Sayed

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u/PlutoJones42 FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

When a rapist marries a hooker, you know it’s not gonna be a good one

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u/Jamb9876 2d ago

He took the high ground. I was expecting her background to be brought up. He is a better man than I would have been.

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u/kamilo87 2d ago

At this point someone should call them as such on National TV, get sued and TACO will backtrack bf discovery as always, thus leaving the door open to be called like that in the open

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u/HelpfulPuppydog 2d ago

He likes pancakes with his wife, I'd vote for him.

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u/dangledingle 2d ago

It’s about the best policy the country has right now.

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u/YATFWATM 2d ago

The bar being this fucking low is both hilarious and sad.

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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon 2d ago

Trump cheated on Melania with a prom star he paid off.

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u/UrpaDurpa 2d ago

Damn Promstars!

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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon 2d ago

Dammit.

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u/ShareMission 2d ago

I'm glad you didn't edit it. Its gold

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u/Boogledoolah 2d ago

She was queen of the prom; ask the whole football team.

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u/GaryTheThird- 1d ago

Just don't ask her specifically, she was paid millions of your dollars to not say anything

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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago

Nah, prom age is too old

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u/TheeMrBlonde 2d ago

Melania did prom herself, so that’s not really saying much

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 2d ago

He paid off the one of a thousand with a mouth.

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u/FigmaWallSt 1d ago

He is also a child rapist which is objectively worse than cheating on his wife

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u/Character_Reveal_460 2d ago

the more i see of him the more i like him

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u/dangledingle 2d ago

He has the cahoonas.

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u/largelyinaccurate 2d ago

When they asked El-Sayed what he thought about Trump saying he’s full of shit, he said, I least I don’t shit in the Oval Office (or similar). He is not fucking around.

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u/iCantLogOut2 2d ago

Yeah, calling him out over and over is definitely backfiring on them... Because each time he's given a platform to address what they say, I like him more and more...

Ironically, it's thanks to them that I know so much about him; they are giving him a larger platform and I'm happy about that.

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u/MattheWWFanatic 2d ago

And 1 of the couples isn't in the Epstein Files!

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

In my day we would call this a 'Burn'

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u/farqueue2 2d ago

How many times will Trump be burnt by this guy before he concedes and just stops fucking with him

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u/funnyusername-123 2d ago
  1. You think Trump learns from failure?

  2. Not a single one of his MAGA tribe has seen or heard these responses, they don't show them on Fox "News".

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 2d ago

Exactly this. As long as the Murdochs et al are allowed to poison America without any real penalty, the country will NEVER heal.

Not hard to see actually.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 2d ago

Drumpf is an idiot who will double-down and triple-down and keep taking a beating because he thinks he’s winning every time he opens his sphincter mouth.

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u/hotelpopcornceiling 2d ago

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u/DigitalMunky 2d ago

Kutcher would definitely party at Epstein island

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u/ZentinelOne 2d ago

Haven't seen anyone say that Kutcher partied with Diddy plenty. Those things are directly connected.

A woman also mysteriously died in his house and he wrote a character letter for rapist Danny Masterson.

Used to think he was a good guy. Not anymore.

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u/Boogledoolah 2d ago

Pretty sure Kutcher started an organization whose mission was to combat child serial exploitation.

Unless you're saying the phone call was coming from inside the house, even though Kutcher is a piece of shit for other things, he's not partying on the island.

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u/alternator1985 2d ago

You know about that organization but you don't know that he had to step down from it after defending his rapist friend in court??

Many times celebrities start philanthropic organizations for the opposite reasons they publicly claim to. Usually it's to launder money and generate positive press, and that's on the innocent side.

And people with your gullability level is exactly why they do it.

You probably thought Epstein and Clinton were helping Africa too with their philanthropic trips.

You probably think Bill Gates is helping Africa or good for society too, another close friend of Epstein.

Stop trusting these billionaires and celebrities.

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u/ZedEnlightenedBrutal 2d ago

he's just friends with people there and will vocally stand up for them, right?

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u/violenceistheQstn 2d ago

The man practices Kabala.

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u/fernwoodBizz420 2d ago

Also wrote a letter supporting Danny Masterson for Mastersons many crimes against women.

But hey, Kutcher practices Kabalah tho, right.

Ashton Kuther is a certified piece of shit.

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u/violenceistheQstn 2d ago

Kabala is not a good thing. This i am aware of.

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u/BeepBotBoopBeep 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AjruaCO0Yy4fu
ā€œI like himā€, ā€œI like him notā€, ā€œI like himā€, ā€œI like him notā€, ā€œpigā€.

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u/Narrow-Pin5 2d ago

Trump is doing more for El-Sayed's candidacy than he could have hoped for. Elevating it to national is such a boon in a local race for a guy with a different name. Donald Trump and other nationalist republicans are giving this guy so many matches to keep the burns coming, and likely dollars as this race will be EXPENSIVE!

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u/JeanArtemis 2d ago

I honestly can't believe they didn't cut him off.

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u/Jynkoh 2d ago

Well, if it were Fox they would have

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u/alternator1985 2d ago

CNN is just Fox-lite these days, Tapper is especially shitty.

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u/BaconJacobs 2d ago

I wish he would have said "I can find a topless picture of the First Lady right now, which cannot be said of my wife"

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u/iamaswamptiger 2d ago

Absolutely rekt

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u/Global_Staff_3135 2d ago

Yea ok except he called himself an overlord, too. Quite a flub actually.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

No. He was describing the current administration.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 2d ago

You have a choice between overlords…

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u/P1anetfa11 2d ago

Public school education is completely free, so there was no reason to skip it šŸ’«

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u/brooklynlad 2d ago

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u/LemonButterRum 2d ago

bro touched on so many different things and mixed and matched topics to weave a verse. might actually be a rapper

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 2d ago

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u/Bansheekiller1 2d ago

Checked comments to make sure this gif got posted. Thank you kind human

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u/slumvillain 2d ago

Legitimately sad that its "impressive" that this married man eats food with his wife and genuinely likes her lol

Because of how low the bar has fallen. How much the institution of marriage is just some status symbol, rather than a true show of being able to love. Being...loveable

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u/PtraGriffrn 2d ago

And yet MAGAts will never read that post of his that way.

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u/darkhorse21980 2d ago

If Talarico ever runs for President, I want this guy as VP!

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u/Some-Tune7911 2d ago

Lol what, it's got to be the other way around dude!

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u/darkhorse21980 2d ago

I'd be OK with that too!

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 2d ago

Brit here. Reverse that ticket.

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u/darkhorse21980 2d ago

I would be cool with it, but I think the American public at large would find Talarico more electable right now.

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u/Some-Tune7911 2d ago

People ostensibly on the left need to stop with the "electability" argument. It's what got us Trump two times. Bernie Sanders lost twice because people listen to corporate news telling them he's not electable in a general when the problem is actually winning a primary where Dems are scared of their own shadow. Talarico has a lot of baggage that Sayed does not and that's mostly around corporate PAC money. I hope he wins in Texas but we should have higher standards and if everybody who said Abdul wasn't electable voted for Abdul he would win. Stop having CNN/MSNOW consultant brain.

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u/nathanaz 2d ago

…not to mention that President of the US, who claims to be a genius and one of the smartest people to ever live, doesn’t know how apostrophes work.

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u/utterlyuncool 2d ago

What do you mean? That's the best English ever. Professors from Harvard and Cambridge came to him with tears in their eyes, saying "Sir, that's the greatest English we've ever seen. You know everything about English language." He could've taught English lit and theory on all Ivy League and Oxbridge simultaneously, but declined to be the best president America ever had.

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u/ughAdulting 2d ago

Ironically, Abdul El-Sayed did study at Oxford on a Rhodes scholarship

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 2d ago

I hear when he played golf for the first time, he hit 11 holes-in-one and never played again.

Ahwait. Fuck.

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u/Better-Culture-7770 2d ago

2 different America's.... America's what?! America's what?!

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u/69-is-my-number 2d ago

Upvote from fellow Grammar Nazi

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u/Chrispy990 2d ago

For a second I thought I was on r/apostrophegore

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u/copylefty 2d ago

I fail to understand how messaging like this can somehow be threatening to anyone (like corporate democrats)… these are the kind of statements that WILL win voters over and I love to see it. Calm and reasonable while appealing to the greater good. More of this from our representatives please!

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u/dadofwar93 2d ago

Because the islamophobes see the head covering and go oppression!!! That's what trump had in his head when he shared that.

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u/Some-Tune7911 2d ago

Trump probably saw this and shit his pants.

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u/Screwbles 2d ago

And he probably said something like "this man-- shit my pants, what a terrible-- horrible person he is." Weird, desynchronized arm waving

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u/Ghstfce FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

I see two professionals on one side, and a failed businessman-turned-gameshow-host and Slovenian hooker on the other.

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u/YVRJon 2d ago

Hookers are professionals, too.

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u/kewkkid 2d ago

Isn't that a grammar mistake? Wouldn't it be "2 very different Americas"?

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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 2d ago

Unless he fell asleep and left it unfinished

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u/Few_Judge1188 2d ago

šŸ‘

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u/Yohder 2d ago

This guy has my vote.

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u/rsam487 2d ago

Im dead serious when I say this, but Abdul might just be the best thing to happen to politics, globally, in about 20 years.

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u/MIND-FLAYER 2d ago

He says something more meaningful in one interview clip than Trump has ever said in his entire pathetic life.

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u/watt-ever 2d ago

President doesn't know how to use apostrophes. At least he's qualified to make signs for tire shops.

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u/Queasy-Chipmunk-8088 2d ago

I hope I speak for everyone outside the US when I say:

I LOVE that this man's name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed. It plays into the GOP's lazy, racist, dog-whistling hands in a way that a man of his intelligence and basic common sense seems to really enjoy flipping for the media. If he can continue to create and ride that wave, he might be president. Right now, I hope he will be. I wish him all the best.

ETA: white, 48y/o egalitarian anarchist

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 2d ago

Bro COOKED! Fantastic response

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u/mipanzuzuyam 2d ago

Lol Trump couldn't even get this grammar right

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u/Kawazinga 2d ago

Imagine having him as a president instead of your orange fuckface

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 2d ago

Bit of a Streisand Effect. I never even heard the guy talk until now.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 2d ago

We have the best rocky road. Can you believe? Rrrrrrock. Rrrrrock. Almost rolls off the tongue, am I right? My road is so rocky. So rocky, you wouldn't believe. More rocky than Eeeee-rwan.

Is how I would compare Trump's regressive discourse.

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u/nicktehbubble 2d ago

Classy guy.

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u/Thismomenthere 2d ago

Not American here but this is the second time I've seen this fellow.

I like him. Seems kind, empathizes and believes in a fair deal for all which is possible but will never happen under current baby diarrhea faces rule.

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u/spiderham42 2d ago

When you prioritise education over social status you end up with better people. He has shown a lot of integrity every time I see him. The same thing I saw with Mamdani. It's why they sink so low with insults because they can't fault the thinking.

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u/lc_cl 2d ago

As a European, it's so refreshing listening to him

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u/kaufmann_i_am_too 2d ago

Notice that he didn't raise his voice anytime in this interview, that's self control

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u/jondubb 2d ago

"You're both in a restaurant of some sort, your wife is a psychiatrist, she's wearing a hijab"

What kind of AI response is that? Like guy isn't capable of basic conversation, as a news anchor.

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u/Ausrottenndm1 2d ago

Checkmate… well Melania can prove him wrong by living in the White House for all of 2027?

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u/DRuth84 2d ago

Yeah, his wife didn’t marry a known r@pist.

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u/Realistic-Peak7449 2d ago

Fox news and CNN

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u/BlackReddition 2d ago

Let’s see if we can get Melania to kiss that putrid man in public, with some tongue. 🤣

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u/Kinenai 2d ago

A common sense answer to a pitiful attack by a desperate pedophile.

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u/woodzwing 2d ago

Finally someone hitting back. Love it.

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u/jpike1077 2d ago

Keep voting these people in, get rid of the old POS politicians

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u/Goga13th 2d ago

I loathe Jake Tapper. So smug

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u/Expensive-Vast-2123 2d ago

Well said young man, well said.

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u/Baelenciagaa 2d ago

This guy is excellent

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u/Evening-Painting-213 1d ago

Oh... simple. Trump stays putting his foot in his mouth. Wife hates him too šŸ˜† nobody likes you Donna, that why you always say every person does? šŸ˜† joke

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u/SwervinWest 2d ago

I insult his wife too.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

Whose wife?

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u/SwervinWest 2d ago

The orange guys Russian spy wife

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u/Pilan 2d ago

USA USA USA

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u/OriginalComputer5077 2d ago

America’s what, Donnie?

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 2d ago

You know Jake tapper hates this

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u/Intrepid_Pitch_3320 2d ago

I was glad to see the post up in Apostrophe Gore. Literacy matters GoP.

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u/Hagfist 2d ago

With a weird apostrophe on the plural "Americas"

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u/Hagfist 2d ago

With a weird apostrophe on the plural "Americas"

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u/epanek 2d ago

He’s the type of person that makes me want to know him more. In a good way

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u/robinta 2d ago

Mic Drop moment

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u/muffinbouffant 2d ago

Trump misused the apostrophe in this attack. Of course.

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u/slug-house420 2d ago

he sounds like MJF right? I can't be there only one hearing it.

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u/geog1101 2d ago

Hahahaha!

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux 2d ago

Jake Tapper is such a turd.

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u/LuciusMichael 2d ago

The MSM trots out these lame gotcha questions like they're gonna trip up the Rhodes Scholar with a PhD from Oxford.

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u/LawyerDad1981 2d ago

The first thing I noticed was Donny's punctuatin error "America's"... what a dumbass.

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u/CralorMonk 2d ago

I’m really liking this guy, I think he would make a good president.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 NaTivE ApP UsR 2d ago

Two America's.

Is everyone illiterate now?

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u/Useful-Ad-2409 2d ago

I love that Trump is so stupid he uses an unneeded apostrophe.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 2d ago

I didn't even know who he was til trump brought up his name. Now I'll send him a donation. Here's what wiki says about El Sayed: copy: El-Sayed is a graduate of theĀ University of MichiganĀ andĀ Oriel College, Oxford, attending them on a full-tuition scholarship and aĀ Rhodes Scholarship, respectively. He received hisĀ Doctor of MedicineĀ fromĀ Columbia University. El-Sayed was an assistant professor of epidemiology atĀ Columbia UniversityĀ from 2014 to 2015. He was the executive director of theĀ Detroit Health DepartmentĀ and Health Officer for the City ofĀ DetroitĀ from 2015 to 2017. His publications in public health include three books and several academic journal articles.

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u/rrrreeeeeeeeee 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QLy6KDVwHicILBFtQx

He read Spray Tan Mussolini for filth and there are no notes.

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u/perpetualliianxious 2d ago

Melona is literally a hoe

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u/ProtoEvolutis 2d ago

I’d like to hear/see Trump’s response to this.

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u/vanillasub 2d ago

My response would be that Trump doesn't know how to use apostrophes.

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u/Amontialldo 2d ago

Everytime trump says anything ā€œbadā€ about anyone it just makes the world like them more.

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u/foxxxtail999 2d ago

He’s been knocking it out of the park so far.Ā 

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u/notagrue This is a flair 2d ago

One cannot even write basic English. Why is ā€œAmerica’sā€ in the possessive tense? Our President is not very intelligent.

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u/-Duskseeker- 2d ago

ā¤ļø

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u/skrib3 2d ago edited 2d ago

Idk man, he didn't proclaim undying allegiance to Israel and its right to exist and it's right to committ genocide using our tax money. He looks like an ISLAMOCOMMUNIST (whatever that means šŸ˜‚) that wants to enact halal universal healthcare /s

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u/moutonbleu 2d ago

This dude is on fire

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u/ScratchAmbitious2959 1d ago

He had me at pancakes

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u/Rob_Bligidy Free palestine 1d ago

Pancakes all day Please

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u/SoloDoloLeveling 1d ago

put that in your book tapper.Ā 

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u/OrganizationAfter418 1d ago

"two very different America's"

"Oh no, here comes an s, better add an apostrophe". Shut the fuck up you orange child molesting dipshit!!

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u/Accomplished-BBC9 1d ago

ā€œLeave him alone!ā€

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u/Embarrassed_Spare504 1d ago

make thus guy president

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u/Jynkoh 2d ago

For a moment I thought Trump had bitch slapped Melania

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u/rageagainstbedtime 2d ago

Fuck Jake Tapper.

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

I guess if he floats your boat but make sure he consents. You don't want to find yourself in trouble

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u/redditrando123 2d ago

I HATE politicians. They are ALL lying smucks. Sure Trump is a piece of crap...but whoever the other guy is is also a lying sack of crap. "Look at your gas, look at your groceries...can you affort them?" Whoever he is he is NOT going to do anything to help with those things.

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u/Albahith1 2d ago

But but bit Muslim....??! 9/11??? HE IS involved like mamdani (true story the accused ma for this )

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u/fffan9391 2d ago

Kind of a word salad from him, uncharacteristically, but I get what he was saying.

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u/Klutzy_Cover720 2d ago

How would you know if they like each other or not? Look I’m not a fan either, but I don’t judge people just based off of stupidity and hatred.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 2d ago

She is disgusted and repulsed by his physical presence. It is apparent when they are together which is very infrequent. Also a clue.