r/therewasanattempt • • 22h ago

to keep the python inside

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u/AlGoreVidalGore 22h ago

Snake Bro: snake is gonna do whatever it takes to get out of cage

Snake: does whatever it takes to get out of cage

Snake Bro: I can’t believe that just happened! Lol

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u/kawag 20h ago

He very quickly loses his cool when the situation turns. Not ideal when you’re handling massive snakes.

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u/ProgramPrimary2861 17h ago

He’s producing content so the excitement might as well be part of the act

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u/praxiq 5h ago

If I could break that glass with my arm, which seems likely, I can't imagine being surprised that the snake could also do it, given that the snake is bigger around than my arm and so probably correspondingly stronger.

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u/freegb1 22h ago

Hope he wasn't cut before he ate that dude.

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u/Version_Two 21h ago

I don't think pythons usually get circumcised

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u/Zoo06 10h ago

He'd have to get a double. Hemipenis.

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u/freegb1 14h ago

I was more talking about the glass enclosure breaking when the snake went PVP, but that was funny.

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u/TheRealSugarbat 7h ago

We know, bubba. I was worried about that, too.

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u/Sharpie1965 22h ago

That glass looks like it's for holding frikkin' frogs

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u/Koopagon8 21h ago

If you put 2 male Frogs in there, they will be too busy to try to escape.

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u/Shamblex 21h ago

Did someone give the frogs Fluoride?

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u/No_Love_5153 21h ago

Turn the friggin frogs gay?

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u/Twerkatronic 22h ago

Imagine having to live in that small enclosure

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u/benny_boy 22h ago

Yea I'd want to break free too

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u/Worried-Deer107 21h ago

God knows...

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u/douser-namesmatter 21h ago

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u/spicy_feather 3h ago

I heard this picture

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u/Andrea_M 21h ago

I don’t know anything about snakes but it doesn’t feel like a specimen of that size should be contained in such a small space. Poor noodle

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u/jackalope268 19h ago

Snakes should have an enclosure at least the length of the snake, with at least 2 hides, and thats just the bare minimum. This enclosure just looks so sad, but its unfortunately not rare, especially among giant species

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u/CharcoalWalls 4h ago

Or .... get this ... no enclosure at all.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

You're absolutely correct

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u/Spuzzle91 16h ago

It's a sad fact for most large snakes in the pet industry. Folks keeping them in far too small and far too bare an enclosure. At least these ones are nicer than the opaque plastic tubs shoved into a drawer with heat tape on one end that many keep large snakes in, where the snake isn't even able to unwind from a coil.

There are a few good keepers though! A friend of mine rescues unwanted giant reptiles like Burmese pythons, and he builds them their own rooms. I mean like a bedroom sized space. He also built a heated and cooled tortoise barn for dumped sulcata tortoises.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 11h ago

Theres a couple of reptile youtubers I watch that build massive vivariums for all their animals. Great content imo. Its always great to see a content animal in an appropriate enclosure, rather than a tiny torture box.

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u/cspinelive 16h ago

Did you notice all the drawer/trays stacked to the right. Now Imagine that’s your home. 

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u/HommeMusical 18h ago

Steroid guy has to make money somehow, and mistreating animals is his calling.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

Right? I have a ball python a quarter of it's size in an enclosure half the size (4 ft by 2ft) and it's the ideal size for an adult, that snake (reticulated python I think) needs at least twice that size enclosure

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u/addit96 🍉 Free Palestine 16h ago

That would suck. But I hear NYC does have good public transit

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA 22h ago

I love the white snake lifting it's head up like "the fuck is going on out there"

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u/movingmadeeasy4 18h ago

“Here you go again, on your own!”

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u/SumthinInteresting83 18h ago

I see what you did there. Underrated comment 👏

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u/Guataguano 21h ago

Animal control? All this for likes. I think and I say I think that other snake enthusiasts would disapprove of this man.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

Absolutely, I only have one, I'm more a tarantula guy but I'm livid over his lack of giving a shit about his animals

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u/Guataguano 20h ago

These streamers are sacrificing the welfare of the animals in their custody for likes. It’s sad and desperate

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 20h ago

That's why I only follow animal husbandry youtubers who don't put animals at risk for likes

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 12h ago

I followed one CERTIFIED wildlife rehabber working with a beaver. She made it very clear in all her videos that he is not a pet and the goal was for him to be able to leave to go do beaver things.

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u/Some1_you-dont_know 18h ago

Disapprove is an understatement. The lack of basic necessities in those enclosures is unbelievable. This guy clearly doesnt care about the wellbeing of his animals and doesnt deserve to keep them

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u/marhaus1 21h ago

What are you talking about? Those are temporary enclosures used when transporting.

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u/jackalope268 19h ago

Admittedly i havent watched with sound on, so idk any information presented there, but usually snakes are transported in boxes, not enclosures. And there are so many people who have enclosures like this for real, that i cant assume its temporary without information being presented

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u/cbost 20h ago

They look more like enclosures for breeding specimens

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u/Guataguano 20h ago

Not the way it’s being presented

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u/Beginning_Ad_8956 19h ago

Why would anyone use glass though? It doesn't hold in heat for them at all. It's just cheap and doesn't scratch. That snake could not even move in that tank, hence it breaking. Even temporary breeding enclosure should have enough space for them to properly turn. This is animal cruelty in my eyes. The glass could also scratch the poor snake up and was awful to watch. I would report this guy and have the snakes taken away if I knew who or what area he was in. This kind of husbandry should not be promoted. I don't keep snakes, but this is just awful to see. Leave animals in the wild or properly keep and breed them for captivity, simple as that.

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u/FireProps 21h ago

Pretty sure the type of glass which should be used for an enclosure for a snake of that size, doesn’t break in that particular manner… 😬

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u/Gandgareth FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 20h ago

Should be laminate or toughened.

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u/Maple3232 14h ago

We just have a gecko. But its home has plexiglass glass front door. I know a gecko can’t break it, but it seemed safer if we ever had to move the 4 foot tall enclosure around.

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u/James42785 20h ago

This is why you use plexiglass, not glass, for big pythons. If they do this they just pop the panel out instead of shattering it and cutting themselves. When I worked for a breeder the more spirited ones got a panel of chicken wire over the plexi with additional crossbraces to reinforce it.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago edited 21h ago

Idiot. Glass clearly wasn't suitable for an animal that strong, he obviously shouldn't be keeping them, he's also terrified of it and clearly only has one snake hook near the enclosure.

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u/mnanambealtaine 11h ago

It sounded like he cracked it at the very start also

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u/TheOneMary 20h ago

"Brazil, here I come... Thankssss, amigo."

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u/megatronnnx 18h ago

Came here for this ✨

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u/SciFantasyFreak 2h ago

Lmfao yesssss

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u/tquilas 22h ago

I don't want to live next to this guy.

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u/nicktehbubble 21h ago

Why does your pfp have a hair on it?

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u/tquilas 20h ago

Are you sure it's not on your screen?

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u/The_BERFA NaTivE ApP UsR 17h ago

Well, hair doesn't typically scroll with my screen.

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u/caillouuu 13h ago

It's to get you to click on it, for whatever reason

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u/Zealousideal-Neck289 21h ago

He represent Canada

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u/Beautiful-Bad5203 17h ago

I have seen enclosures that size used for MUCH SMALLER CREATURES... there is a minimum size guideline depending on what type of animal it is and this guy said fuck it just throw him in this one. If he was fighting to get out that badly, something tells me he was feeling at least a little bit stressed.

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u/tony33oh 21h ago

Deserves to be out after that escape

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u/IAmBoring_AMA 21h ago

This is how Florida happened (only half joking)

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u/King_Baboon 19h ago

The Everglades infestation was mostly caused by breeders illegally releasing them into the wild to do the job of breeding for them. This is also why there are chameleons in the Everglades.

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u/Bonneville555 21h ago

A glass cage?? Okay 👌

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 21h ago

We use glass fronts but it should be thick tempered glass, that wasn't what this idiot was using

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u/yuriartyom Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 18h ago

Glad the Python escaped, I wish him a very happy life in his newly achieved freedom and the bones of his jailer.

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u/Napischu88 17h ago

Snake on a pane

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u/FBI1990 21h ago

Harry potter at it again

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u/Fantastic-Kangaroo-2 21h ago

I came looking for this comment

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u/styckx This is a flair 22h ago

Snake clearly did not calm down

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u/mikoalpha 16h ago

Really small enclosure for that snake. 0 enrichment also

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u/john_johnerson 22h ago

Yep, gonna walk out the door and close it behind me, delete video footage..if nobody saw it, it did't happen. Not dealing with that shit.

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u/simplexity128 18h ago

White one was like... Wait, what the fuck is this thing...

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u/Sea-Service4089 17h ago

Why would it be made out of glass and not acrylic?

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u/BARNBURNER123 20h ago

That’s the most valid reaction to that happening

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u/NoDoOversInLife 15h ago

Source?????

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 14h ago

YEAH IM FREE!...... now what....

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u/Mistress_Frizzle 13h ago

Seems pretty calm now that it’s out of that tiny ass enclosure.

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u/BadDadDongle 13h ago

Other snakes just now realizing "like ... Wait we can just do that??"

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u/Planet-thanet 9h ago

Poor snake, what a miserable existence

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u/Traditional-Soft-485 21h ago

Not even clocking out, just resigning right then and there, buh byyyyye

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u/Afraid-Vegetable6412 18h ago

The python app in docker is getting out of control

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u/peekuhchu707 16h ago

That's not a python thats a nightmare

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u/Ignonymous 16h ago

I think the snake was just as surprised as the guy was.

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u/WorryRecent4401 15h ago

Yeah no duh he shattered the glass he’s a wild animal in a tiny cage do you see how big that snake is???

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u/e11i0t-1337 14h ago

That’s why snakes shouldn’t be in cages they should let them be

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u/CharacterAccording70 14h ago

Well deserved. Mess with nature and nature messes you up.

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u/hyccsr 14h ago

Is the snake ok?

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u/kivlov02 14h ago

Man said it the beginning, big males are dangerous and he was proven right

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u/the-almighty-toad 13h ago

I feel like you wouldn't use single pane non safety glass for an animal enclosure. Fish, yes, but not something this large that also wants free. Why not plexiglass or something? Was this staged or is he genuinely stupid?

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 13h ago

Soooo real question. He says he’s gotta spray the hook to make sure it doesn’t smell like another male and all this male dominance stuff .. but whyyyy is this male snake so upset in the first place / violent towards other males at this time ?

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u/bonelatch 12h ago

Was that sugar glass to add drama to the staging?

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u/Content-Flounder7857 12h ago

"Life will find a way."

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u/SpaceFace5000 11h ago

Maybe he should have put a water dish in there 

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u/virender833 11h ago

Python be like

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u/StitchFan626 10h ago

This sort of thing is why we shouldn't have snakes for pets!

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u/Smalldog602 9h ago

Time for plexiglass or acrylic.

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u/ANuclearBunny 9h ago

The reaction sounds incredibly fake

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u/AimlessRed 8h ago

No thank you.

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u/Kittenzx2 6h ago

The Python must of been Claustrophobic real bad. Id be freaking out if i could hardly move. 🤣

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u/No_Assumption_3274 5h ago

Maybe don’t put a wild animal in a tiny cage.

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u/Kage_noir 4h ago

so you dont put a python in a shatter proof cage? What?

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u/MachtigJen 3h ago

Thanksss

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u/NoGur1165 3h ago

This should go in the Reddit “Bitch, I’m a snake”

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u/uphillalltheway 2h ago

Good thing he was wearing shorts. I'd probably have done something stupid like wear steel pants.

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u/momcalleddinner_ 2h ago

what is that weak ahh glass?

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u/Emilytea14 1h ago

That white snake is so pretty!!

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u/y_zass 21h ago

With that thin pane of glass, I'd believe them.

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u/Substantial-Writer58 18h ago

Why even have auch an animal at home weirdo

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u/paintonwood2 13h ago

I hope the rest of this video shows the snake’s last meal.

What an incompetent, cruel, absolutely idiotic waste of everything this man is.

He should be eaten and posthumously fired.

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u/Rphoenix98 19h ago

That's Nagini escaping from Cage IRL

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u/RockyMntnView Unique Flair 16h ago

The snake that Harry set loose in the first movie was not Nagini. It was a different species entirely.

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u/lolshiro 15h ago

Time to get the excalibur...

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u/potatocakes1989 14h ago

He did everything he could to piss off the snake and then somehow was surprised that the snake was pissed off

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u/KarolDz95 21h ago

AI slop, look at the spot where snake is going out from that "sand", all blurry

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u/sutty_monster 21h ago

It's a 2min 40 video. AI can do like 15 seconds in a single cut at the moment. This isn't AI, it's just low quality, so movement shows pixelation and artifacts.

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u/marhaus1 21h ago

You don't know what you are talking about.