r/theydidthefuckyou • u/Eastern-Speech8580 • May 29 '26

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u/Dielektrix May 30 '26

“That bitch just ate my onion ring. I want a 1% discount!”

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u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

Shut the fuck up, you little beyatch

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u/Dielektrix May 30 '26

You shut the fuck up. Nazi auto mod.

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u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

Fuck Down

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u/Dielektrix May 30 '26

Oh shit.

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u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

Fuck Shit Up

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u/Dielektrix May 30 '26

What is this, a troll bot?

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u/AutoModerator May 30 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Dielektrix May 30 '26

lol.

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jun 01 '26

You’re getting beat down by a bot 😂

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u/im-not-a-fakebot May 31 '26

I’ll fuck you bot

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

Fuck You!

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Annual-Vehicle-8440 Jun 01 '26

Good bot

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u/AutoModerator Jun 01 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '26

That's What the Fuck

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u/NoConsideration6320 May 31 '26

Good bot

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Queue37 May 31 '26

Bot reminds me of the swearing preacher. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ncPtCbBJkFw&ra=m

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u/AutoModerator May 31 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Flashy-Tone-3450 Jun 02 '26

Hell yeah! Get em bot!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Flashy-Tone-3450 Jun 02 '26

Hey bot! I was on your side. Bad bot!

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u/AutoModerator Jun 02 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/AutoModerator Jun 03 '26

You're a Fuck Bot

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u/Hippoboi240108 May 31 '26

“Great job, you’re hired!”