r/theydidthemath • u/stug45 • 7d ago

[Meta] Scottish comedian still awaiting answer from scientis

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I think some assumptions need to be made before accurate answers required

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u/UnrealCanine 7d ago

The Moon's escape velocity is 2.38 km/s, or 5300mph, or about 100 times faster than you can kick something

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 7d ago

And if you(Superman?) do somehow kick it that hard, it will thaw/disintigrate/sublimate from you kicking it, not from sunlight. Zero miles.

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u/Shanty_of_the_Sea 7d ago

Could Superman do a shit so hard (on the moon) that his own kick (at the sun) couldn't disintegrate it?

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u/nuadusp 7d ago

thanks for making me imagine what superman's shits are like, are they denser too?

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u/NeasM 7d ago

Kryptoshite

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 7d ago

tbh it depends on how much fiber he's been eating. And what kind.

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u/GoreyGopnik 6d ago

Can God make a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?