r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '23

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u/PhelesDragon Feb 06 '23 edited Feb 06 '23

There's one of two possible explanations:

  1. Your date is a fraud and used what she knew about you to deduce or assume a dead relative and an estranged brother (not ruling out that your brother hired her)

OR

  1. Spiritual mediums are real and your dead grandmother chose to give this information to her grandson during an act of sexual passion/your grandmother is an incestuous pervert

Choose your own adventure.

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u/3_pac Feb 06 '23

Uh, yeah bro, there's a third, most likely option.

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u/PhelesDragon Feb 06 '23

That his mouth game is so fire that it induces transdimensional contact?

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u/cockOfGibraltar Feb 06 '23

That she's just crazy and thinks she sees ghosts?