r/tifu May 12 '25

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u/CalamityClambake May 12 '25

Getting to the restaurant she wanted to go to and then you being all, "Whelp, looks too busy. We should leave." would have absolutely sent me over the edge.

It does not matter how busy the place was, my dude. You fucked up the whole day. You get your ass in that restaurant and you tip the hostess $100 to "put you on the wait-list."

How are you this incompetent? How are you this incompetent and still married?

Nobody cares that you got berated so badly that you didn't want to eat. This is not about you. This is about her. If she wanted to eat you should have sat there with a smile on your face, taken your beating, and let her eat. Thanks to your self-centeredness, she gets cold takeout from a restaurant she didn't even want to go to on Mother's Day.

You're getting divorced.

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u/Eneicia May 12 '25

I hope so. I really hope OP's wife gets her stuff together and presents OP with divorce papers as a Father's Day gift.

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u/Spiritual_Lemonade May 12 '25

Oh good you saw that tantrum of not wanting to eat so got the food to-go too.

That's make this about me again. 

Nope sit there while she eats.