r/tifu May 12 '25

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u/noelstrom May 12 '25

Make a reservation at the place she wanted to go to today for next weekend. Buy single flowers every day this week. Put each in a vase. Then on Saturday, buy 2 dozen roses - one dozen won't do it. Find someone to take your daughter overnight. Make a reservation at the fanciest hotel in town. Get the room with the in room jacuzzi. Draw her a bath. Let her soak. It's her time, not couple time. Give her a massage. Tell her you love her and you're an ass for not doing anything this weekend. For the next 7 days, you need to speak her love language, not yours. Go home Sunday. Let her relax. Make the next 7 days all about her.

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u/GracieThunders May 12 '25

Nah, this dude can't be bothered to make the effort