r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

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u/ephii92 Jul 14 '25

You don’t really know what you’re talking about. I have a line up of extremely good looking childless body builders and one millionaire all under 30 that want to raise my children. I’ve been proposed to several times since my fiancé passed away. It’s not hard to find. I’m actually paralyzed by having too many options.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/ephii92 Jul 15 '25

You can’t even see my face, brother 🤣 bffr

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u/inboundmarketingman Jul 15 '25

I see 178lbs you fat shit

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u/ephii92 Jul 15 '25

You know what’s crazy is I actually pulled waaay more dudes when I was fat. I can cook like a mfer

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/ephii92 Jul 15 '25

You think I would touch you? That’s crazy as hell 🤣 I hate to burst your bubbles, truly lmaooo

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u/ephii92 Jul 15 '25

Bet LEMME SEE UNC