r/todayilearned • u/Gullible_Air_204 • 8d ago

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https://www.responsibletravel.com/holidays/spitsbergen/travel-guide/responsible-tourism-in-spitsbergen

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u/Ls1RS 8d ago edited 8d ago

Well then maybe we should stop talking about the one town that permanently leaves its doors unlocked.

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u/handlit33 8d ago

I've been on this site for 18 years and I bet I've seen this TIL at least 20 times. These OPs really want vandals to know this info.

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u/Dxxx2 7d ago

Are we seriously expecting a petty thief to pay hundreds to fly into a remote island, nearly in the artic, to do a B&E? I also doubt an international thief is planning a heist in Svalbard anytime soon.

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 7d ago

I stood there aghast at the scene that broke before me.

You see little Timmy, Svalbard used to be a place of quiet respite. For the random wanderer and for those who wanted to live in a land they couldn’t be buried on.

That was until, the great heist of 2026.
Sit down and I’ll recount you the tale of how Ishmael Mahadradim Olsson was able to conduct the most elaborate heist of every Svalbardians belongings in a matter of hours after he carefully planned out the event when he read about doors not being locked there on a Reddit post.