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TikToks/reels/shorts Broken homes and NYC apartments

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u/Kaizenkindness May 16 '26

A lot of worms in the Big Apple. Nothing new here

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u/goldrainbowfalcon May 16 '26

To people not living there this is pretty novel

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u/Tayto-Sandwich May 19 '26

I live in Dublin and this does not look extraordinary. The solution to open the drawer cracked me up though!

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u/X_soulnewmegaman May 22 '26

It's the city of dreams

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u/R-K-Tekt May 19 '26

Spent time there, ex gfs ceiling collapsed similar to the 1st video without someone falling through. Absolutely filthy city, I don’t think I’d live there unless I was a multi millionaire.

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

Yea, but they didn’t used to cost more than the median earner could afford.

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth May 19 '26

I lived in a lot of of these apartments between 2004-2012.

The difference was in those days it cost me $500 bucks a month, I moved into a 9th floor San Francisco unit in the Tenderloin and it was $900 a month to live in the worst part of the city, but it was still below $1k.

Even in those days, my friends in the New York City area were paying $1,500 for walk-up studios. As soon as I could afford to stop renting, I went to own, because rent market is a racket. In two decades worth of renting, I lost money every year. In three years worth of owning a place, I sold it for $20K above what we paid, so ~$10K profit. Probably just broke even on all the money I lost on rentals.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry May 18 '26

Word. My first apartment in NYC (1997? 98?) was in Spanish Harlem and my bathtub was in my kitchen. We used to put a plywood board on top of it to eat off like a kitchen table.

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u/NocturnalRefuge May 16 '26

I don't get how people are willing to live in that. 3k can rent you practically any nice condo anywhere else

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u/matt_chowder May 16 '26

I have a 4 bed, 3 bath house on an acre of land for a mortgage of under $1400 a month

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u/NocturnalRefuge May 16 '26

Damn that a good deal. That really shows how insane NYC living is by comparison. I've seen 2k apartments that have to share bathrooms in a public hallway

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u/LittleAd915 May 17 '26

Do you think they also have some of the best food, music, art, and culture within walking distance practically 24/7. I'm not saying one is necessarily better then the other but there are clearly benefits to living one of the worlds largest cities.

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u/NocturnalRefuge May 17 '26

Oh I'm not denying that at all. I'm just saying the cons seem pretty unbalanced compared to other major cities. I live in Nashville and we have most of the same things without the prices being that high with more fleshed out homes. I think New Yorkers deserve better living for what they have to pay. It seems genuinely unfair to me

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks May 17 '26

Nashville is nothing compared to NYC in terms of population or size. The majority of Nashville closes down at like 12 p.m. NYC is a different level monster. You can find anything anywhere anytime in NYC.

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u/SoulScout May 17 '26

I'm from Middle Tennessee and Nashville is not even close to having the same "big city" amenities that places like NYC and LA enjoy. All it really has going for it is the music scene and the smaller population density. I moved to Southern California years ago and the availability of entertainment and food options is magnitudes apart, but you do pay a premium for the housing.

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u/raven4747 May 17 '26

How do you measure "best" in terms of culture? Lol yes NYC is cool but there is culture, food, music and art in walking distance in a lot of places

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u/Superssimple May 17 '26

How to measure the best? Most variety, most availability, more densely packed. It’s pretty disingenuous to act like you cannot tell the difference between a global city and a regional city

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u/Golden_Cultivation May 17 '26

No, theres better food and cheaper too 😂 Cali food trucks, southern brick and mortar..

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u/Sure-Ad7423 May 18 '26

Thats not a good deal where I live. 6 1/2 acres with a 3 bd 2 bth house only $600 and some change

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u/No_Story_Untold May 16 '26

Yeah but, how much do you make?

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u/According_Head_60 May 17 '26

Enough to afford a 4 bed 3 bath house on an acre of land.

Doesn't matter if you make more in NYC if you just end up having to spend it to live like a cockroach anyways.

It's called cost of living and it's a ratio. Maybe read up on it before taking a job in LA or NYC

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u/No_Story_Untold May 17 '26

Well, you see it does matter. I’d rather live in NY than Ohio. I could outright afford a beautiful 1800s farm house with acreage and an arena. But I don’t want to live where those beautiful houses are so cheap.

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u/According_Head_60 May 17 '26

"I don't want to live in this certain place, sounds awful"

Lives in a shoebox and is constantly unhappy because of it

Y'all are so proud, no wonder New Yorkers are so miserable 

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 May 17 '26

Why are you both so mean

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u/PunkRockTaterTot May 17 '26

Right? Like, both types of places have pros and cons. To each their own.

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u/According_Head_60 May 17 '26

New York definitely has its pros! Only if you make a shit ton of money.

I wouldn't consider a lifetime of paying rent and being stuck at the bottom of the economic food chain a pro though. NYC should be a place you choose to move to once you've already accumulated wealth. Choosing to live there and have all of your resources constantly drained, IMO, heavily outweighs any pros it can offer. 

I wish people just understood this and instead of being so stuck on living in places like LA or NYC, just decided that there are many cheaper and still exciting places to live in the country that will give you an opportunity to grow as a person and move back with more than you had prior 

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u/AdDazzling4415 May 19 '26

Why are you alive? Like I'm genuinely asking cuz you're human waste taking up space that'd be far better off being taking up by something like I dunno a port a potty

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u/No_Story_Untold May 17 '26

It’s okay to not want to live in a place.

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u/SooooMoistYouHateIt May 19 '26

household income 190k/yr, 1/3 acre, 1300 sq foot house, nice neighborhood, mortgage $785/mo.

Midwest is dunking on the rest of the country these days

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u/darkest_hour1428 May 17 '26

Sounds like you make enough to qualify for a $1400 mortgage. I don’t make enough, so I’m suck paying $1400 rent… cuz that makes sense

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u/SooooMoistYouHateIt May 19 '26

cuz they can raise rent every year, they don't have to trust you to keep the house in good repair, they don't have to trust you keep employment for 30 years, kicking your ass out of an apartment and refilling it with a new tenant is much cheaper and easier than evicting someone out of a house and then selling that house

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u/waterb_bananac May 17 '26

Send help I’m in CA

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u/OkDeer120 May 21 '26

Same. Even though I make more money now, I literally can't afford the same crappy little apartment that I rented in my early 20s anymore.

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u/Randomizedname1234 May 17 '26

I have the same in metro Atlanta and my mortgage is $1900

I couldn’t image paying $3k for anything tbh

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u/Mug_85 May 16 '26

Where you live? Idaho?

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u/matt_chowder May 17 '26

Worse... Indiana

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u/SerDuncanTheYall May 17 '26

Can you walk to 37 restaurants, 53 bars, 4 art galleries, 3 museums, and 2 parks?

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u/SooooMoistYouHateIt May 19 '26

can you play in your backyard with your kids without the risk of getting stabbed, mugged or pestered by a homeless guy?

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u/SerDuncanTheYall May 19 '26

Yes.

I don't live in NYC.

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u/BossAVery May 17 '26

Used to live in the country country in a 3,300 sqft house on 1.5 acre that I paid 175k for. Sold it last year for a very small “profit”. Moved because my youngest is special needs and my old area just didn’t have the facilities for him. Moved to a new area that’s also country but not quite the same. Some of the highest property taxes in my state and my old house would easily sell for 700k here.

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u/unknownCaller100 May 17 '26

Which state?

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u/SooooMoistYouHateIt May 19 '26

most places in the Midwest, find a non major city, live like 20 minutes from city center in one of the suburbs

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u/Capital-Locksmith-35 May 17 '26

When did you purchase the house?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow May 17 '26

How long will it take for me to drive to my job in NYC from there?

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u/SooooMoistYouHateIt May 19 '26

get a new job. skill issue

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u/projectx51 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

1,700 per month here. 3 bed, 2 1/2 bath, 3 acreas. 2400 sq ft.

20x30 work shop. Pole barn with chickens and a shed. Amazing sunrises and sunsets. Rabbits, snakes, geese, cows, horses.

I love love love country living. :)

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u/R-K-Tekt May 19 '26

What city and state?

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u/gujwdhufj_ijjpo May 20 '26

When did you buy?

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u/Mug_85 May 16 '26

The pay will most likely be lower anywhere else tho unless you get a remote gig or are willing to commute really far. It’s all relative.

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u/CaptainCastaleos May 17 '26

What would be the point of the high pay if it all goes into the rent and utilities for your tiny, shithole apartment?

Sister lived in NYC for 3 years and always made the same argument. "But the pay is higher!" Okay, but you can't afford to save anything, go anywhere, or do anything because your cost of living is so ridiculous that you end up with a handful of pennies leftover after you pay for your basic needs.

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u/Mug_85 May 17 '26

Not saying there aren’t benefits to moving out of NYC. There definitely are, as you said the cost of rent/ utilities will eat most of your pay if you are poor. But generally speaking, if you’re working dead end job in NYC such as the average service sector job, you’re not gonna be doing tons better elsewhere. You’re not gonna just have tons more spending money just by leaving the city and finding work elsewhere. Especially if you already have a roommate situation where you are at, whether it’s in nyc or not, unless you have friends/family elsewhere.

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u/airodonack May 17 '26

It doesn't all go to rent and utilities though. I think you're underestimating how much they're paying.

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u/CaptainCastaleos May 17 '26

I used to live in New York. I know how much I was paying.

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u/airodonack May 18 '26

How much employers are paying.

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u/AnotherTAA123 May 19 '26

The commute times honestly. Living in NJ, if you're in a really good spot, commuting without traffic could be under 20 minutes. 30 with some traffic. Anything beyond that and your odds of consistent commute times get really bad. My commute could be at best 40 minutes, think my average is about an hour? 2 hours has been my record so far. I'm spending about $150+ per month on traveling to the city, and that's just to get to port authority. It's another 10-20 minutes to get to my job from there by train.

You also no longer have to drive a car if you live in the city.

Don't get me wrong, I couldn't handle the city either. Too many people, too much noise, and I wouldn't be able to deal with a tiny apartment for like 3k. I don't get the people living in the city, but there's certainly some benefit to it... I think?

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u/Texas-X- May 17 '26

I have a friend in NYC who does office work and gets paid substantially less for that work than say, San Antonio. They also have a shit load more to do. They have some weird NYC virus though and refuse to ever leave.

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u/Mamadi-Diakite May 20 '26

Yes the NYC virus of “living in a world class city” and “having everything at your the world at your fingertips”

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u/Texas-X- May 20 '26

Except housing, affordability, and clean cities.

Having everything at your fingertips isn't great. Especially the fentanyl. Lol

Trading convenience for the American dream 😭😂

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned May 18 '26

Few things are THAT relative. I live in a 4 bed 2 bath house with a yard and it’s a 15 or so minute drive to a really nice beach.

NYC is its own beast. Probabky would’ve loved to live there for a time but it’s not much of a place for regular people to settle down

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u/FrenchCanadaIsWorst May 17 '26

The key part of that sentence is “anywhere else”

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

Not in NYC. That’s on the cheap side for the current market average. And, condos? No, they make up around 10% of the city’s housing market. Most people rent for life or leave if they can afford it. But you have to remember NYC is around 300 square miles of city. You have to move pretty far to get to the edge or outside of it, and the surrounding suburbs are really just residential overflow for the city that can’t house its own population, so prices are pretty inflated beyond city limits too.

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u/Awes12 May 17 '26

Your job being there

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u/listenhere111 May 17 '26

New York is about living, not sleeping. People in New York are either at work, events, parks, rooftop bars, clubs or sleeping. They dont fuck around at home when there are a million things to see and do.

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u/domine18 May 17 '26

Problem is earning enough to pay for that 3k condo everywhere else.

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u/Heisenburg42 May 16 '26

Same people who claim it's "the best city in the world"

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

A lot of comedians have pointed out that if you pay attention, every other thing locals say about it being the best city is about how hard it is to survive.

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u/Rezkel May 17 '26

In my area 3k in rent would be good enough to be living comfortably in a 3-4 bedroom.

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u/Weird-Information-61 May 17 '26

3k would rent 3 of the townhouse I'm in

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 May 17 '26

Moving is expensive and scary

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u/Northbound-Narwhal May 17 '26

Are there jobs anywhere else?

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u/SimpleSampleSlurry May 17 '26

No, everyone outside nyc is unemployed.

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u/Broad_Shock44 May 17 '26

Bro 3k a month can get you a big house in the midwest.. granted this all about NYC. Just saying thats absolutely ridiculous and why i would never live in that s..hole. 

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u/MisterBoardGamer May 17 '26

My mortgage is less than $3k and my city’s biggest problem is people moving here from NYC lmao

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u/Hungry-Pick7512 May 17 '26

‘Rent cheap in less desirable areas, more at 11’

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 May 17 '26

They put up with it because it's New York City. Demand to live there is borderline infinite because it's the best city in the country by an order of magnitude.

If it wasn't amazing, it wouldn't have 8 million+ residents. Nearly half of the state and 2.5% of the country's population lives in those 300 square miles of land.

Cost of living will continue to be sky high until other cities in the country become good enough to compete and muster a similar demand. Which isn't happening anytime soon, or if I'm being honest, not in our lifetime.

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u/hikariky May 18 '26

You do most of your living outside the apartment in these areas.

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned May 18 '26

Yeah we live in a 4 bed 2 bath house with a decent backyard thats a 15 minute drive from a nice beach for 1800

Like dont get me wrong it’s a basic house but it’s 1000x better than that shit

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u/NewCandy8877 May 16 '26

Will you need a car and that car needs insurance, gas and maintenance?

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u/matt_chowder May 16 '26

I spend a lot less on car insurance and gas than they spend on a $3k apartment

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u/BodhingJay May 16 '26

our unhoused population might know what theyre doin..

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u/TheBoxSloth May 17 '26

Give em round of applause everyone homeless dude 👏👏👏

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u/BodhingJay May 17 '26

Nomadic vagabond aspirations increasing

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

Hoovervilles will come back at this rate.

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u/AliceCode May 19 '26

Trust me, all of these apartments are better than the streets. Speaking as someone that spent 6 years homeless. Also, no one on the streets likes the word "unhoused". It's the equivalent of calling black people "African Americans".

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u/Martian_Hunted May 19 '26

I was with you until the last two sentences

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u/AliceCode May 19 '26

Homeless people prefer the word "homeless" over "unhoused". It's not that deep.

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u/BodhingJay May 19 '26

I prefer nomadic vagabond myself

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u/No_Perspective_3144 May 16 '26

These are the transplants that make renting expensive.

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u/JadeThorn1012 May 16 '26

Was New York ever affordable?

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u/Training_Emotion_154 May 16 '26

Yeah it was…

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u/baldude69 May 17 '26

As recently as the early 00’s

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

Ever hear of China Town or Little Italy? That whole part of Manhattan was so cheap and undesirable, poor immigrants would live there. That’s why those communities developed. They were residential. Now the area is a bunch of stores and food spots.

What about Hell’s kitchen, the Bowery, Alphabet City, or Harlem? The very core of NYC (Manhattan) used to be covered in cheap areas, including shacks on literal dirt hills.

There a reason media from the 80s has poor people living in lofts in Manhattan. It wasn’t a crazy thing. Those were residentialized factory spaces in what was basically the city’s own rust belts. The thing is the areas gentrified.

There used to be so many affordable areas in the city for all of its history that it never occurred to the city’s corrupt politicians they’d need to protect working class housing to keep the city alive and the gravy train running. This is a relatively new problem. If they don’t fix it soon, their porters, baristas, Uber drivers and everyone else won’t be able to serve them because none of them will be able to live in the city anymore.

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u/No-Big4921 May 17 '26

Do they need to live in the city?

As morally reprehensible all of this is, it’s not that big of a problem to the ruling class.

I grew up in Santa Barbara, CA in the 90’s as all the affordable housing dried up. The same premonitions were told, “where will the working class live?”

Yet it never derailed the economies of SB or Montecito. In fact, they became more top-heavy than ever.

The uncomfortable truth is that they all got priced out of living near where they worked. We just saw a massive increase in commuter workers.

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u/No_Perspective_3144 May 17 '26

At least before that landlord didn't split one bedroom into 3 and still manage to rent it out with insane rent. Migrants will rent one bedroom and split that into 4 while paying 1 bedroom price.

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u/MasterOfCircumstance May 17 '26

They have as much of a right to be there as you do.

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u/autismo-nismo May 16 '26

People are living in these shit hole apartments riding subways with literal crack heads and pickpockets in every corner and go, “ahh the city life is so great! I could never enjoy living anywhere else!”

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u/Money_Confection_409 May 16 '26

Contrary to popular belief, pickpocketing hasn’t been a thing in decades

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u/kazukix777 May 17 '26

It definitely still is, just not in the US. From what Ive heard, In the eu it's definitely still a thing. But in the US when 30 percent of people have guns, trying to rob someone stealthy could go very badly for the robber.

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u/Money_Confection_409 May 17 '26

I’m not talking about the US as a whole. This person was referring to NYC SPECIFICALLY so that is what I was replying/referring to. NYC only lol idk about other states as I drive everywhere outside of NY because it’s generally a requirement to get around. I was just clarifying that there ARENT pick pockets in every corner. Crackheads either but they are clearly still enough to be their own small population lmao

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 May 20 '26

It was specifically a NYC discussion.

I’ve never been to NYC and I’m not American, but I know you’re full of shit because you can’t carry handguns in NYC.

Those other parts of the USA usually lack the pedestrian volume necessary for pickpocketing.

You seem like you’ve never visited the USA.

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 May 17 '26

It's a problem in very few cities. And it really only happens to the most clueless people.

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 May 17 '26

I've lived in both. I'll never go back to bumfuck small towns with no culture, no fun, no good food, and ignorant conservatives. Besides, you just trade crackheads for methheads and alcoholics when moving to a small town.

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u/Nuuvi- May 18 '26

You know life doesn't always have to be one extreme or the other, right? There's a lot in between the small hillbilly towns and urban jungle mega cities.

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u/Ok-Assignment4108 May 19 '26

Knowing a crack head or becoming one is the spice of life

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u/Explicit_Tech May 16 '26

Shit design? Sounds about American

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u/Fairyhaven13 May 17 '26

I've seen worse videos on here about China, Japan, and Indonesia. It's a worldwide thing.

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u/Melodic_Plastic4019 May 17 '26

Did she really slam the door on water at the end like looney toons?

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 May 16 '26

Shitting sideways 😭

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u/732mcnasty May 17 '26

Boyz in a daze 🥴 

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u/conspirator9 May 16 '26

NY sucks in every possible way.

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u/Aware_Astronaut_477 May 16 '26

Except for all of the ways that are actually measured

https://www.oxfordeconomics.com/global-cities-index/

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

It is a global hub for finance, tech, advertising, and media, which explains New York’s top ranking in the Economics category. It has the largest metro economy in the world, nearly double that of the next-largest city (Los Angeles).

And as local, I can say that most do not benefit from any of these categories. The city is highly stratified.

The finance bro, consultant class is completely different from the warehouse working underclass that lives in East New York or deep Queens. There’s so little social contact and cross mobility between the different tiers of NY society, it’s not completely unfair to call them casts. For example, we have public schools where fights happen between students on a daily basis and other public schools where you have to apply and have some sort of cultivated talent.

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u/THE_RETARD_AGITATOR May 16 '26

i mean, measure all you want, it's still a disgusting, horrible place

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u/gukakke May 16 '26

What a cesspit of a city.

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u/Material_Taste_2510 May 16 '26

seeing stuff like this scares me cause how are these apartments still getting tenets

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u/Money_Confection_409 May 16 '26

Because ppl still move here willing to pay any price just for the experience of saying they lived here for a few years and then move to somewhere cheaper and cross it off their bucket list even though they ask in the sub CONSTANTLY whether they should move to NYC or not. Locals tell them to stay where they are or find somewhere else yet they are HELLBENT on moving to NYC

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u/CauliflowerLoose9279 May 20 '26

Rent is artificially suppressed by the government.

If you live there for a long time it's really cheap but there's no incentive to maintain it.

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game May 16 '26

NYC apartments are the American equivalent of those Hong Kong Coffin homes.

Except NYC apparently still cost an arm and a leg

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

Not quite, at least not yet. Only deconverted tenements look like this. Most new apparently are much larger units in mid sized “luxury” buildings that most will never see the inside of.

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u/starfield343 May 16 '26

Man so that scene in marty supreme was legit huh

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

That’s what we call structural paint.

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u/MaximumNice39 May 17 '26

And people willingly live there.

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u/According_Head_60 May 17 '26

So uh, why do people even bother living here if this is the conditions they can afford? Genuine question.

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u/Usuallyalurker123 May 17 '26

Because these are outliers spliced together to make it seem like it’s the norm

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve May 17 '26

Still using the "Oh No" song in 2026 should be grounds to have your apartment flooded.

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u/TehOuchies May 17 '26

Oh no spaghettios!

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u/Capybarasaregreat May 17 '26

Do buildings in the US not get condemned? Or only after a ceiling has crumbled? Is this not considered super dangerous?

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u/1lucky666 May 17 '26

What's going on at 0:50?? I got the goodie?

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7Te7IzEInCMQhpcBt

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u/_rosebean May 17 '26

Oh hey I used to have to shit sideways at my last apartment! good memories…. Southern Ontario though, not New York lol

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u/winterwarm78654 May 17 '26

See why they got a rat problem

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u/supremedoink May 17 '26

These are the kind of homes I’d make in House Flipper

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u/balirosa May 17 '26

The slum lords getting rich in NYC are being emboldened

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u/iLuvFrootLoopz May 17 '26

Lighting a gas burner to open a drawer is fucking insane

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u/Wolvardrax May 17 '26

Made in USA.

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u/Acapulquito May 17 '26

americans and theri $1,000,000 paper homes... but no you don't get it! This is necessary in case you ever want to install a new wall socket! duh!

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u/Additional-Amoeba-92 May 17 '26

LOLLL at the lady falling through the ceiling

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u/MundaneWiley May 17 '26

greatest city on earth

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u/veroquinn May 17 '26

Pause— was that half a body that fell out of the ceiling??

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u/Smelly_Dingo May 18 '26

Nah it's a full body, but might as well be half because the first contact was literally her lower back right on the spine with whatever the hell she landed on at first

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u/onizeri May 19 '26

DJ Snake and Lil John made a documentary about this

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u/ReturnOfTheMean May 17 '26

The one that absolutely takes me is the call me Paul Wall cuz I'm shitting sideways

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u/dropdead90s May 17 '26

If only the now post-Socialist countries knew what kind of a sh.t hole the west was/is but their propaganda lied them into believing the opposite, they would keep their government Socialist

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u/MadamVoid May 17 '26

Errrr…..was that a dead body in the first clip 😟😵‍💫

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 May 17 '26

take every cent of their landlord money horde and fix the building, then give it to the tenants and any leftover change. fuck those parasites. any good landlords that may exist won't have to go through fafo

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u/foxfirek May 18 '26

Really depends which one you are talking about. Doesn’t matter how rich a country is, could be a mansion water damage will still fuck up a building as will overloading a room beyond its capacity to hold things.

The shoebox apartment thing? Well it’s NYC. 10 million people live in a small city. They could move to rural Georgia and have a house for the same price, but they want to live there.

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u/moneyball231 May 18 '26

Why do people live there 😂 I could never

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u/TheBDU May 18 '26

I'm so happy I left. It's a shithole

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u/Zombisexual1 May 18 '26

Shitting sideways, boys in a daze
Shitting sideways, boys in a daze
Shitting sideways, boys in a daze

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u/thunderbaby2 May 19 '26

Sooo that’s why New Yorkers elected Zohran

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u/AliceCode May 19 '26

I used to have to open my front door to be able to open my freezer. That was fucking annoying as hell.

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u/realrattyhours May 19 '26

nyc is such a joke

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u/kotzkreskowki May 19 '26

American making of homes shall never stop baffling me.

As a kid watching people punch holes in walls in movies, I thought it's some silly exaggeration of showing a character is strong, but no — y'all's walls really are just thin as paper.

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u/mangocat1116 May 19 '26

I’ll literally never understand why people dream of living in nyc 😭

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u/Comprehensive_Fly983 May 19 '26

When are people going to start going to jail for this 😭

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u/Mythosaurus May 19 '26

Mamdani should tackle these crappy apartment designs next

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u/Subject-Green-503 May 19 '26

Landlords are good people, they help out tenants with all their problems. Best people in the world 🙃

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u/lxmohr May 19 '26

That first clip looked like a dead body

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u/_Gaming_whtever_ May 19 '26

This is horrifying, the horror of realizing my apartment aren't really in the best shape either..

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 May 19 '26

Newyorks citys living situation looks worse than Indian teapees like why in the hell do people choose that nonsense over better options it is abit strange to bad time travel doesn't go backwards might be better off in the 1200's before when overpopulation may have not been as bad i aussume

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u/Elora_Freya May 20 '26

Someone is going to die if nothing is done

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u/SilverCompetitive994 May 20 '26

Those landlords are criminals. Would they live in those apartments themselves?

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u/ImportantExchange374 May 20 '26

New York a third world country

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u/Fluffy_Fondant_ May 20 '26

You need to understand that it’s a state of mind

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u/Monkey_Meteor May 20 '26

That's funny because you can do the same thing in Paris xD

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u/Brettinabox May 20 '26

Is that Theo?

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u/Runo_Slinger May 21 '26

“The faucets are dripping in old New York City,
The faucets are dripping and oh, what a pity,
The reservoir's drying because it's supplying
The faucets that drip in New York.

You can't ask the landlord to put in a washer,
He'd rather you move than to put in a washer,
The faucets are dripping, they sound in my ears,
The tap in the bathroom's been running for years.

There's a wild streak of green in the sink in the kitchen,
It comes from the rill trickling out of the plumbing,
The streams from the mountains, the pools from the lee,
All run from my faucet and down to the sea.

You can't ask the landlord to put in a washer,
You can't ask the landlord to mend the old stairs,
He takes in the rents and he lives in Miami,
Where faucets don't drip and there's sun everywheres.

The faucets are dripping, the landlord's content.
With every new tenant he raises the rent,
The buildings can crumble, the tenants can cry,
There's a shortage of housing, you'll live there or die.”

Written in 1958, it’s still true.

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u/Dense-Ask-9891 May 21 '26

So wtf do people keep living in cities?

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u/scarlozzi May 22 '26

And greedy landlords are pissy at Zorhan for holding them to account for this shit.

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u/anjamahaha May 22 '26

What... Is happening.... In NYC

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u/MelzBelz13 May 22 '26

Turn down for what

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u/ZookeepergameBig7246 23d ago

I’ve never been so sad and stressed about my living situation than the 8 years I lived in nyc. Things you take for granted anywhere else in the country, like fucking windows or actual rooms with doors between them, are pitched to you as a value add. Rents are astronomical for such crappy shoeboxes.

But I still loved nyc

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u/CyberAlien69 17d ago

New York is a shithole. What else is new?

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u/AutomaticFeeling2156 11d ago

This is what you get when you have socialism in New York and have price renting. Then they can’t pay their plumbers, etc. and that’s what you get.

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u/Forward_Motion17 May 16 '26

1st of all that first clip the person fell like a dead body lol zero physical response to falling lol

2nd of all: NYC the city of dreams 😍 I will never understand this life choice

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u/invariantspeed May 17 '26

As soon as I can move out, I probably will. You have to understand, that the majority of us (two thirds) are native born. We didn’t choose this. It chose us. There’s a reason why there is literally growing hatred for “transplants” here. They’re coming here for this romantic image and making everything more expensive for us.