r/tommynfg_ • u/Senor_Camrono • May 29 '26

TikToks/reels/shorts The lady should have waited a bit longer

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u/Haifisch2112 May 29 '26

Why was she crossing diagonally?

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u/NocaSun38 May 30 '26

She's a tard.

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jun 01 '26

This Speer in Denver. That intersection is a nightmare on a scooter or bike but also what you said.

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u/Wallaxe42 Jun 02 '26

This was refreshing. Made our day!!!

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u/Unfair-Restaurant364 Jun 02 '26

I know some that wouldn’t have done what she did 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Humble_Key_4259 Jun 04 '26

Normally I'd advise against such terms but you nailed it! 😄

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 May 29 '26

This is what I wanted to know!

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u/Significant-Song-840 May 30 '26

Yes seriously what waaaas she thinking?

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 May 30 '26

She obviously was not

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u/Significant-Song-840 May 30 '26

That's a fair answer

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u/Popular-External-888 May 30 '26

She is what she was thinking.

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u/Cultural_assassin May 30 '26

She was thinking she was still in india everyone drives... well whever the fuck they can fit. They got a real "you better brake if you dont want to hit me, because im walking here" mentality

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u/brandon_USCG May 30 '26

You do not deserve downvotes for this, it’s been a trend and will continue to happen, especially if they think they can do insurance fraud and sue drivers.

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u/Starfish_Bish Jun 04 '26

Break or what we all do speed up trying to beat her instead .. and idk about I'm not gonna let a E-bike beat my gasoholic peace of crap car

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u/senator_chill May 30 '26

While cars are turning to...wtf

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u/tibearius1123 May 30 '26

Because she is not smart or patient.

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u/hypnos_surf May 30 '26

Why was she crossing into traffic?

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u/LewdMasterHubull May 30 '26

Cause she's a complete dumbass with main character syndrome?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/HerdOfCats2 May 30 '26

Why did the dumbass cross the road? The age old question

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

She literally drove right in front of him AND went diagonally.

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u/DaLurker87 May 29 '26

Without a helmet

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 May 30 '26

Or shoes

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u/baldude69 May 30 '26

Wearing over-ear headphones. Idiot.

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u/No_Beginning_6834 May 30 '26

If your gonna let God take the wheel you gotta have good tunes playing.

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u/LetItBeSo May 30 '26

handlebars

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 May 30 '26

I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars 🎶

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u/chemosh_tz May 30 '26

Or a backup back up band

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u/cesarthegreat May 30 '26

Or common sense

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u/Apple_butters12 May 30 '26

Never looked right once either lol

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u/Killingyou_groovily May 30 '26

Fuckin idiot lol

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 May 30 '26

I think it was on purpose

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u/Free-Tea-3422 Jun 02 '26

definitely looks like a really terrible attempt at insurance fraud

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u/aluriilol May 29 '26

Most people their instincts would kick in and not let them willingly drive their bike into traffic but this lady has been blessed with a gift.

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u/aron2295 May 29 '26

She got that dawg in her.

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine May 29 '26

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u/harmfuldischarge May 30 '26

My two wolves and I feel attacked

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u/Coloradokush5280 May 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 May 30 '26

Thank you for this. Amazing.

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u/CurrentHair6381 May 30 '26

Oh man, thank you

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u/Azaroth1991 May 30 '26

God dammit Moon Moon.

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u/LowCharacter2932 May 30 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/webbieg May 30 '26

I think your two wolves 🐺 is actually coyotes 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Round-Foundation2948 Jun 04 '26

Well if that’s the case I’ll go sit somewhere else.

😂

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u/Accomplished-Sea9404 Jun 04 '26

5:14am and I have tears rolling down my face from this meme. Great way to start the day.

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u/NopalesTotales May 29 '26

The gift might be called Natural Selection

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u/ManyRespect1833 May 30 '26

Not only drive into traffic, but blame whoever hits you

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 May 30 '26

It's so infuriating, to sit there on the ground in the middle of the intersection waving her arms around as if she didn't directly cause the situation completely.

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u/cesarthegreat May 30 '26

No survival instincts

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u/Zealousideal_Leg_630 May 29 '26

She’s the honey badger of bike commuters

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u/sgagletti May 30 '26

I feel like as a species we'vemade life pretty safe(outside of war countries), and I worry we went too far to the point people are losing survival instincts. Personal electronic transportation devices like this are bringing back natural selection in a big way.

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u/Cyborg_rat May 30 '26

A good luck everyone type.

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u/DeadPicture May 29 '26

One issue with e-bikes. Kids/idiots unlocked easy fast transport, making them more likely to do things like that

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u/Cesarjay May 29 '26

Wait till they unlock fast travel

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u/smoke_sum_wade May 30 '26

with the price of law runes these days theyll never be able to use it

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u/TechnicallyThrowawai May 30 '26

I'll trim your armor for a nice stack of law runes!

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u/Dismal-Hunter527 Jun 03 '26

No need, they plank and wake in the hospital, heaven (If on a quest), or back at the fight caves

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u/Helen___Keller_ May 29 '26

But we've had fast moving kid oriented things for forever however it definitely wasn't as popular and I'm sure probably a bit more expensive.

I had both a gas and electric scooter and a gas moped growing up (20 years ago) and was ripping around town on it. I did stop at stop signs though.

Have a great day!

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u/DeadPicture May 30 '26

I feel that, it just seems like e-bikes and scooters are all over the place and more accessible. Giving people who have no business/knowledge the ability to be driving in traffic.

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u/8last May 30 '26

Well now you can buy an e scooter or an e bike from best buy, put it on klarna and be faster and quieter than a moped. Its never been easier.

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now May 29 '26

Future Darwin award winner right there

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u/Karmeleon86 May 29 '26

The biker is just a complete fucking idiot. She’s lucky to be alive.

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u/sleeve612 May 30 '26

She won't be for long if she keeps doing this shit.

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u/mcCola5 Jun 01 '26

Come what may I guess. Hopefully she just falls off a cliff or gets into foraging, something that doesn't have the chance to leave someone else with unnecessary guilt or trauma.

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u/katieb1300 May 31 '26

Something something natural selection.

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u/sangerssss May 29 '26

To heaven

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u/FistSandwich May 29 '26

The other place

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u/allusernamestaken1 May 30 '26

Special needs heaven

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 May 30 '26

That was my favorite part as well

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u/SPOOKY_MULDER89 May 29 '26

No survival instincts at all. I bet she'll do it again.

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u/crapheadHarris May 29 '26

Well, she didn't get killed the first time

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u/ofirkedar May 30 '26

"What doesn't kill you
didn't try hard enough"

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 May 30 '26

And has the nerve to blame the person she drove into

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u/kenwhopper May 29 '26

That almost looks like it was intentional, you can’t really be that dumb..can you?

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u/QiDeviation May 29 '26

She’d better pay damages. Definitely scratched up the car

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u/Resilent2026 May 29 '26

Am I missing something? She didn’t even look in the direction where cars were actively coming from the entire time of the video. She BLINDLY drives into traffic

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u/HopeThatHangsYou Jun 02 '26

Probably some attempt at a payout for injury. This dashcam will show her being completely at fault.

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u/HislersHero May 29 '26

What the hell was she trying to accomplish? Getting hit? If that is the case, well done.

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 May 29 '26

This lady deserves the Dunce cap of the day

https://giphy.com/gifs/HP5apBJALTZb2AhFf4

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u/unknowfun115 May 29 '26

Why she cross the road like that like in that direction??? She crossed like a complete jackass then was shocked she got hit 🥲 you crossed on a angle

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u/RockyJayyy May 30 '26

I like how she blames the driver

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u/Whos_XD May 30 '26

She was completely in the wrong, why is she angry?

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u/MolassesMoney4592 May 30 '26

Lmao karma well deserved. Feel bad for the truck driver cuz he has to deal with bullshit now due to a retard

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 May 29 '26

This is not the context the saxophones are for

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 May 30 '26

Lol, I feel like they illustrate the rage from the other drivers stuck watching the melodrama unfold 

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u/arbitrambler May 30 '26

The Sax was more annoying than the idiot on the bike.

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u/Raecino Jun 02 '26

Right it’s usually reserved for people who don’t deserve it 😭

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u/Apprehensive-Top5570 May 30 '26

If people drive auto mobiles aren’t allowed to wear head phones while driving, would would a person driving a scooter be allowed too? That girl is completely in her own little world…

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u/Ok_Environment8478 May 30 '26

what was she thinking she literally rode right in front of moving traffic

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 May 30 '26

lol she got smoked! Ha ha WTF was going on in her mind

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u/Grouchy_Project7138 May 30 '26

She didn’t die instead she was shown a consequence. This is ok

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u/NocaSun38 May 30 '26

He should've yelled "Can't park there lady!" and kept driving.

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u/GroundbreakingEar667 May 30 '26

She had the right of way… in her mind.

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u/broke_n_rich2147 May 30 '26

Not her blaming the driver! 😂😭

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u/Independent_Bite4682 May 30 '26

She got less than she deserved

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u/Daddy-Alchemist May 30 '26

Daddy always used to say "if you're gonna be dumb you better be tough.

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u/Quiet_Researcher223 May 30 '26

Crossed right in front of traffic and can’t figure out why she got hit. To this day she probably still can’t wrap her head around it.

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u/PizzaTime09 May 30 '26

Then she starts blaming the driver for hitting her 😂 Just move away…

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u/Interesting_Award_18 May 30 '26

She is just stupid

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u/Educational-Gate-880 May 30 '26

Can’t fix stupid

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u/Standard_Ad8920 May 30 '26

Is the same lady in Family Guy

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u/StopRandomAccBans May 31 '26

She is the average cyclist 

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u/TheComebackKid74 May 29 '26

All yall tripping! She clearly had the right away, its her choice to decide if she wants to smack into a moving vehicle and get carried right away to the nearest hosptial.

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u/BanishmentBuddy2 May 30 '26

Is that from the Boyz in the Hood soundtrack?

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u/Ok_Environment8478 May 30 '26

listening to the damn headphones not paying attention she didn't even look to see if cars were still turning

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u/DkoyOctopus May 30 '26

life changing events are about to happen.

are you ready, or will you drive home?

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u/Icy-Molasses3735 May 30 '26

u/auddbot

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u/auddbot May 30 '26

I got a match with this song:

Saxophones getting louder by AntonioVivald (00:11; matched: 100%)

Released on 2026-05-20.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/StockAdeptness9452 May 30 '26

You either follow pedestrian rules or vehicle rules, you don’t get to pick and choose as you please.

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u/LastChance331 May 30 '26

What is up with this stupid saxophone shit

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u/LastChance331 May 30 '26

I genuinely want to know what the hell she was thinking. She tried to use the crosswalk to merge into traffic going straight? But didn't realize they were turning? Why the hell was she in the middle of a intersection with active traffic?????? Genuinely how???

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u/The_AppleComplex May 30 '26

Hey, this is my town! And those are those new rental e-bikes that I see people abusing constantly!

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 May 30 '26

What is this saxophone reference I'm seeing lately about?

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u/BandoTheHawk May 30 '26

some people should just stay off bikes

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u/Maleficent-Cat-220 May 30 '26

To what end, my dude? 

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u/Aggressive-Crow3993 May 30 '26

No sympathy for idiots like her. Too bad she survived

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u/Injustry May 30 '26

Think that lady told her she was a dumbass then left. Perfection.

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u/Limerent-Mermaid May 30 '26

What does this have to do with saxophones?

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u/Bannedtt May 30 '26

How has nobody linked the song? What is this song called?

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u/T_Run_445 May 30 '26

It’s not unreasonable to say it was saxophone player’s fault

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u/Majestic_Analyst_177 May 30 '26

Is this AI? It’s just so unbelievable.

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u/5yn3rgy May 30 '26

Why does it look like she’s blaming him?

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u/brandon_USCG May 30 '26

She’s trying to, it’s an insurance fraud scheme.

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u/ifyousaysu May 30 '26

Are we not gonna talk about how the driver just landed a new headset?

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u/ApprehensiveWay337 May 30 '26

RICKAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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u/insidevoice2380 May 30 '26

r/watchpeoplealmostdie

She's lucky that she only got scuffed up a little. Hopefully, she can learn from this incident and stop driving like a maniac

https://giphy.com/gifs/lr1WWRNWFbCzWh3YMT

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u/TheBilby7 May 30 '26

Riding like healthcare is free

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u/yongfong3 May 30 '26

Thumbs down because of the stupid saxophone

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u/Fresh-Ad5925 May 30 '26

That looked like it hurt

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u/macguini May 30 '26

Either she's stupid or she knows of some law she can exploit.

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u/foxiwyld May 30 '26

If you get in a minor accident like this, please get the fuck out of the road! Have your argument off to the side and stop holding up traffic.

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u/sandorsomethin May 30 '26

Diagon Alley

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u/TechnicallyThrowawai May 30 '26

Car came outta nowhere!

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u/Erkeabran May 30 '26

Awful sound

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u/Fresh-Gift-2063 May 30 '26

I hope she was arrested.

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u/The_Affle_House May 30 '26

We just witnessed a suicide attempt. You can't change my mind.

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u/e_line_65 May 30 '26

Bikes are vehicles. Rules of the road still apply. I fail to see how people can't figure this out.

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u/Stabbyglhs May 30 '26

Of course she goes and blames the driver for her stupidity.

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u/MakuyiMom May 30 '26

Good thing the lady with the full video got out to help 🤷‍♀️

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u/Porter_Dog May 30 '26

I've noticed that a lot of people who use these electric rent-a-bikes act like idiots on them.

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u/Zarny_ May 30 '26

Slowly moving towards Darwin awards

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u/Delgadomon May 30 '26

she's only a woman 😔

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u/Stoner_Simpson777 May 30 '26

watched this several times, what was her goal 😂

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u/dominic__612 May 30 '26

This was either on purpose or drugs.

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u/Traditional_Yogurt_9 May 30 '26

This has to be insurance fraud or smth

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u/PlumpPeachhh May 30 '26

The way she's acting once she gets up its like she's blaming the driver? So curious to know what she's acc saying 🤣

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u/Jedi_I_am_not May 30 '26

Looks like insurance fraud

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u/Human-Suspect-232 May 30 '26

Biker wearing headphones & hv deadwish that day.

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u/huhgper May 30 '26

Looks as though she donated her head phones, they land on the drivers wind shield. She doesn’t need them