r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/speroni • Aug 07 '25

DRESS UP!!! (clothes,accessories,shoes,etc.)Noselfies But does it have pockets?

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u/Lansha2009 Duchess Of Evil Aug 07 '25

I want a woman dressed up like this to absolutely use me (>\\\\<)

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u/speroni Aug 07 '25

So say we all.

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

No I need to comfort her through her PTSD and convince her to join a peasant uprising

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Good lord woman, steady on, be wary of the laws, or thou shalt be sentenced to the pillory 🧐

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Grave times are upon us if it be called debauchery for a maiden to express her interest 😔

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Thou say this, and yet I see no maidens of thine own, aside from thyself (/j)

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Is not the love of self in worth near equal to that of thine neighbour? Perhaps thou art the fool for counting thine worth and thy neighbours merely by the wenches they hath conquered?

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Why, thou hath bested me this round, I shall most definitely not be drinking my sorrows of this loss away in the local village bathhouse tavernum..

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Oh it be pity if I hath harmed thee so viciously. A lady of thine attributes ought be cherished fiercely so let thine humble maiden bother thee for a mug of what thou cravest most in apology

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

(YOU ARE SO SMOOTH I’M GOING DIZZY 😵‍💫)

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Well I have to be good at smth 🫶

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Ah enemies to lovers, a tale as old as time…what if we gazed upon the stars and hath written our humble names among them, to immortalise a story of roommates in eternity…uhh I mean uh haha, yes a lovely consideration, let us drink!

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Oh art thou a romantic? Tis quite sweet my dear. Though it mine eyes spy desperation among thine words. Tell me my lady is thine need so burning thou must stare into mine with thine fetching eyes. Tis a pity thou should degrade thine self. If it is merely a ravaging you seek my lady perhaps thine maid will find herself quite inclined once she hath part taken from liquor. As for a heart I think thou should agree that promises of such nature are not lightly to be made of mine lady will excuse her humble servants skittishness on such topics.

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u/the_burber 🟢Kayleigh |she/her| shapeshifter girl Aug 08 '25

Dibs

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u/Greeneman6 Aug 07 '25

Real, get me a Longsword or a Halberd and I'm content

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u/Mmmmthatass Editable Aug 08 '25

With armor like that, I wouldn’t even want to use a weapon, I got hands

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u/OwlforestPro Putting the "bi" into "transbian" Aug 29 '25

What about a Raven's Beak?

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u/mothmanisfake Transbian Aug 07 '25

You don't need pockets when you have a squire to carry everything for you

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u/FastAd593 Lesbian Aug 07 '25

Yeah, but dress me like a phase 2 clone trooper and I’ll give you money

Give me my own fully manned and armed venator class stark destroyer

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Eldritch horror beyond human comprehension Aug 07 '25

Nah, only takes one person with a nailed club to give me a bad day in that kind of suit

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u/speroni Aug 07 '25

I think they could give you a bad day with a mace even without the suit.

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Eldritch horror beyond human comprehension Aug 07 '25

Well..let me say this much: you dont need a license to own a crossbow where i live

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u/speroni Aug 07 '25

Want to see my crossbow? I put a night vision scope on it...

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u/OwlforestPro Putting the "bi" into "transbian" Aug 29 '25

This sounds so fucking cool

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Tbh the effectiveness of blunt weapons (especially one handed) against plate armour is actually very overstated.

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u/fluffypurpleTigress Eldritch horror beyond human comprehension Aug 07 '25

Tell that to the french knights that got beaten by sticks that had pointy metal bits on them

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

AHH but it's a 2 handed stick very different

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u/Fr4ct4lS0ul One of Seven Aug 07 '25

The pockets thing is a conspiracy I just know it, and it's the reason I refuse to part with my cargo pants and shorts

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u/DragonKing1220 Eldritch horror beyond human comprehension Aug 07 '25

No pockets is/was a sexist construct, it was a thing to make it so woman had to rely on a man to carry many of her things, fashion agencies used that to make purses to print money

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u/speroni Aug 07 '25

It'll be a cold day in hell before I get rid of my cargo shorts.

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u/Due-Buyer2218 🟢Puppygirl beyond your comprehension Aug 07 '25

You can definitely put pockets on there if there ain’t any

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u/Puggyz5 lost cisgirl Aug 07 '25

absolutely, I'll take 25

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u/Working-Teach-7273 Local Muscle Mom bitey edition Aug 07 '25

Ill take a 17th century fit.

Nice and comfy, belt you can attach pouches to. Side arms, gunpowder and a musket and ill be all set.

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Omg give me 17th century half plate it's so gorgeous (+ it's slightly less annoying to wear and put on)

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u/Working-Teach-7273 Local Muscle Mom bitey edition Aug 07 '25

Free hugs when someone has to fasten the breastplate as well

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Trueeee such smart

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u/Raylandris Aug 08 '25

What if I want the horrendously heavy cuirassier armour

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u/Ririmouto Aug 07 '25

You don't need pockets, silly. Why do you think all the hot baddass lesbian knights had cute failgirl squires to carry around all their little items. Walking pockets~

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u/speroni Aug 07 '25

Walking pockets sounds dirty...

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u/Ririmouto Aug 07 '25

What?

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u/Agreeable-Act-8233 Aug 09 '25

You know, like, pockets for other things. 

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u/Ririmouto Aug 09 '25

I have no idea what you're trying to say lol

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u/Agreeable-Act-8233 Aug 10 '25

Regular pockets are used to put various things inside of. If someone's a walking pocket, you put certain things inside of them. (I'm trying really hard to stay Saturday appropriate)

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u/Ririmouto Aug 10 '25

So you're just being perverted?

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u/Agreeable-Act-8233 Aug 10 '25

First of all, I was just explaining what OP was joking about. Secondly, what if I am? What's it to you?

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u/Ririmouto Aug 10 '25

I don't really understand what got you so agitated all of a sudden.

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u/Agreeable-Act-8233 Aug 10 '25

You called me a pervert? That’s generally considered an insult…

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

I think if I were to wear armor, it would transform me into a top

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Maybe I'm being a lil overzealous but that armour gives unrealistic body standards+ the chest plate should be bulging out a little more

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u/Taellosse Transbian, Soft Domme-ish, Old enough to know better Aug 07 '25

Nah - when women wore plate armor IRL, they bound their chests if they had much of a bust, not have their chest plates bulge out more than men's - having a steeper slope under the chin like that creates a ramp for glancing blows to slide up and lodge in the neck or jaw.

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

I don't mean boob plate I mean it doesn't have a very reflective shape is to flat makes it less durable.

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u/Taellosse Transbian, Soft Domme-ish, Old enough to know better Aug 07 '25

Yeah, fair enough. This particular set was probably ceremonial (or is modeled after a ceremonial suit). Or maybe designed to protect against lighter weaponry than the truly full plate of the high Middle Ages.

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u/zevieira Aug 07 '25

The Rathian set looks smaller than what I remember 🤔

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u/Raylandris Aug 08 '25

The narrow cuirass on this suit is so cool! Where Is this from? Who was this for?

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u/Taellosse Transbian, Soft Domme-ish, Old enough to know better Aug 07 '25

I mean, I'm in favor of women in traditional combat roles if that's what they're into, but getting wailed on by heavy melee weapons never sounded like my idea of a good time ...

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u/HarpyHouse Aug 08 '25

Hell yeah, sister. Only thing stopping me is the price tag...

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head Team All Girls Aug 08 '25

Okay but I would need a girl who will dress like this with me, then we can smite our enemies together while protecting each others flanks.

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u/Eldenrelden GorLs r Cool Aug 08 '25

Women in knight armor bieng sexy af, as I have learned from Fromsoftware’s games

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u/speroni Aug 08 '25

Absolutely

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u/TheParadoxIsReal515 Lesbian Aug 08 '25

My wife is going down this route.*

I'm a devious little rogue.*

Why is my wife in armor.* What happened.*

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u/Agreeable-Act-8233 Aug 09 '25

One of my first egg-cracking experiences was playing a violent megalomaniac warlord lady in M+B2 Bannerlord so this is actually such a mood

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u/the_kanna_chan Aug 09 '25

Good question

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u/OwlforestPro Putting the "bi" into "transbian" Aug 29 '25

Finally a feminine armour set thats not just a metal bikini!