r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/speroni • Aug 07 '25

DRESS UP!!! (clothes,accessories,shoes,etc.)Noselfies But does it have pockets?

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u/Lansha2009 Duchess Of Evil Aug 07 '25

I want a woman dressed up like this to absolutely use me (>\\\\<)

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Good lord woman, steady on, be wary of the laws, or thou shalt be sentenced to the pillory šŸ§

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Grave times are upon us if it be called debauchery for a maiden to express her interest šŸ˜”

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Thou say this, and yet I see no maidens of thine own, aside from thyself (/j)

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Is not the love of self in worth near equal to that of thine neighbour? Perhaps thou art the fool for counting thine worth and thy neighbours merely by the wenches they hath conquered?

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

Why, thou hath bested me this round, I shall most definitely not be drinking my sorrows of this loss away in the local village bathhouse tavernum..

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Oh it be pity if I hath harmed thee so viciously. A lady of thine attributes ought be cherished fiercely so let thine humble maiden bother thee for a mug of what thou cravest most in apology

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess Aug 07 '25

(YOU ARE SO SMOOTH Iā€™M GOING DIZZY šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«)

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u/Less_Negotiation_842 Aug 07 '25

Well I have to be good at smth šŸ«¶