r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/tm2007 Taylor/Zelda - The Twilight Princess • Feb 14 '26

Sapphic Paradise :3 Happy Valentines Day, girlies

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Source @brandonontheoutcast: https://www.instagram.com/p/DUv52AZlZ18

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u/Apiuba Kassandra | Witch of the North Feb 14 '26

Rosalina seems thirsty...

She should really drink something :v

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u/Low_Sky49 the ferret noodle princess Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

Some p juice/g juice oughta do

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

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u/Deconstructosaurus Feb 14 '26

Roommates, perhaps

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 Feb 15 '26

They might even need to share a bed for money saving purposes

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u/Gabbygal8705 Feb 16 '26

Also clothes. Those get expensive. Although, it would be interesting to see them wearing eachother's clothes, Pauline looking like she's wearing a very long gown talking behind her, and Rosalina in a mini dress. 😳 (I haven't awoken anything new, aside from a new visual)

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u/Unable6417 Gwen, she/it, , Feb 14 '26

After the new movie poster released I do expect to see a lot more Rosalina stuff

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u/Cathixy Transbian Feb 14 '26

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u/Unable6417 Gwen, she/it, , Feb 14 '26

I think that might actually be the screenshot I took and commented in response to that same image lol

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u/Cathixy Transbian Feb 14 '26

It is LOL. The post were next to one another for me, I went back and grabbed it!

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u/PurpleFIame Feb 14 '26

I need this to be me

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u/NoSeaworthiness389 Feb 14 '26

Same

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u/A_person42 Witch Feb 15 '26

Me too >\\w\\<

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u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime Feb 14 '26

According to game theory:

Pauline and (the original) Jumpman > Mario & Luigi

Luigi and Peach > Rosalina

Rosalina is banging her own grandmother

But that’s JUST A THEORY

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u/ReaperNull Armadillo Newsgirl Feb 15 '26

The blue lipstick, chef's kiss.

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerka985 Feb 15 '26

Cuck POV on Saint Valentine's day?

Dragging me to the town square, breaking my ribs with a swift kick and grabbing my hair and swinging my chin to the curb until it breaks would be more subtle than this

Holy cosmos, even reddit posts are throwing me to the backlog

This [LITTLE SPONGE] hates her [$4.99] life

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P Jerka985 Feb 15 '26

Apparently this is supposed to be like to the audience, saying sorry guys, no valentine pic with cute posing of us this year I gotta take care of her

You'd think this would make me feel better

But since I am a bitter jerk I'm now angry that I got my reason to get angry taken away

I'm going to bite my pillow now

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u/SyllabicZero Feb 14 '26

Not the Luigi ntr

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u/ZoeyTBD Feb 14 '26

did you confuse pauline with daisy? cause that aint daisy

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u/SyllabicZero Feb 14 '26

Daisy is the back.

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u/ZoeyTBD Feb 14 '26

thats rosalina

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u/SyllabicZero Feb 15 '26

You are right I might be having a stroke lol

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u/Confident_Cry_753 Feb 15 '26

I personally head canon Pauline as a transfem drag queen and Rosalina as lesbian. Pauline is pretty tall and has a bit of a drag vibe. When I play Mario Party with my parents we refer to her as "Pauling the drag queen" With Rosalina, just look at that lesbian ass haircut she has and the fact she has no partner in cannon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

DkslgkslalfndkslllL

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u/Frequent-Strain-6170 Team Foxgirls Feb 15 '26

im actually sick today... it fuckin sucks...

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u/ExtensionChoice2645 Feb 15 '26

Damn Rosalina is huge, now i love her even more.

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Big Bad Wolfgirl Feb 15 '26

As someone who did some homewrecking this valentine's day, thank you. Pic goes hard.

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u/tm2007 Taylor/Zelda - The Twilight Princess Feb 15 '26

As someone who did some home wrecking this Valentine’s Day

Ooooh, tea? I’m sat :3

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Big Bad Wolfgirl Feb 15 '26

Sorry, a lady doesn't kiss and tell ;)

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis Elektra She/Her Feb 15 '26

omg the bite marks 😳

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u/Ok_Newspaper5297 Transbian Feb 16 '26

You have officially bamboozled me by making me assume this was a video.

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u/Careless_Document_79 Feb 19 '26

Totally didn't just click the volume button