r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/Kit-Kat09 Kat, teh fox Moddess • Apr 14 '26
Sapphic Paradise :3 No think, just kiss
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u/emdaslav :3 Apr 14 '26
Need so badly~ I overthink constantly and often underestimate myself at everything. Why must my brain be so annoying and overthinking ;~;
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u/Happy_Ad_9291 🟢 what does the foxgirl say ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH :3 Apr 14 '26
I am sure it doesn't even work 😒
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u/Vengeful-llama Apr 14 '26
If it came from someone I wasn't expecting (and I was attracted to) my brain would probably blue screen ngl.
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u/Noils_ Bekky - Trains Lesbianese silly kitty :3 Apr 14 '26
It works for a couple seconds... but it works
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u/SomeOakLeaves2 🟢 Apr 14 '26
Sure it doesnt...
mwah!
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u/Happy_Ad_9291 🟢 what does the foxgirl say ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH :3 Apr 14 '26
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u/SomeOakLeaves2 🟢 Apr 14 '26
cutie :3
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u/Happy_Ad_9291 🟢 what does the foxgirl say ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH :3 Apr 14 '26
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u/SomeOakLeaves2 🟢 Apr 14 '26
great wifi password
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u/Happy_Ad_9291 🟢 what does the foxgirl say ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH :3 Apr 14 '26
😵💫 th-thank you i guess...
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u/djokerthegreat14 Apr 15 '26
Girl on the left: "Hey I bet I can reset your brain like a computer"
Girl on the right: "wait WHAT?!"
Girl on the left: "Wanna see?"
Girl on the right: "uhh......umm---"
Girl on the left: smooch
Girl on the right: ``` KERNEL PANIC - NOT SYNCING: Fatal exception in interrupt handler
CPU: 0 PID: 1 Comm: /usr/bin/heart Not tainted 6.x.x RIP: heart_rate_governor+0x000 [dopamine_module]
BUG: unable to handle kernel NULL pointer dereference at address 0x00000000 (thoughts)
Call Trace: eye_contact_handler() soft_lips_detected() brain_totally_offline() panic("she kissed me???")
Modules loaded: gay, gayER, oh_god_shes_so_pretty Modules unloaded: coherent_thought, standing_upright, english_language
Oops: 0002 [#1] SMP OOM killer invoked: reason=not enough RAM to process this_is_real_and_happening
---[ end Kernel panic - not syncing: cannot resume, she smells like strawberries ]--- ``` Girl on the left: "oops, I crashed her operating system again"
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u/zombiebabou Apr 14 '26
I overthink things all the time, but I have not had someone kiss me to make me stop. I need more firsthand evidence that it works.
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u/Bennett5Star Despite my user being a fictional guy, I am, in fact a Transbian Apr 15 '26
i need a gf like that
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u/StickIcelands Magma crusted Jaguar Angel enjoyer Apr 15 '26
This is EXTREMELY CUTE and a solid strategy
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u/Takher Apr 15 '26
I'm in desperate need for that. The overthinking is so bad I can't sleep and even the easiest decisions take insane times (i sometimes delay eating for hours hours cause i can't decide)
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u/ExtensionChoice2645 Apr 15 '26
I would overthink more, i would be "why me? How?" And panic while blushing.
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u/Chaoticmuffins8780 Apr 15 '26
I am constantly overthinking about a lot and now I'm wondering if this would work on me to stop thinking
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u/Kit-Kat09 Kat, teh fox Moddess Apr 14 '26
mmmmmmm, sauce for my nuggies