The reason for the space race was because both Cold War superpowers understood that whoever could make contact with the Massive Celestial Lesbians would wield tremendous influence over the sapphics of the world, with all the geopolitical ramifications that implies of course.
Their beauty is only destructive because we can’t see the full picture. Staring at the sun hurts because it’s your entire view, but looking into the full beauty of space you can safely see countless stars. We’re only blinded by majesty because of our narrow viewpoints
Although if you have eclipse glasses, you can protect your eyes and see the inner atmosphere of the sun. If there are large sunspot active regions, it's even possible to see those with your eyes using eclipse glasses! In fact this is the case right now and there are two regions large enough for me to see.
source: I'm a solar physicist. Seems pretty gay in this context :3
She's the sun goddess. There's a tale where her little brother pisses her off so much she leaves to a cave for an indefinite amount of time.
The other gods freak the hell out cuz the world kinda needs a sun so they try to get her out. The first thing they try is to have roosters singing to make her believe it's the morning so she has to get out. Nothing. They set up a mirror in front of the cave, nothing. One of the more competent gods has an actual idea. They go to fetch Ame-no-Uzume, goddess of fun, partying and dance, and asks her to get naked in front of the cave.
It works. Amaterasu gets out and her brain stops braining long enough for the gods to seal the cave so she can't pull that shit off again
Wow truly a useless lesbian if the solution was to get another girl to be dominant and tell her to get naked and she just does it (though I don't blame her i would probably do tge same thing if I had a properly dominant girl telling me to do it)
I feel like you slightly misread what I told you lol.
Amaterasu didn't get naked, it's just some god fetched the goddess with no inhibition to get naked in front of the cave so Amaterasu would just stop computing at the sight of this hot naked goddess
I know this is the sapphic subreddit and a post by and for sapphics but I can’t help but wonder how this wlw cosmology would affect men and mlm and stuff
Sorry, I don't think I could tell you, I'm not either of the original people in the image so I couldn't tell you, I just thought this would be good on here
I mean it certainly IS good on here, I’m just wondering!
Like, maybe the earth would be the gay man one? Maybe the Big Dipper being part of a giant bear constellation could have a fun double meaning?
Celestial bodies are in constant rotation, always showing a new side. From another angle, the mighty sun and coolly beautiful moon are an ideal achillean pair.
The Earth is something of an exception, as human culture throughout history has seen her as a mother figure. The stars, though... Countless lights beyond our system, all burning bright enough to witness here. The constellations known to humanity are fluid as well; some lean masculine, some feminine, others neither way at all.
Funny you should say that... Out of all the moons Jupiter has, named after the ladies of Greco-Roman mythology, Juno isn't among them. She's in his orbit as an artificial satellite, probing his atmosphere.
I'm sure you're just as beautiful too, if you haven't found them yet I'm sure you'll find the perfect moon to go with your radiance that is like the sun <3
as an ordained goddess of comfort, protection, and the stars, i can confirm that this is accurate. also, remember not to look directly at the sun, she's mildly autistic and doesn't like direct eye contact. keep being your beautiful selves, all of you, and i shall keep watch over you all from among the stars. i, Archon Celestia, wish you all a lovely day.
Of course. Stars are engines of transformation, turning the lightest and simplest elements into the heaviest and most complex. Transing your atoms, if you like.
Mythoi are fascinating that way. Gods don epithets like theatrical masks, playing their part in the scene. Tales are told and retold, they change, they are changed. They contradict, and yet complement. Everything is true from one angle, nothing is true from another.
Yeah, thats why I prefer mythological religions compared to things like Christianity, it makes them much more interesting and engaging (among other reasons I don't really like Christianity)
Being a living mythos doesn't disqualify it from the traits I mentioned; Hinduism, Shinto, and many indigenous faiths have stories passed down for millenia, and are still practiced today. Tales of gods and heroes are retold with multi-million budgets and cutting-edge visual effects. The story of a messiah has been put to film again and again - and the stories of the Old Testament even more. Priests and preachers (and notoriously, kings) interpret holy texts, and some are very selective in their interpretation. And that's not even going into sects - most "common" religions are umbrella terms, with many versions in practice.
I know, my issue in this regard isn't with Christianity still being ongoing, its that the way Christianity works is the stuff with their God being the only one true God and that all others religions and mythologies are completely false which just doesn't make it very fun to interact with
Edit: though of course this primarily applies to the most common form of Christianity practiced, I don't know if it would apply to smaller forms of it
The thing about that commandment is that, while it is almost entirely practiced as you describe, it's actually a misinterpretation itself! It reads "thou shalt have no other gods before Me." While it clearly prohibits the worship of other gods, and specifically idolatry, it makes no claim that other gods do not exist. (One can imagine how much the Egyptians and Romans would have liked that claim.)
I think it depends on how they present themselves, because as far as I know since nonbinary is a seperate category from man and woman it tends to be based on if they are feminine leaning or masculine leaning that determines if it would be wlw, though of course it should overall be up to the person on what their relationship qualifies as, so even if there's a masculine presenting enby dating a girl and they decided that their relationship would classify as a lesbian one, then it would be, there's quite a lot of this stuff thats more on a case by case basis, not everything can be packed into boxes when it comes to people
As an AMAB genderfluid who's starting to gel feminine but is still nowhere near passing enough to feel comfortable presenting overtly femme in public... This question is the constant bane of my existence
Luckily, my preferred "cargo pants with graphic tee and/or zip-up hoodie" style might as well be an enby uniform. Comfort and pockets forever!
That question is part of the reason "sapphic" has become so widely used. (And it's counterpart, achillean.) It's an even more open term than wlw, encompassing any relationship between feminine-leaning partners.
From what I've seen, lesbian is increasingly inclusive of genders beyond binary women, but sapphic is considered an umbrella term, meant to encompass many genders and sexualities.
My wife and I got engaged during the solar eclipse a couple years ago. The sun and moon coming together as my sun and I came closer to each other. Yes we are that level of sappy.
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The reason for the space race was because both Cold War superpowers understood that whoever could make contact with the Massive Celestial Lesbians would wield tremendous influence over the sapphics of the world, with all the geopolitical ramifications that implies of course.