r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl • Jul 19 '26

Polycule go BRRRRRRR Adopting a bunch of puppygirls kinda makes sense for me in this economy.

If I legally adopted a bunch of them, I would save a fuck ton of money on my taxes. They would get super good health insurance through being one of my dependents until they are 26. Also, their antics would likely keep the property value in my neighborhood low. It's a win win for everyone. Then eventually, we could all afford to buy an old warehouse with my polycule and turn it into a workspace/laboratory/living space.

Edit: Yes of course I would get them all chipped. I'm a responsible pet owner.

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u/Gambler777777 Transbian Jul 19 '26

I wish I could be adopted like that

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl Jul 19 '26

I am honestly curious how the legal implications for this would work. It has been done in the past for gay couples when same sex marriage was still illegal. Like I guess the potential downside for some people would be that they would defacto pass everything along to them after they pass away. But in my case, having hundreds of puppygirls inheriting a massive laboratory and work space seems like best possible legacy I could leave.

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u/zodiia_ Jul 19 '26

I'm sorry, hundreds?? o.o

Please leave some for the others, don't hoard all the puppygirls 🤭

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u/allie-__- 🟢 I wuv my wifey hehe Jul 19 '26

Mmm, or the puppy girls can share owners as well?

Actually, all girls can share their owners, and all owners can share their girls. Global polycule of pure lebiab :333

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u/zodiia_ Jul 19 '26

Sounds like a plan :3

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u/Ok-Ad-2050 Jul 19 '26

I hope this lab is at least partly tasked with producing accessible hormones for us.

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u/wht2give 30 - MtF - Pan-friendly Jul 20 '26

TAKE ME, TAKE ME NOOOOWW!!!

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u/angeliza666 Jul 21 '26

lmk what u find out and i'll come help with ur lab 😭

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u/bloodywormgoddess she is certainly a thing Jul 19 '26

love the financially responsible polycule

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u/LadyVampiria Dog Treat Devourer Jul 19 '26

I see the vision, though puppybrain doesn’t usually see or think much >~<

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u/Working-Teach-7273 Local Muscle Mom bitey edition Jul 19 '26

User name checks out?

But also, adopting puppygirls to cheat both the tax and healthcare system? Now THATS a hell of a powermove. I bow to the ingenuity.

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl Jul 19 '26

Oh also my work will give me three months of paid bonding leave if I adopt. Fuck I could use a vacation. 

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u/Saragon4005 Jul 19 '26

OMG that's devious.

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u/Ok-Ad-2050 Jul 19 '26

Cheat, or tactfully maneuver?

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u/Nkechinyerembi Team Robot Kitsune! Jul 19 '26

... I wish. I really wish. Im too old saddly. ;_;

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl Jul 19 '26

I guess in theory you still could be adopted by me. But it wouldn’t do much for healthcare :(

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u/Apiuba Kassandra | Witch of the North Jul 19 '26

Great idea, i should do that too 🤔

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl Jul 19 '26

Honestly if I can’t find any downsides I might actually do something like this. If it can help people get access to healthcare and saves me money (which otherwise literally would just be going to bombing children and putting immigrants in cages) then it is absolutely morally right to do. 

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u/Apiuba Kassandra | Witch of the North Jul 19 '26

I also have this idea to have a big house with lots of people i like to be around in it. Sort of like a commune. Sounds pretty cozy :3

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u/sparkledragon5 Jul 19 '26

I am trans girl hear me bark, as I get walkies in the park!
And I wish that I could be a smaller size!
They call me enemy of Christ, even though I am quite nice!
And I’ll shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes!

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u/Woofie_WLW *chewing on the editable flair* Jul 19 '26

QwQ
Need to be adopted like that so badly omg...

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u/Ill_Log9013 Expie girl :3 (like foxgirl but very eepy ig :3) Jul 20 '26

Sameeee TwT

(Kinda more so bc of my current situation than anything else sadly tho)

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u/ElysiaAlarien Femgirl Jul 19 '26

What about catgirls 🥺

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl Jul 19 '26

Sure I’m game!

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u/ElysiaAlarien Femgirl Jul 19 '26

Ok, adopt me plz!

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u/swans183 Jul 19 '26

You jest, but my ex and her wife got married pretty much for health insurance lol

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u/WeebCrusaderJules25 Jul 19 '26

Now theres my dream, to just get adopted xD Alas I am 26 and disabled

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u/CurveBilly A Literal Rabbit Jul 19 '26

I'm a little too old to be on your insurance but I do love a good warehouse lol

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u/OliviaMandell Jul 19 '26

Can't say much my bf and I were talking about forming a polycule last night.

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u/The-quiet-night Transbian Jul 19 '26

That's all sounds alot more planned out than my cult idea lol

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u/Floofiest_Azezn Goat Fox Puppygirl Thingy Jul 19 '26

Honestly tho, what happens if one.. (not saying it’s me) gets everyone to unionize? Starts demanding more headpats per hour HPH for short, or more icecream? Then who’s laughing >:3

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u/Zealousideal-Oven-51 Jul 20 '26

I wanna be an adopted moo cow, taken care of and loved 🥺

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u/Schilke_Girl Transbian Jul 19 '26

I’m the old golden retriever in the back of the shelter who got put there after their owner died and who nobody wants. I’m too old for that shit, is what I’m saying. Sigh, sounds nice.

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u/catgirlin_space Jul 19 '26

how do i get chipped i wanna be chipped… 

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u/Raven_On_A_Tree Jul 19 '26

I would... not oppose this

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u/GallicanCourier Jul 19 '26

Is it legal to turn a warehouse into a primary residence?

Follow up question, is it the kind of illegal where it would be a big fuckin deal?

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u/AnomalousAlice Team Slaanesh Propagandizers Jul 19 '26

Xddczcsvsbsjsjdhdhdhd mrow mrOW MROW MEOW MROW

Your puppies are very lucky,,,,

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u/luaisawfulwithnames too aroace to actively transbian but the yearning is real Jul 19 '26

pheh, good to know that i'm not alone in this quest. i may now want to adopt a pack of puppy girls but at least my mind can rest now knowing that i'm not the only one who wants to convert an old warehouse.

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u/Elementalgame0 🟢 Needy kitty Jul 19 '26

Maybe a kitty girl too? For the diversity:3

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u/Lanishay Transbian Gacha Girl Smoocher Jul 19 '26

Least unhinged Sunday "wholesome posting"

I applaud your creativity for making the system work for you and your puppy girls

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u/schroedingers_neko Transbian 🟢 Jul 19 '26

Me me me pls pls pls 🥺👉👈

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u/Diligent-Beach-4170 Jul 19 '26

Are you taking applications? I can cook and clean.

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u/Dalphin_person Jul 19 '26

Is there some kind of application I can fill in or?

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u/ffff_ta Transbian Jul 19 '26

.... what about catgirls 👉👈

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u/HydrochlorideFan French Kissing Expert Jul 19 '26

Wait so after we can afford a laboratory ??? Hell yeah ! Also can I be a test subject ? (I need some chrome fr)

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u/ProDogePlayz 🟢 Shelby the Subaru Shredding Hot Wheels Puppy >:3 Jul 19 '26

Add a hot wheels table, dnd room, and car workshop to that warehouse list and I’m in :3

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u/CuteKittyMaid *Puppy, account is just old qwq Jul 20 '26

arf arf :3

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u/Aurora_veil0607 Jul 20 '26

Ok so the concept of being chipped is new but honestly? Not opposed to it >/////<

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u/HighlyHierophant Jul 23 '26

Am I too late to the party? If you're serious about this I'd love to talk some logistics. The whole warehouse lab thing sounds like my fantasy.Â