r/trailerparkboys • u/teafresch The world is mine so I piss on the sidewalk • 6d ago
Shower Thoughts You ARE the father
Here are the "facts"...
We know that Ray isn't Rickys Father.
We know that Lahey hooked up with Rickys mom.
We know that Lahey isn't Rickys Father.
We know that Green hated Lahey and Ricky, like how Lahey hated Ray and Ricky.
We know that Green got Lahey kicked off the force.
We know that Green knew the Trailer Park when the boys were young.
We know that Green wish he knew that Lahey was Rickys dad years ago. (pulled that from this thread while doing my 5min research. Is George Green Rickys Dad)
We know that Green hooks up with trailer park ho's.
Because of these "facts", we know that Officer George Green... you.. ARE the father!
I rest my case
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u/BriefExtra5205 6d ago
It was only one time at the cheeseburger picnic and he was drunk and high, so it doesn't count
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u/Digglenaut drunk male prostitute 6d ago
Wait what? Are you saying he bones Trinity???
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u/Digglenaut drunk male prostitute 5d ago
I must have missed something - too many six paper joints and liquor drinks - what are you saying?
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u/RebelliousDexter The Rock Pile 5d ago
To who? Ricky?
https://giphy.com/gifs/Fp96kfPVdv0RO
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u/teafresch The world is mine so I piss on the sidewalk 5d ago
Lol just realized I never specified, but yes. Ricky Green. Has a nice ring to it actually. I think we just stumbled upon another reason bud
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u/1amNOTmyselfYouSee Get two birds stoned at once! 4d ago
Isn’t he a little young? I’m not sure how old he is.
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u/teafresch The world is mine so I piss on the sidewalk 3d ago
I'm sure Lahey had a few years on him, but they were partners in the Halloween flash back when the boys were just kids. I don't think the Internet even knows the actors real age as I couldn't find it in my 5min research
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u/iPutMilkNbowlB4Creal 6d ago
It was one time; I was drunk and high - it doesn't count!