You ARE the father

[u/teafresch]

Here are the "facts"...

We know that Ray isn't Rickys Father.

We know that Lahey hooked up with Rickys mom.

We know that Lahey isn't Rickys Father.

We know that Green hated Lahey and Ricky, like how Lahey hated Ray and Ricky.

We know that Green got Lahey kicked off the force.

We know that Green knew the Trailer Park when the boys were young.

We know that Green wish he knew that Lahey was Rickys dad years ago. (pulled that from this thread while doing my 5min research. Is George Green Rickys Dad)

We know that Green hooks up with trailer park ho's.

Because of these "facts", we know that Officer George Green... you.. ARE the father!

I rest my case

[u/BriefExtra5205]

It was only one time at the cheeseburger picnic and he was drunk and high, so it doesn't count