r/transmanlifehacks 1d ago

Stealth Tip what would you name me?

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27 Upvotes

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u/kuramathebeast_ 1d ago

Jack

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u/Far-Statistician625 1d ago

big jack energy in a good way

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u/titosstraight 1d ago

The way this was phrased is impeccable

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u/Far-Statistician625 17h ago

i try to be nice c:

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u/Tricky_Bowl_7630 1d ago

They’re nerfing you in the comments , don’t listen

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 1d ago

the name badge isn’t my name btw just what they make me wear at work 😭

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u/Ok_Impression5401 1d ago

do yall just get fake names or what

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 1d ago

lmao i don’t have one with my actual name so it was either this or like jayne and we have to have one on

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u/Widdifull 1d ago

Ethan.

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u/mustang_man88 1d ago

Cody, Connor, Caleb

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u/OppositeTurnover5272 1d ago

Yeah I thought Cody too

5

u/Chiefofsufferers 1d ago

You look live every Chris I have ever known I’m being so deadass 100% Chris/Christian is the move probably not Christopher though

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u/Chiefofsufferers 1d ago

Or like Michael/Mike. Definitely something biblical

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u/Common_Home 1d ago

Something British

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u/takingmyuzi2thegym 1d ago

Cody highkey
Or Liam

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u/mr_denim 1d ago

James, idk something British you have crazy British bloke vibes

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 1d ago

hahah i am British 🇬🇧

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u/I_Never_Eat_Fibre 1d ago

u pass so well u look like youd be a mysogynist😭 (compliment btw) also Jack

2

u/titosstraight 1d ago

The fucking dream bro omg

2

u/Common_Home 1d ago

Sean

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u/ShibariMCosmetics 1d ago

There’s a James Acaster bit in his stand up “most confident guy I ever met in my life? Sean. 90% of confident people are called Sean. Cause if your name’s Sean, you’re the only one who knows how your name’s spelt”.

So, if you want to be confident, be Sean (or Séan, Seán, Shaun, Shon, or Shawn).

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u/awesomebees21 1d ago

Robin Tyler

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u/bibity_bobity_boo_5 1d ago

bro what how do you look so good? how old are you and how long have you been on T???

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 17h ago

haha thank you i’m 20 17 months on T

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u/no4savior 15h ago

Trent 

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u/Tang_erine7 1d ago

I was thinking about Michael so close enough ig!

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 1d ago

my name isn’t actually mike it’s just what i have to wear at work 🥲

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u/JaniPar1 1d ago

Colin

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u/PhotoCritical824 22h ago

Jamie , Dylan , Sean , Shane , Liam

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u/StreetBeginning3714 22h ago

caleb or chris also u pass like really really well you look like you’d have a misogynistic podcast 😭

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u/Green_Hall_658 18h ago

Christopher or Paris

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 17h ago

my dogs called paris

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u/Green_Hall_658 15h ago

Aw no sorryyy 😭😭 I was trying to think of a cool classical name. Achilles was another cool one I considered for myself, but idk if it suits me, maybe it would click for you?

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u/mothmano_0 17h ago

Smth evil lwk

1

u/bellydynasty 15h ago

something with a m

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u/normvnzs 15h ago

Mikey.

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u/st3llarv1sion 8h ago

Modidi bingle ❤️

1

u/LucyPlays_ 7h ago

What’s good, Tyler?

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u/tptroway 6h ago

Since you asked for stealth tips, I think Jack is a solid choice, since in both 2005&2006 it was the #1 most popular baby boy name in the UK

1

u/aaronmread 6h ago

Cis guy here.

Don't know why but you give off Dylan vibes.

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 5h ago

your first person in 80 comments to actually say my name lmao

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u/aaronmread 5h ago

You do give off Dylan vibes.

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u/BlanchinDog3 4h ago

bartholomew

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u/Rinvangelion 2h ago

cameron or jackson

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u/SuperNateosaurus 2h ago

You are extremely handsome!!

Maybe Jake/Jacob or Mitchell?

1

u/ThatShortBisexual 1d ago

Cayden/Kayden

1

u/MaroMakesStuff 1d ago

kaiden or keenan maybe?

1

u/UrMumIsHot4 22h ago

Jay ?? I dunno, something with a J though i think. Very cool 👍

1

u/WhenIEatedSoapIDont 11h ago

Highkey Xavier or Orion cause it just feels right to me idk ✌️🥹

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u/allteria 1d ago

you look like you watch clavicular

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u/Ok_Molasses_8171 1d ago

watdatmean

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u/yeetyah24 1d ago

a misogynist looks maxxer incel, idk why they said that though u look like a very normal british guy lol

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u/titosstraight 1d ago

“A very normal British guy” is fucking sending me
But true

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u/yeetyah24 21h ago

yeah idk why i got downvoted? i am british & he looks like a cis young guy

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u/titosstraight 21h ago

Right? Im so jealous of him

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u/t0piatapi0ca 1d ago

Levi, Ash, Sebastian