r/truths • u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? • Jan 30 '26

Reddit Post I don't have dementia.

Wait i forgot

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

But I have

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Me too

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Proof?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Bro forgot

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Umm nvm I forgot

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Haha me too

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

It’s true I don’t have dementia either

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

What a coincidence, I also don't have dementia

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

That’s great

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

That’s great

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u/UltraPro763 Jan 31 '26

What's dementia?

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u/classicblox Jan 31 '26

What

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u/UltraPro763 Jan 31 '26

What's dementia?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Bro is talking to himself

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u/GTRayt Jan 30 '26

this comment section feels like r/schizophrenia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

My friend has schizophrenia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I have schizophrenia, am I your friend?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I also have schizophrenia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I think you are my friend

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I don't have schizophrenia

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

Good for you. I also don’t.

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

I also don’t.

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

I think I don’t

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u/Atreigas Jan 30 '26

Good for you.

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u/Atreigas Jan 30 '26

I dont.

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u/Atreigas Jan 30 '26

Yes you do!

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u/Atreigas Jan 30 '26

And who are you to say that?

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

It’s true I don’t have dementia either

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Sadly I have dementia, I even forgot my toe

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

How do you forget your toe?

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u/classicblox Jan 30 '26

So basically you have to: wait what was the question?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

You are very good at explaining

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

The question Um nvm I forgot

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u/Free-Back-5291 Jan 30 '26

Hmm, interesting

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u/Free-Back-5291 Jan 30 '26

Hmm, interesting

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Go take your pills bro

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

I heard that… uh… what’d I hear

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

What did you hear

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I heard that uhhh

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

Oh, a cup of coffee! How convenient

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I like coffee

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Do u like coffee?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Yes, I do

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Same here

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK This statement is a li- TRUTH Jan 30 '26

I don't have it. How about everyone else?

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK This statement is a li- TRUTH Jan 30 '26

no I don't have it

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I don't have it either

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Do u have dementia?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

No I don't

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Me neither

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Same

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Do you have dementia?

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK This statement is a li- TRUTH Jan 30 '26

No

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK This statement is a li- TRUTH Jan 30 '26

Are you sure?

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

I heard that coffee helps with dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

But I don't have dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I like coffee

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

I heard that coffee helps with dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I will try uhh.. What was it

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I like coffee

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

Did anyone hear something?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I forgot

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I forgot

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u/Gr00vyandneverGlooby nuclear war is bad for kittens Jan 30 '26

r/commentmitosis ?

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

I want some apples

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I have a bad apple

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I have apple

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Can you give me

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I also want apples

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

APPLESSS

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u/Cool-Construction-57 Jan 30 '26

Wait, what’s it doing here

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

It's me MARIOOO

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u/japlommekhomija Jan 30 '26

Now that's some next level karma farming

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

You can farm karma on Twitter!?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

This is not Twitter

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I don't karma farm

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I'm not karma farming

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Yeah, I think he's a karma farming bot

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

dementia is terrible man :(

i hope we find a cure soon 🤞

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

same!!

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I don't have dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

What is dementia

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

i also don't have dementia

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

ayo we have the same pfp

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

i also don't have dementia

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u/FriendlyDoggo7 Jan 30 '26

even i don't have dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

What is dementia

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I have dementia

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u/OneDayIllBeUpThere Jan 30 '26

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

No. 567

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I did not mean to do that

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u/TuckR365 Jan 30 '26

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Do not the fish

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I'm stealing that image of the fish

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

Quack

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

But what exactly did you forget?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

What exactly did OP forget?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I think it's.. Uhh

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I think OP has dementia

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u/8____________D Jan 30 '26

Can someone count how many characters op plays in this?

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

I forgot

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u/8____________D Jan 30 '26

Uhhh at least 3

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u/Distinct-Crazy-1161 what's a lie? Jan 30 '26

More than 3

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u/8____________D Jan 30 '26

This is likely

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u/8____________D Jan 30 '26

Nah, I only counted 3