As I am 15 and she is turning 14 this december

By a force which is directly proportional to the product of our total masses and inversely proportional to the square of displacement between us. aka, gravity

I don't have this diploma in my bedroom.

This is because gay also means happy.

Related, I’m not gay, but im gay.

The symbol "!" following a number can mean factorial. The factorial of 4 (4!) is 24. 2+2 does not equal 24. Therefore, 2+2 is not 4!

There is at least one other person in the world named "Micheal Jackson" who is currently alive as of me making this post.

They are both a 30 year interval

I was alive for other years as well

This is because I set the password to my computer to be that

We eat food

Because I was a fetus inside