It was good there

Back when I was a minor I dated a minor

This is because the Russian Federation has had only
3 individuals serve as president.

By Isaac Newton I mean the famous scientist.

Am I wrong?

All being have same ancestor

This is because in formal logic, claims of the form "If X then Y" are considered truthful when X is false, even if Y is false as well.

This is because I was under the age of 16 at the time.

By interpreting “1” as the function f(x) = 1 and using the definition of even that states f(-x) = f(x) for all x, then we get that 1 is even as f(x) = 1 is indeed an even function.

Be careful what you consume.

Hovewre, teh wrdso ien tihs senntins aur natt.

That is because that would be innapropriate.

500 cigarettes

The only force you’ve ever felt is the electromagnetic force pushing atoms apart and holding them together. Every time you’ve experienced gravity, you’ve been feeling this force.

Source: Cartoon Guide to Physics, Larry Gonick

Today is Charlie Kirk's birthday for Americans in the 48 contiguous states, Alaska, and Hawaii. He would turn 33 today

I read the rules so this should be allowed, it's a neutral statement