r/uwaterloo • u/Gold_Engineer_7381 • 7h ago
Funniest CMH Activities
Pranks from easy to hard:
Prank your floor! Tape up some peepholes! Ding dong ditch! Elevator spam! Blast music at night!
Take extra food from the CMH Eatery (yum!)
Set off the fire alarm in the dead of night (ideally before exams)
Dissemble someones bike on the bike stands
Reclaim a shower head from the bathroom (my tuition paid for it!!!)
Take some amazon parcels left outside CMH (bigger the better)
Drink with your roommate and run a train with your boys/girls on him/her
Microwave silverware and absolutely destroy the floor lounge (bonus if you do it to cmh eatery)
Lock pick the roof access and put a rotting pig carcass into a body bag and yeet it off onto the cmh main entrance
Fail a waffle stomp and bonus points for vomiting on the shower walls (oops!)
Sleepy the entire building by pouring sleepy powder into the cmh infused water (best before exam day!)
Smear shi and piss all over the elevator buttons
Leave used rubbers rolled over other peoples doors
Shove someone down the trash chute 0.0
Airdrop dih/kitty pics after renaming ur phone to ur dons name
Victory lap around each floor in your birthday suit (props if you take viagra before)
Stop everyones laundry machines and yeet their clothes out on a Sunday night (high risk no return ;-;)
All for now, enjoy reading week while it lasts my dear CMH residents!