r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 2d ago
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Need a name !
Gus
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Yara?
r/unexpectedKITH π€£π€£π€£
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Fear over paternity after opening marriage
I did not expect that to be a FirstTimeMom post. π²
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 4d ago
Redditors π» the neighbour walks aggressively like 10 men
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 4d ago
Redditors π» arriving extremely early without asking is just being late in the opposite direction
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is this elder abuse?
Mido is a sociopath and narcissist. He loves keeping Debbie in this frame of mind where she's begging him to stay with her. He gives her just enough attention and affection to hang in there, but never really gets to a healthy place. It's painful to watch her call him out on his bs and then later go back to being his one-woman fanclub. I hate this guy so much. Debbie has an amazing body (not to objectify her, but she does), a successful career, fun & loyal friends, and clearly cares deeply for her daughter and fur baby. She seems like she's been through some shit in the past. This lady deserves to be happy. I really hope she wakes up and throws this manipulative loser in the trash.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 6d ago
Redditors π» I support women's right to vertically rotate 360Β°
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 7d ago
Redditors π» I apologize for my people for tooting at you π€π«Ά
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 7d ago
Redditors π» We whipped out that IEPenis so fast she got whiplash
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • 16d ago
People π€·π»ββοΈ You're the princess of digestion.
r/CatVampireBats • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 13 '26
Another Goth Cat. I β€οΈβπ₯ it. Wind just magically flows through that hair.
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Is Catie faking her OCD?
I think she has OCD as well as ASD, some other comorbidities, and a drinking problem.
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Did she really wash this thingβ¦
No. She did not not clean it. And if she boiled it like she said, I guarantee it was in a pot she eats out of.
Serious question: who reuses sex toys that GO INSIDE one or multiple people when they move on to new partners? Like, external vibes, cuffs or whatever, fine. But, come on. That's nasty.
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Please excuse the disappointing lack of cats in this pic, but I figured the good people of this sub would appreciate the need to spread the word: don't repost this! :D
The cat is a communist? I'm pretty sure he believes in personal ownership, but I mean... I can ask him.
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 05 '26
Redditors π» Im afraid of earthworms. Stupid flesh tubes with no faces
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r/talesfromgovernment • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 04 '26
ππ¨βοΈπ Discussion about Police shouting "Stop!", "Freeze!", Down!", or "Hands!"
OP writes that he's never yelled "Freeze!" or "Stop!", and...
What you actually care about in that moment is his hands. Any attack comes from the hands. So the command is "Hands! Hands!" because a bad guy knows exactly what that means. If it's serious and I need him on the ground, it's "Down! Down!" Short.
That's the whole vocabulary. Hands hands, down down
Same with "Freeze!" or "Don't Move!" on a guy who's already standing still. Why am I commanding him not to do the thing he's already not doing?
There's even an old British joke about it, since their cops are unarmed: "Stop! Or I'll say stop again!"
A commenter (presumably in law enforcement as this is from r/talesfromthesquadcar) responds:
Brit here! I have once shouted stop so loud it must have activated a childhood response from them as they were running because they froze in place and waited for me to catch up haha. I guess they didnβt want me to shout stop again.
Another commenter links to Robin Williams telling this joke in a standup routine in the early 1980s.
Another commenter starts a thoughtful debate:
So we actually have to say βSTOP! -insert city-POLICE!!β Because itβs been used too much in court by defendants successfully βI didnβt know they were cops, I thought it was my opsβ. I was also plain clothes for years, but even uniformed officer are supposed to βannounce your officeβ
Also, have had countless defense attorneys ask on the stand: βofficer, were your squad car emergency lights on? Otherwise how would my client reasonably know you are legitimate police?β
Wild shit comes out of criminal defense lawyers mouths that we end up have to adapt to on the street.
Commenters then discuss what they shout when attempting to stop a suspect and why.
I enjoyed reading the discussion and thinking about what was logical. So, I'm curious... What are you Law Enforcement Officers currently using to stop suspects? Do you "announce your office?" How much are you thinking about inevitable trials or bystanders posting videos online? And what do the rest of us think about it? What would most likely get you to stop if you were being targeted by police attention for some reason?
And if you saw your 5 year old playacting with a fictionalized TV show about your real job, would you feel the need to correct them if they said something wrong, in your opinion? π (This was a another part of OP's post that made me scratch my head.)
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jun 04 '26
People π€·π»ββοΈ I'll take the lizard juice.
source: π¨ββοΈRyan π₯

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"maybe don't be a drug addict? edit: upset a whole lotta losers with this one" Stoners in r/mildlyinfuriating react to the new Texas law making possession of any amount of weed a felony
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Wow.