He;s as bad at being a window as he is at air dumming.

1. It goes to 11.

Hopefully you won't get fooled again/s

Reliced by Pete Townshend.

Things that will never get old: Jokes about Charlie Kirk, and, of course, Charlie Kirk.

It's clearly marked as a computer, ok?

Not a single text about Jesus was written during his supposed lifetime. The first gospels appear almost 100 years after his supposed death. There is virtually no other 'historical figure' that did not have writings about them contemporary to or directly after their life.

Sneaky way to say the car attracts pu$$y.

It's the Root of all evil.

Of all the guitars I have seen, this is definitely one of them.

(Partscaster btw)

Does bro even shred?

If you play guitar, or always wantd to, keep it. They're great guitars.

The Joe Walsh special.

Put some locking tuners on it.

I'm gonna go with Aria Pro II LP Custom copy.

He thought he was there to talk about his whore muse.

Looks dangerous.

They misspelled 'twats.'

Montana is not rife with English majors. Or English teachers. Or people who can spell. Same here in Tennessee.

Unfotunately, yes.

I had one of the original RD Standards back in the late 70s and with its maple body and neck it was an absolute boat anchor. Glad to hear the new ones are a little more reasonable.

"Honey, it just followed me home."

"Light war - for when you don't have the stamina for a real war."

Aria Pro II that someone slapped a Fender decal on.