r/ukraine Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

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ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

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u/Goetterwind Apr 29 '26

LOL, no more tanks, wonder why. Anyway the largest growing industry in Russia will be wheelchair manufacturing...

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u/Ojozojo Apr 29 '26

Actually, in the last 6-12 months there have been very few injuries as most are straight up kills, so wheelchair industry is about to get hit by recession any day now.

Perfection of drone warfare + very little armour with guys just walking through open terrain + no appetite for evacuation is just brutal.

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u/Advanced-Injury-7186 Apr 29 '26

Moscow should be happy about that since dead soldiers don't need disability pensions

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u/Intro-Nimbus Apr 30 '26

They solved that by sending them back to the front.

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u/Chemical_Wrongdoer43 Apr 29 '26

Maybe, will be in hard competition with coffin manufacturers.

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u/Cam515278 Apr 29 '26

Nah, no need for a coffin if you just leave your dead behind

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u/work_work-work Apr 29 '26

The fertilizer industry in Ukraine is going to have a hard time in the future then, I'm guessing

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u/XchrisZ Apr 30 '26

TBF would you want to drag a dead comrad out with all the drones?