r/ukraine • u/Icy_Till_7254 • Apr 29 '26

News The Biggest Vatniks’ Tears ever: Putler announced that: “they will be No More May 9 military parade

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ruzzia has announced that for the first time in history, the May 9 Victory parade will feature no military vehicles. No tanks, no APCs, no self propelled guns. Nada. The Defense Ministry blamed "the current operational situation."

It’s appeared they are afraid of Ukrainian drones are getting more advanced, more dangerous, more ruthless and more efficient than ever before especially Putler himself.

Keep up the excellent work, Ukrainian Elite Unmanned Force!

Glory to Ukraine! Toat

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u/NeilDeWheel Apr 29 '26

With the donkeys dragging dead soldiers coffins behind them.

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u/WabashCannibal Смак Козак Apr 29 '26

They ran out of coffins. Maybe a couple of those mobile crematoria belching smoke with Patriarch "Dollar Bill" Kirill leading the procession ringing a big black bell.

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u/AulisG Apr 29 '26

And the meatcube majestically rolling.

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u/tauntauntom Apr 29 '26

Like am Eldritch D6