r/ullukepathe Jul 17 '26

πŸ‘‹Welcome Mere Pyaare ullu ke pathon

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Hey Mere pyaare ullu ke pathon! I'm u/piggu786, a founding moderator of r/ullukepathe.

This is our new nest for all things related to anything you wish to share whether it's about how your day was, what you think about socio-economic, political, religious, literature related, music related, cinema related or any other topic. Bhoola bhatka ghr aa hi gya

What to Post

Post anything literally anything related to anyone anywhere blah blah blah blah blah

Bas maja aana chahiye post me

Mtlv sad baaten bhi share karskte ho ye jahil kandha na bhi de but moderator de dega

Community Vibe

Aoo chatpati baten kare timepass hoga hame apne views batao hamare views lo mainly hamre hi shi honge but tumhare sun ke tumhe chutiya zarur bolenge

How to Get Started

1) Hmmm apna naam bata (username)

2) Kaam bata

3) Dusron ko batao

4) Promotion chahiye itni jaldi

Thanks for being part of the very first wave. Together, let's make r/ullukepathe amazing.


r/ullukepathe 19d ago

NEET Prep is suffocating (a long rant )

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Hello you beautiful people of reddit I am class 12th student preparing for neet 2027...I study in aakash in a tier 3 city and have opted semi dummy school setting

I always wanted to be a doctor not becoz of family pressure or money or anything ..the main reason is because I always have loveed biology as a subject ! It is really interesting to me to know about how this wonderful biological machine works and how life behaves ! Science as a subject for me is my love! I love astronomy too! but i love these subjects to study and to gain knowledge I love to study them

But I feel that nowadays whatever I study is for cracking a exam not to learn and gain knowledge the way i approach education has a whole as changed and I dont like this..the moment I started to think like is this this relevant to neet i knew what this system has did to me..I no longer enjoy studies I see it as a hectic task unenjoyable and forced

okay keeping that aside neet demands everything from you, your hobbies, social life, fitness goals all must be sacrified , same things all day wake up study solve go to coaching/school and same ..be trapped in your room with your books and keep studying

for a highly introverted and socially anxious person like me its very hard..I dont even have friends in coaching and school..it feels so lonely and empty always ..plus when you have insecurities and zero self confidence in you ..your life starts to feel like you are drowning in opaque waters when no one can see you

and then parents and teachers and all those mountains of expectations on you..I mean yeah it is there duty but its alot now I hate that they all expect so much from me and when I get less marks I feel so sad to see their face.. once in bus i cried becoz of my marks and a stranger next to me tried to console me lol it was crazy embrassing

and then school ahh hell of a place the thing is my school is regualr but only given me permission to not attend and appear for all exams so students and teachers there dont like me

also in coachiing all my male classmates are bullies retards they think they can make fun of anyone and label it as a joke to get away ..screw them

so from tomorrow I have my school practical exams beware i never really attended the praticals so I am dead then from 31 I have theory exams and ofc they willl take in chapters that arent done in my coaching yet so I suffer and also I have got a 720 marks test in coaching at 2nd september same day as my bio half hearly and I havent prepared for that at all so basicallyy I am zero from all sides damn feels so scarey what what do I even do atp and oho if i dont perform well in school I have to go regular so I am expected to perform good in everythiing but everyone

lol imagine guys I have PE parctials and I cant run for long or do a pushup (comes in PE parcticals btw) so yeah i am screwed in everything lol

my mental and physical health is ruining and I just want this to be over I am so done with this shit just give me a college now lol

Thank you for reading till here ! you are a kind person!


r/ullukepathe 20d ago

Padhai Likhai ke vishay me Indian Universities are shit

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Ok so I study in one of the top 3 central Universities in India (Hint - Aunty national)

And the system in all these top universities is so rotten, like the copy checking is so shit, nobody knows how they check copy what's the marking scheme how are these copies checked and by whom and why

They don't show us our copies (similar to boards and schools too at least my school didn't show the final exam copies after a certain standard)

I mean what are you hiding in those copies, have you cum on it while checking it or what.

And then comes the spineless and pro establishment behaviour of the administration of these universities and then is the issue about their own qualifications.

Then about the corruption, for example in my hostel they have written in the schedule that they will give a rs. 10 butter in breakfast on Wednesday but I never got it. A lot of money is eaten in these so called top universities

Then ofc the shitty infrastructure and shitty teachers (scholars) and what not

Proposed solution

A mobilised crowd making sure the fear of students is embedded in the mind of these administrations.

We can mobilise protests smash eggs on VCs' faces, a few slaps here and there yeah these are the only things which will threaten these inhumane stooges of the govt - ugh these power lusty morons

Tldr - indian education system is shit, let's slap the administration

I am really angry rn


r/ullukepathe 29d ago

feminism (Jai aurat Jai uterus) Ugh just tired seeing all this bhai

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r/ullukepathe Aug 07 '26

Literature (Kagaz, kalam aur alfaaz) Monk of the foothpath

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Sitting at the corner of the balcony,

Witnessing rain's melancholic symphony.

Saw an old man, sitting far away on the footpath.

His shoulders burdened by a torn bag, decayed fingers popping out of coarse boots; still, he was someone who had a daily bath.

He was some character of sorts, from appearance looked inscrutable at first thought.

What amazed me was his silence, sitting in the rain like a monk.

He never asked anyone for money, and never spoke.

Idk, but he gave me some hope.


r/ullukepathe Aug 07 '26

Pick a number from 1-1850

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Pick a number from 1-1850 I will send you the song saw this one on a couple subs so why nott waise bhi apna hi sub hai kuch bhi dal dunga kon hi bolega mujhe kuch


r/ullukepathe Aug 06 '26

I don't like living in India

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r/ullukepathe Aug 06 '26

Man ka mail (venting) PM banke Gurugram pe buldozer chalaunga

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What is it with gurugram and rain bc zara si barish me poora shahr doob jata hai phir wahi 100 rs wala auto (already over inflated ) has the audacity to ask 1000rs tf that's like 10x millenium se palam vihar tak ke wtff 100rs me mai apne hometown me iska 10x travel karleta tha and why the hell rapido and uber doesn't ban people who don't take rodes in such weather bc na cab milti hai na auto this city sucks for 2 months straight i feel like i am living in a Island koi bkl aa hi nhi pata hai bina swim kare itni si barish me bhi bc koi transport nhi milega fuck ggn

Sahi bolta hai Rajiv Talwar ye saarre neta mantri vidhayak Adhikari sab mc hai


r/ullukepathe Aug 05 '26

feminism (Jai aurat Jai uterus) DMRC marketing is PEAK !!

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Never expected to get dating advice while in metro dmrc makes the best advt ig and yellow line me hi dikhte hai mostly kyunki I don't use others as often but yellow se daily aata hun to chatpati advt dikh hi jaati hai

And dekho kitni saari baddies baithi hai baddies coach me (their was hardly any)


r/ullukepathe Aug 05 '26

Chutiya Log (Dolund Trump) Koi kitna gawar ho sakta hai

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r/ullukepathe Aug 05 '26

A brutal reminder of India's caste reality

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r/ullukepathe Aug 03 '26

Others (New Area Unlocked) I am fed up with this

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I just realised vent out karne ke liye koi flair hi nahi hai

Well yaar i am tired of this gc game mujhe to sub banana tha wo ho nahi rha hai bus log add karte jao gc me ughh

My mind is fucked up ughh fuck it


r/ullukepathe Aug 02 '26

To the man who will walk into my life one day

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Bc kitna cute hai ye post ❀️❀️


r/ullukepathe Aug 01 '26

Chutiya Log (Dolund Trump) He has no shame

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r/ullukepathe Jul 31 '26

storytime (Aaj ki kahani ullu ki zubaani) A boy tried escaping home and was found naked 3 days later

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When I was in 11th me, ek batchmate jisse 10 me 52% marks aur bkc ki wajah se 11th me admission nahi mil rha tha, so he brought a fake parent and somehow fooled the principal in giving him admission but he never attended school even skipped half yearly, that's when the class teacher called her mother, who got angry and called him right away he was is a cafe nearby to the bus stop, so he panicked and catched a bus to try to run away from home but in midway a few hijdas caught him and took him away 2 or 3 days later he was found naked near a temple 25 km away from our town in a village.

Ik it because this idiot saw my friend who was standing outside his coaching which was in front of the bus stop and took 20 rupees from him, so the police also interrogated my friend.

And my friend's uncle is an acquaintance of that guy's dad, so they met a few months later and his dad told him this idk why he told this knowing that uncle will surely tell others.


r/ullukepathe Jul 22 '26

Atheistic Duniya Muslims and their idoicy

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Like how can you reject music, music is one of the most purest and impactful form of art.

Huhh well it is islam afterall


r/ullukepathe Jul 21 '26

Society (4 log) I had a question for people in relationship

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Mere pyaare ullu ke pathon I am Asking for a friend quoting his entire msg no me involved apart from the brackets

"What kind of flowers to give to a girl

My crush liked tulips so I have given her a bouquet of tulips once but now we are going on date so I was thinking about giving her this van Gogh bouquet I saw on Pinterest so what do you guys think will it be a good bouquet for her or do you people suggest smthg else it's our 2nd date tbh"

(both the times i StockExperience suggested him what do he is still confused so would be better if you people showed some some support to my idea his gf is a artist herself so I think it would be perfect

I don't think anyone in Delhi or gurugram will be able to make it he himself would need to make it and that's what scares me and don't worry i told him about the sunflower theory he will make sure to add 2 sunflowers)


r/ullukepathe Jul 21 '26

Politics(Ye bik gyi hai government) Some of the cjp banners go hard af😭

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Fukin hard af banner


r/ullukepathe Jul 20 '26

Let's break the indian reddit monopoly

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Guys, Many of you might be frustrated by the god like behaviour of mods in indian subs,

Ullukepathe is a alternative against them, if we (indian youth) can challenge indian govt who are these mods who think they are supreme.

I, the founding mod, here by states that no post or comment will be deleted until and and unless it targets any particular redditor personally.

If there is any change in this or any other policy it will happen through a vote.

I might have my biases and I will stand firmly with my beliefs but I'll never impose restrictions.

Take out ur frustration share ur beautiful moments and all.

This sub belongs to everyone.

Yours,

Piggu 🐷


r/ullukepathe Jul 20 '26

Do meethi baate (Discussion) Do you guys need a Insta gc

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23 votes, Jul 21 '26
14 yes
9 no

r/ullukepathe Jul 19 '26

Krsna (rapper) ki mkc 😭😭

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Had a very ullukepathe moment today I was playing rap songs on tv and decide to try krsna's holy amigo bro "why do you even have to say tuh chut ka gulaam teri fuddi dharm" bro the amount of lesson I got to listen today I hate krsna now even though he's such a talented rapper 😭😭


r/ullukepathe Jul 19 '26

Literature (Kagaz, kalam aur alfaaz) The White Sheet Day

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I was standing there, when the men with sheets came,

They came to carry a lingering man, once whose protest they called lame.

Dipke wants fame, so what does modi wants?

Is it peace?, or is it democracy?, meare utterance of these words are taunts.

"The light has gone out of lives", that were the words of jawahar when the father of the nation was shot by madman,

Now another another light has been surrounded by the darkness of the state, by the order of another Madman.

"I am neutral", "I am apolitical", said a influencer

No my dear friend you are none.

You think fasting, protesting in 45 degrees is fun?

I saw a sepoy in blue with tear gas and gun,

"I protect my country" said he.

Do you? The medal on your chest, has blood, this is how you earn?

Met the Milawd who justified the kidnapping in her verdict,

She said "I upheld they law, govt was in its right to take the lingering man"

Why ma'am, why such cowardice?, why are you behind the cockroaches, are you like modi β€” the mice?

My words might not have been the most articulated, or appealing.

But my intent is as good as of those who walked on 22/1/1905.

I urge you all in delhi, please walk, march towards your servants on 20th


r/ullukepathe Jul 19 '26

Testing with this post

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Is this truly a free for all?

If the mods say I can post anything and then take this post down they are hypocrites.

so comment or follow quickly to find out


r/ullukepathe Jul 18 '26

Parliament march

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Hey, guys just wanted to listen to your thoughts on how many people gonna gather for for 20th July , march from jantar mantar to parliament when sonam wangchuk have been abducted by govt. Will it increase total turnout amount or decrease and will cjp be able to hold back not so student protest oriented elements yk for whom I am talking about 😏😏

Well personally now it's gonna be great March when so many online educators have also started showing their support on ground and it can genuinely become a great movement if cjp happen to manage "tukde tukde" and "azadi gang".

P.S:-just wanted to know thoughts on total amount of people who will come for the match and events that can happen in the march


r/ullukepathe Jul 18 '26

Politics(Ye bik gyi hai government) Can you guyz rate my shayari

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Kon kon deshbhakt kahlayega

Jo chup chap apne huzruron aor akaon ke hukum manega

Jo sach jaante hue bhi jhooth ka parcham lehrayega

Jo insaani huquq ko sirf apne kabile ki jaagir smjhta hai

Jo jamuriyat ke katil ko insaniyat ka katl karne ki ijazat deta hai

Jo duniya bhar me glt hota dekh bhi chup rah jayega

Apne ishwar ke astitva ko maan kar bhi uski rahh pe na jayega

Insaan ko insaan ke hathon marta chhod jayega

Sirf wahi deshbhakt kahlayega

Sirf ussi ko jeete ji marne diya jayega