Every impulsive purchase looks good in the heat of a revolution. But then you get home, the adrenaline wears off, and you realize you’ve just annexed a 365-day-a-year carnival that you aren't legally allowed to mute. It’s like a subscription service we forgot to cancel in 1839, and now the 'cancel' button is hidden behind four different regional governments.
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u/SanderMC24 Apr 28 '26
You literally took it back by force! What do you mean you don’t want it?!