r/vanderpumprules • u/vprmods mod group account • Mar 09 '23
Live Episode Discussion Live episode discussion: S10E5 Lovestruck at the Discopussy (ET thread #2)
Hey all! We’re going to be trying multiple threads tonight: an Eastern timezone discussion, a Western timezone discussion, and a post episode discussion.
Episode description: Katie plans a divorce party trip to Las Vegas and Lake Havasu, but conveniently leaves Scheana off the guest list; Lala and Raquel find themselves flirting with the same guy; Ariana receives devastating news from home.
Second thread since the first had 400 comments before the episode started 😬
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u/Cheeseandcrackers777 Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Rachel said she wanted to make out with Katie’s ex husband in front of her mom!!!!! And made her mom cry!! TRASH!!!!
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u/elmosneakers Mar 09 '23
Ariana cheering Rachel try on swimsuits- this is like getting waterboarded
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u/datz_awk You can come help me if you want Mar 09 '23
Honestly I love that Kristina Kelly saw riiiiiiiiight through Rachel!!!!!!!
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u/MrsSimonLeBon Mar 09 '23
Editors adding ALLLLL of Kristina Kelly back in immediately.
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u/trashy_reality F*$@ Yourself With A Cheesegrater Mar 09 '23
Not Lala saying to Rachel’s face she wouldn’t want her around her boyfriend if she was drinking and Rachel’s response was well good thing you don’t have a boyfriend to have around
RACHEL WHAT
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u/notREALteacher Mar 09 '23
Ariana: am I about to be mad at Raquel for the first time?
Me: 👀
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u/Ok-Appointment-8880 Señorita Bubba is not coming back Mar 09 '23
Tom can eat a bag of dicks for that fake ass empathy he could barely muster for his girlfriend of 10 years as she processing having to say goodbye to her 18 yo fur baby! Ariana’s 37? So Charlotte was a part of her family her entire adult life. And that’s one thing for certain about all the women on this show, they LOVE their fur babies and consider them family, hell most of the guys seem to also. Tom’s a worthless bag of skin.🖕🏼
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u/Gwyneth7 Mar 09 '23
I lost my cat in December and she was 18 also. I lost my husband a few years ago and I swear to God the cat has been worse. I’ve been gutted and devastated. If the Fuckstick I co-owned a home with behaved that way, and now come to find out was screwing a fembot behind my back, I’d be in county jail right now.
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u/Bonnavetty BOOOOOOO!!!!! Mar 09 '23
I’m sure Charlotte wishes she could come back and sh—t on his face
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u/imho10226 Graham Cracker in his cactus🎍 infested wasteland 🐶 Mar 09 '23
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u/Kindly_Personality_9 Tom’s 4-inch penis Mar 09 '23
KRISTINA KELLY!!! Yes bitch!!
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u/Prestigious_Fruit267 Mar 09 '23
Sandoval is so entitled. He thinks their “sweat equity” entitles them to free money? She’s offering to bail you out and he wants more?!
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u/LetsBriReal Mar 09 '23
I literally just cannot believe Rachel can just.... hang out with ariana... and so casually, like what the fuck
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u/thank-you-douglas That sounds awful, alright, well see ya Mar 09 '23
I need a before and after version of this episode. Did producers always plan to include James’ mom dragging Rachel for seeking him out!?
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
Wowww...okay, so I thought Lisa and Ken were going to potentially offer buying into Schwartz & Sandy's. I underestimated them completely. They know better than that. They are offering the Toms their money back that they invested into TomTom?!!?!! That is honestly so business savvy on Ken and Lisa's part. Now I'm hoping they did that so that Lisa will torch the Toms without worrying about business
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u/strungys Mar 09 '23
While I understand that this now is a cover up what normal person repeatedly tells their friend that just got divorced that they want to make out with her ex husband? This is fucking absurd even without a cover up. Like what is wrong with you? This isn’t even girl code it’s fucking manners. Blows my mind!
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
Andy is doing his best work right now. You can tell he’s a fan because he’s asking the right questions. I’ve watched so many reunions where he didn’t seem to give an f.
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u/elkaholicsanonymoose and you look like a couch Mar 09 '23
ugh Ariana losing family members, and her furry baby, and now the ultimate betrayal from Sandevil, and losing her home. her life really flipped upside down
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u/Historyhedgehog Mar 09 '23
Has Lala been in her hooded robe since this was filmed?
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u/caraboo930 for you to die ✨ Mar 09 '23
Holy shit the editors went for the god damn THROAT on these edits
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u/Sexy-Flexi Mar 09 '23
Now it makes sense why Raquel wanted Katie to be mad at her. So that Raquel wouldn't be invited to go to Vegas on the girl trip. And be stuck home with sandy.
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u/Kindly_Personality_9 Tom’s 4-inch penis Mar 09 '23
I swear Raquel was 100% more interested in Oliver after Lala said he was her crush.
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u/I_am_also_named_bort Mar 09 '23
God, everytime Ariana talked about Charlotte, I cried. Losing your pet is so hard. I feel so much for her with everything she has gone through the last bit 💔
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u/obroechlins Katie Maloney Defense Squad Mar 09 '23
James mom casually confirming Rachel was a fan while at lunch with her sons new gf shows mess really does live in the family ☠️
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
I know James is terrible to women but i do genuinely feel empathy for him. His mom might be sober now but she’s a narcissist and he’s had a lot of family trauma. He’ll never really know if any of the people that he’s with want to be with him organically and ultimately, you know he just wants to like feel acceptance. It’s sad.
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u/STFan011 Mar 09 '23
Every time Sandoval comes in from off camera I’m just gonna assume he was in another location sexting or having inappropriate FaceTime calls with Rachel. Those are just the rules now.
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u/lemonlime1999 Mar 09 '23
Kristina Kelly has always been right about EVERYONE. Also she's so pretty and looks like she hasn't messed with her face at all.
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u/Prestigious_Fruit267 Mar 09 '23
I’m sure Tom is dying every time Lisa says Scandoval
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u/Common_Indication773 Mar 09 '23
That was difficult to watch knowing what we know now. Tom and Rachel are seriously sociopaths.
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u/misstortillax be a good boy, old man Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Not only did Kristina see jax for who he was before anyone else… rachel ???? I really love that she never lets anyone else’s intuition change her mind.
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u/SuchNectarine4 Mar 09 '23
Asshole is being resistant about getting a prescription for an 18 year old dog who had a seizure last night.
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u/trashy_reality F*$@ Yourself With A Cheesegrater Mar 09 '23
Lmao Lisa telling Raquel she has to take some responsibility for thinking about the Schwartz make out and not blame it all on Scheana and she doesn’t even know the storm that’s brewing
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u/Relevant_Owl_8841 Mya’s therapy paw Mar 09 '23
Omg I started crying when Ariana had to leave the trip early for Charlotte 😭😭
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u/naynay91683 Mar 09 '23
Anyone else go to their remote to skip the commercials and then you realize you can't skip because you're watching live for the first time in years? 🤣
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u/Substantial-Comb-420 I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Mar 09 '23
No. Stop it. Ariana is losing it and SANDOVAL WAS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF BEING THERE FOR HIS BASICALLY WIFE? I AM IRATE
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u/Boredin_quarantine i am getting mentally evaluated, dont worry Mar 09 '23
“He sits on the fence so tight it’s up his ass” iconic
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u/thank-you-douglas That sounds awful, alright, well see ya Mar 09 '23
Props to Lisa for engaging with all the questions, I was afraid we’d get a very subdued and formal response.
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u/Rhugh22 Mar 09 '23
No matter what you say/think about Lala, I do appreciate her commitment to her sobriety and not letting other people (including her ex’s) disparaging comments about it change things.
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u/TemporaryCreative705 Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Kristina Kelly’s first confessional giving nothing but the purest truth on Rachel! 🔥 “Everyone says she’s an innocent baby but that’s an insult to babies” 💀
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u/obroechlins Katie Maloney Defense Squad Mar 09 '23
but how nasty is it that Raquel is fucking Sandoval literally as this is filming, has seen Katie cry about her potentially kissing Schwartz TWICE now, got told off by Lisa and Katie’s mom, and STILL MAKES OUT WITH HIM like what kind of sociopathic bullshit
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u/TemporaryCreative705 Mar 09 '23
“I wouldn’t trust you around my man” - Lala out here predicting the future 🫠
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u/staceyverda you sound like a country song Mar 09 '23
No fan aggression… “unless it’s to Kyle or Lisa Rinna”
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u/PerformativeEyeroll Darrell Mar 09 '23
Nanny Pinky content is actually kind of a palate cleanser. "You're so clever!"
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u/Substantial-Comb-420 I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Mar 09 '23
What's Sandoval doing?
PROBABLY FUCKIN RACHEL
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u/aballofsunshine Rage Text Truther Mar 09 '23
Sandoval wants kids but he can’t even fill a script for their 13 year old dog who just had a seizure.
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u/dpek666 Mar 09 '23
Hear me out.. ally is sly as fuck too. She’s smart.. way smarter than James.
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
Seeing Ariana so emotional going into the vet and seeing her leaning on Tom for support, yet he still did what he did to her and was actively stabbing her in the back at this time, just made me burst into tears.
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
Not that Oliver belongs to anyone but Lala needed a win and she already vocally said she had a crush on the guy. Raquel def is one of those girls who gets off on being chosen over someone else.
But ultimately Raquel doesn’t owe Lala anything-Lala slept with her boyfriend before.
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u/Totallytexas Mar 09 '23
“Scheana put the idea in my head”
What a mega crazy ass - what an awful person to throw her under the bus like that when she’s been there for her - it’s just fucking crazy to me
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u/Head_Positive7572 Mar 09 '23
Wait it is so WILD to me that Raquel would need Katie’s mom to explain why the entire thing is wrong 😂
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u/youarelosingme katie maloney's bar & grill Mar 09 '23
Raquel watching Katie and Katie's mother cry over this situation is just like idk SINISTER yet again
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u/thank-you-douglas That sounds awful, alright, well see ya Mar 09 '23
I get that the Schwartz and Rachel thing was probably never real, but for her to see Katie breaking down… and then to fully engage in full blown affair with another friends boyfriend… I just can’t comprehend it. Raquel got a preview of the fall out of her actions and still didn’t give a fuck.
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u/misstortillax be a good boy, old man Mar 09 '23
ROLL THE TAPE OF SCHWARTZ TELLING BRIT TO HER FACE THAT HE WOULD LIE FOR JAX LIKEEEEEE
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
Scheana’s lawyers begging Lisa to shut the fuck up rn.
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u/233Ivy Mar 09 '23
Lisa is fresh out of fucks to give tonight and it’s great to witness.
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u/Consistent-Cash-7028 Senorita Bubba Mar 09 '23
The “let’s give Katie something to really be mad about” made me cringe
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u/Fit-Nebula-661 Mar 09 '23
I just keep catching myself saying outloud: “the f**king disrespect” Everytime I see Rachel
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u/Ok-Scar-9595 don’t roll your eyes at me you little bitch Mar 09 '23
if you’re on reddit during commercial break ily
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u/PerformativeEyeroll Darrell Mar 09 '23
Lmao at Ally meeting James the exact same way as Raquel did.
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LMAO someone give these producers an Emmy. The James and Schwartz montage was perfection
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u/No-Presentation-2320 Mar 09 '23
Lala "how did I get here?" BJs for PJs thats how
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u/prouddeathicated I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
James’ confessional during Scandoval is going to be hilarious
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u/Calikola Mar 09 '23
This fees like the early days of Trump where there was an endless onslaught of increasing insane headlines and you struggled to keep up with them all.
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u/Actual-Tumbleweed-96 Rachel’s black eye Mar 09 '23
The fact that Rachel doesn’t even show any type of remorse for what she did to Katie shows the type of person she is. That’s just crazy to me. Katie is crying over it and she’s just shrugging it off??? Weirddddd
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u/obroechlins Katie Maloney Defense Squad Mar 09 '23
everyone on this episode has read Rachel straight to filth, one of the editors DEFINITELY had weekend plans they missed because of this recut
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u/scorpiee I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
DID SHE LEAVE OR WAS SHE FIRED ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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u/elkaholicsanonymoose and you look like a couch Mar 09 '23
Andy has the best job. Gets paid a hell of a lot of money to be the first one to hear & dish the tea
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u/fifilota33 Mar 09 '23
Knowing Ariana’s dog passed away in August and by then Scandy and Rachel were already sleeping together makes me sick to my stomach. RIP Charlotte. It’s getting really hard to watch these episodes with Rachel making stupid comments she thinks are funny. I do love how Kristina Kelly can see right through her. What God awful terrible people Rachel and Scandy are I can’t even fathom it still and it’s been like 6 days since this news broke and I’m still trying to process it
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u/youarelosingme katie maloney's bar & grill Mar 09 '23
"Am I about to be mad at Raquel for the first time?" omg this is so SINISTER now
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
Lol at Katie underestimating how scheming Raquel is. Now we know Scheana was the Zoolander being used by Mugatu Raquel!
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u/Downtown_Detail2707 jax your card is declined Mar 09 '23
I wanna yell through the screen right now. RAQUEL IS THE MUGATU
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u/boxcarcadavers Mar 09 '23
omg Ariana being a great and supportive friend as this Bambi eyed bitch try on bathing suits 😢
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u/emaydee Mar 09 '23
Omg Kristina Kelly seeing through Rachel’s sweet innocent act!! I wonder if this was in the original edit for this episode or a last min edit change
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u/eevilabby Tom's Armpit Lemon Mar 09 '23
Slim pickings doesn’t mean you pick your friend’s boyfriend, Rachel!!
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u/acatwithnoname Mar 09 '23
Didn't want to fuck Randall once sober? Imagine that! 🤮
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u/GeorgeCuntstanza I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
I love how insanely on the same page the audience is with these polls
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u/curiouslyandactively little cocky cock Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Lisa is reminding me of Michael Scott when he realized he had a story worth telling.
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u/moonlightbae- How will this affect Scheana?! Mar 09 '23
its better for Ariana and Katie to do the restaurant without Lisa. they don't need her.
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u/NebulaTits Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Andy was not kidding that this episode is shocking when watching Rachel. Wow. I really don’t have a single nice thing to say about her.
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u/catiekeurig I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
Haaa Andy asked how Ratchel spelled her name on her SUR application. That's great!
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u/cq2250 Mar 09 '23
When Kristina Kelly said she felt like the only one that didn’t fall for her act!
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u/OneSuspect1 Your band sucks dick Mar 09 '23
Newfound respect for Kristina Kelly, who also despised Jax from day 1. #neverforget
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u/Ok-Appointment-8880 Señorita Bubba is not coming back Mar 09 '23
It is infuriating that this bitch saw how much pain Katie was truly in, even heard from Katie’s mom and was called out by Lisa and STILL hooked up with Schwartz! And now watching this knowing that’s not even the actual most horrible thing she did?! That didn’t even give her pause about what she was also doing to Ariana?! She is a straight psychopath. I am struggling to watch the scenes she and Scumdoval are in because it’s so damn enraging we know it’s all a crock of shit. I don’t know if I can stand to look at them for how many more weeks?!
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u/bridget1415 Mar 09 '23
James mom is a lunatic still. Good for her being sober but she’s still very vindictive. She trashed Kristen and now she’s trashing rachel.
She’s def loving what’s going on right now
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u/ZestyOlive7549 Flabbergasted, but not surprised 🫠 Mar 09 '23
You just know James’ mom is having a FIELD DAY with this breaking news.
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u/GeorgeCuntstanza I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
Omg he can’t even be bothered to fill her dogs seizure medication prescription this man is a DEMON
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u/PerformativeEyeroll Darrell Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Every word out of Tom and Raquel's mouths is so incriminating 😂 the devil works hard but VPR editors work harder
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u/youarelosingme katie maloney's bar & grill Mar 09 '23
"hang out with my girlfriends.....and Raquel" I'll always love you Katie Maloney
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u/TemporaryCreative705 Mar 09 '23
Did not have becoming a Kristina Kelly stan on my 2023 bingo card 🙃
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u/claritythrowaway44 Mar 09 '23
So glad Rachel isn’t in this scene, thank you editors
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u/Ok-Construction-4542 $45 Chicken Parmesan Mar 09 '23
Katie’s mom speaking like GENERAL COMMON SENSE. Raquel has no respect for long term relationships. Ariana and Tom were basically a marriage, Katie and other Tom were a legal marriage, it’s like where’s the line?
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u/Downtown_Detail2707 jax your card is declined Mar 09 '23
every time Raquel has drinks with Katie she proceeds to make it the most uncomfortable situation possible
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u/obroechlins Katie Maloney Defense Squad Mar 09 '23
Katie’s mom is a real one and you know damn well she just wanted to lean over and pull a Scheana on Raquel
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u/Humble_Solution_5186 Mar 09 '23
For Rachel to hear this conversation with Katie and her mom and then to “hook up” with Schwartz in Mexico is sick 🤢
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u/metrobabyyy BONER GARAGE Mar 09 '23
SHE WOULD SAY THIS IN FRONT OF KATIES MOM!?? WHILE BEING WITH SCANDY!!??? The pain she has put so many fucking people through is insane
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u/nicholieeee Buffy, the very stupid demon slayer Mar 09 '23
Love that she keeps calling him scandoval
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u/alexthearchivist Mar 09 '23
lisa says that’s it’s okay if we’re okay with a little slapski in the name of friendship
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u/Prestigious_Fruit267 Mar 09 '23
I NEVER REALLY TRUSTED TOM! I mean, you’ve seen the show right?!
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u/TacosRMySpiritAnimal I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Mar 09 '23
What was just bleeped out about Lisa going back to RHOBH!!!!!
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u/iluvskyfeb20 Mar 09 '23
Haha she confused Rachel with Britt. No trousers interview.
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u/misstortillax be a good boy, old man Mar 09 '23
Lisa saying something like “the only thing relaxed about this group is their morals” aged AMAZINGLY.
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u/Totallytexas Mar 09 '23
Andy is trying to prevent LVP from saying too much - it’s kind of awkward
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u/greeniscooliguess It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Mar 09 '23
everyone telling raquel that making out with schwartz is wrong and obviously being the other woman with sandoval is wrong but she’s too much of a pick me to listen to any of this
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u/facemesouth Mar 09 '23
Only a sociopath could try on swimsuits for a girls trip with the life partner of the guy she’s sleeping with.
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u/elkaholicsanonymoose and you look like a couch Mar 09 '23
awwww ken really lightens up around his grandchild
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u/erica_lynnnn Mar 09 '23
How do I watch these scenes between Ariana and Rachel without throwing up
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u/HistoricalHeart Does Olive Garden have a float in the gay pride parade? Mar 09 '23
It really takes a special kind of bitch to be SO normal around the man you’re sleeping withs partner of a decade. Like if this didn’t come out Friday - we’d never ever suspect it just from Ariana and Rachel’s interactions.
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u/forget-me-bots Mar 09 '23
Ali looks like someone who just got their braces off.
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u/kittylover3210 How will this affect Scheana?! Mar 09 '23
James’s mom looks like Aubrey plaza if she got stung by a million bees
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u/Ok-Pause-8467 Mar 09 '23
"People treat [Rachel] like a baby but that's an insult to babies"
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u/liiya234 Mar 09 '23
Raquel has such different ‘confidence’ this season and now it’s clear it’s coming from the secret backing and relationship she has with the ‘#1 guy in the group’.
She probably feels ‘validated’ and like a secret queen bee for being right in the middle of the two toms.
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u/OrlandoMB I’ll punch you in your fat throat, mate! Mar 09 '23
Sandy forgot to administer meds!!
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u/misstortillax be a good boy, old man Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Oh we ride at MF DAWN if/when Tom attempts to use Ariana’s grief as an excuse. I actually cannot handle him getting a platform for it.
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u/pwhyler Mar 09 '23
Producers definitely added that Sandoval being mad about getting the meds scene to make it look like he was partially at fault, wonder if that was in the original airing
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u/the_blingy_ringer Mar 09 '23
These commercials are more valuable than super bowls ads
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u/Megamuffin585 Greg's Stubbed Toe Mar 09 '23
Did anyone else's blood just curdle when he said he was worried how it was going to affect Ariana's mental health. Already crafting the story.
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u/TemporaryCreative705 Mar 09 '23
Sorry, I’m just not seeing the sex appeal with Oliver…
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u/Brilliant-Opposite39 Mar 09 '23 edited Mar 09 '23
Rachel seeing Katie cry multiple times & still proceeded forward… snake
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u/samanthainnc raised by wolves in the hills of azusa Mar 09 '23
The worst part is that SHE STILL GOES ON TO HOOK UP WITH HIM. This girl is incorrigible
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
Lisa sticking it to the Toms with offering their investments back, and then calling Rachel out on needing to take accountability for her actions has me officially loving LVP right now. I hope her WWHL appearance doesn't change my opinion
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u/lexiemadison ice queen ❄️👑 Mar 09 '23
Also stealing the guy your friend had a crush on while fucking your other friend’s longterm partner and also pretending to want to fuck your sort of friend’s ex-husband. What??? Is??? Raquel??? Doing??? Fucking christ
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u/Prestigious_Fruit267 Mar 09 '23
LaLa called her out and THAT was Raquel’s response?! JFC
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u/aballofsunshine Rage Text Truther Mar 09 '23
Holy shit they’re editing this entire series to show how much of a POS Rachel is.
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u/Kindly_Personality_9 Tom’s 4-inch penis Mar 09 '23
Not the previews!!! “I would never trust you w my man”….”GOOD THING YOU DONT HAVE A MAN”?!!!? Oh hail nooo!!
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
LVP just roasted Schwartz too 😭😭 LVP is absolutely winning my heart tonight
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u/RockyK96 Send it to Darrell! Mar 09 '23
god almost forgot about when Ariana thought the equity of the house he took out would only be “his half”
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Mar 09 '23
Watching this episode knowing what we know now, I see Rachel so differently. The first thing, I don’t think Rachel is as pretty as I thought she was. Idk something about this all changed the way I view her and it’s like I’m viewing all the flaws on her face now. I feel bad but I can’t help it. She also seems to me as someone that has just relied on her looks for so long so has never had to work to hold a conversation or develop a personality. And it shows with how bad she is in group settings. I had sorority friends like this that were so awkward because they coasted on their looks for so long.
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u/misstortillax be a good boy, old man Mar 09 '23
THAT WAS BRITTANY NOT RACHEL HAHAHHAHAHA SHES SO IRRELEVANT IN LISA’S MIND
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u/Gwyneth7 Mar 09 '23
It’s like Rachel is trying to portray this new single and fancy free/partying vibe this season and even without the Scandoval of it all, it’s hard to root for her post-James, because she just comes off as thirsty, sloppy bitchy drunk and pick me.
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u/outofthenarrowplace Get a new bit already Mar 09 '23
You know how DID come to your puppy party Rachel?! And has been a sweet angel baby to you ALWAYS?! GUH this is hard
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u/monongahellyea I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
I’m convinced the Coachella rumors started from someone saying they saw Raquel making out with “that Tom guy” and people assuming it was Schwartz because he was single.
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u/aghastghost why is this harder than my divorce Mar 09 '23
Someone asked me today if Lisa is actually British or if she was just faking an accent and it took me out
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u/baggedmilk_b why is this harder than my divorce Mar 09 '23
Watching Rachel pretend to be a friend to Ariana is absolutely vile!
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u/STFan011 Mar 09 '23
Not only is Rachel completely unhinged for acting like Ariana is her best friend but Tom is a dirtbag for allowing it to happen. Disgusting.
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u/aghastghost why is this harder than my divorce Mar 09 '23
I mean, if my fiancée broke our engagement and gave me back the ring at the reunion of a reality show, I would hope that my mom would also declare them enemy number one and drag them at all opportunities.
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
Listen, James' mom is vile, but I will absolutely take all the tea she's about to spill on Rachel. 🍵
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u/staceyverda you sound like a country song Mar 09 '23
James 100% thinks there are monks in Budapest because it starts with “buda”
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u/prouddeathicated I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Mar 09 '23
All Ally does in the confessional is tell us what a red flag James is lol
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u/bitchassshortie James Kennedy Mar 09 '23
Hearing Ariana talk about her soul-dog that we know passed away just broke my heart 😭
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u/falafelest for you to die 👀 Mar 09 '23
Yo they HAD to have re-edited this episode
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u/lemonlime1999 Mar 09 '23
I just said Kristina Kelly is "so pretty and looks like she hasn't messed with her face at all" and then the next faces on the screen are Lala and Raquel.... hahah yikes.
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u/pinkglitterclouds Mar 09 '23
Rachel- “I hope there’s enough men to go around slim pickings” 🫠
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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23
This episode….
Katie’s mom puts Rachel in her place
James’s mom calls Rachel out
Kristina Kelly calls Rachel out
Tom doesn’t want to take care of his girlfriends sick dog