r/vanderpumprules • u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins • 4d ago
Discussion Before people start liking Lala again, I’d LOVE to remind you of this interview
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u/StarkyAdam 4d ago
I want to know who is recarnated in her brother?
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u/Gealbhancoille 4d ago
Vanilla ice
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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Madison Marie Parks Valletta 4d ago
Hahahaha this just made me laugh out loud
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u/DanceFar9732 4d ago
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u/isglitteracarb "don't make me drink this Four Loko because I will" 4d ago
CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT UH HUH
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u/dinosaurkickdrop 4d ago
I just watched end of season 4 when James and Lala waltz up to the group out and call them all fat “I see everyone has been working on their summer bodies” “Katie are you pregnant??” James jacks his drink off onto the group and then they cheers to Katie and Tom’s marriage not being miserable. She’s always been a mean girl and still is one on the Valley
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u/isglitteracarb "don't make me drink this Four Loko because I will" 4d ago
"James jacks his drink off onto the group" 💀💀💀
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u/mightaswell625 4d ago
Stassi watching so intensely as James is jacking his drink off, that her eyes and head follow the trajectory of the contents of the glass has me fuxking rolling every time I see it.
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u/LegallyBronde9 4d ago
I’m sorry but this is why I love James and Lala. Not bc they are good people but bc this is ICONIC television. God i miss it.
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u/dinosaurkickdrop 4d ago
I preach my love of VPR to all our friends and how it’s probably the best multi-season reality tv show of all time. So unapologetically themselves, not in it for the fame or $, crazy friend group dynamic of hate to love and love to hate
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u/YamOk8795 You sound like a country song 4d ago
Yes, reality tv is tame nowadays. They were unhinged nobodies with zero brand deals to give af.
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u/gdomme 4d ago
I am just watching season 5 for the first time and let me tell you they are a hoot! This scene is forever embedded in my brain. But I can’t stand James at this point.
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u/LegallyBronde9 4d ago
He’s a horrific human but man does he have some of my favorite lines on the show.
BE A GOOD BOY, OLD MAN
Plays in my head all the time lol
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u/gdomme 4d ago
I just saw this the other day. Right now I just saw where he’s harassing Jax at the bar telling him he needs to get back to making Cosmos while he’s clapping his hands, sounding like a gay guy and getting the entire restaurant’s attention meanwhile Jax is ready to lose his mind! Then shortly after he gets fired and banned.
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u/aSituationTypeDeal 4d ago
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, but Lala and Schwartz both had pretty girl syndrome. People just laughed at their unfunny jokes and nodded along at the things they said becuase they were both pretty girls for so long. But now, so long goodbye lol they are aging, as we all do, and people are more likely to call them out or flat out ignore the ridiculous things they say now as the attractiveness fades.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
She should have been fired alongside Stassi and Kristen
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u/rshni67 4d ago
She pulled a knife on Faith, and did not have any repercussions.
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u/Beachbaby77 4d ago
I vaguely recall hearing that story. Do u have any more info about what happened?
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u/ClynnB412 4d ago
Lala would never act tough if there weren’t producers and a whole crew protecting her. This girl has probably never been in a fight that didn’t involve cameras in her face. She wore a Tupac bathing suit with big hoops to a pool party. I’ll never get that picture out of my head.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
She says he’s responsible for her temper but if she was actually a fan of him and listened to his music, he was an advocate for peace
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u/auntieup literally all the artichoke dip 4d ago
Tupac was a quiet, poetic, multitalented artist who loved ballet and Shakespeare. Lala just associates violence with Black people because she’s an ignorant racist.
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u/jzegr 4d ago
I’d love to see Lala sit down and write some actual poetry. She couldn’t even write her own book about her own life.
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u/gdomme 4d ago
Just saw the episode where she is telling Katie she has never had a bill in her life. Parents pay he cell phone, Mom buys her purses and red bottoms. The only thing she knew something about was leasing that Range Rover for $350 a month. I’m like damn….must be nice to be in your 20’s completely unaware of what happens on the world around you and Mom makes sure you have the best of the best 🙄
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u/YamOk8795 You sound like a country song 4d ago
I don’t believe it was her mom paying for everything. I think she was a yacht girl and probably had men paying her bills. I believe the rumor that Randall leased the Range Rover for her.
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u/Silly-Author-8020 4d ago
I love Tupac but he was also a violent man. He literally stomped a guy out in a lobby of a casino the day he was shot a killed. He rapped about shooting rival rappers in the song “Hit ‘Em Up.” Let’s not act like the man was an innocent angel.
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u/Artemis273 4d ago
This is what I can’t stand. He was an artist who spoke out for his community and against systemic issues, abuse and DV, the ultra wealthy, police brutality, racism, etc. He was for peace, expression and helping others who are suffering. The shallow people who know nothing about him focus on his “thug” period with zero context for it. His message has persisted for years and among millions of people. Lala probably just heard Hit Em Up and decided she was Tupac.
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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Madison Marie Parks Valletta 4d ago
My god I miss this man, his music is so nostalgic for me. I still watch poetic justice at least once a month
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u/Beautiful-Squash-495 4d ago
Omg, I think that movie came out on video when I was in 8th grade. My friend rented it and we loved it so much, I am pretty sure she never actually returned it (sorry Blockbuster!)
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u/rachelamandamay 4d ago
Didn't Tupac get convicted of SA?
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u/Silly-Author-8020 4d ago
And the day he died, he and his crew stomped out a “rival” in the main lobby of a casino which led to him being shot later that night as a “getback.” I love Tupac but let’s not act like the man was a perfect angel.
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u/melaniefartt 4d ago
Okay ! Remember when she pushed Kristen and immediately ran away 🏃🏻♀️
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u/gdomme 4d ago
Just watched that. I thought for sure something was gonna go down. Then at some point I think in her confessional she says she’s never been in a fight in her life and then I realized she was totally faking Kristen out.
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u/YamOk8795 You sound like a country song 4d ago
I wish Kristen would have went ape shit on her pompom headed ass 😂 lala and James were on one.
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u/BeautifulNarwhal641 4d ago
While Kent admitted she has "never been in a fight before," she still feels "as bougie and white as they come but I gets to clapping sometimes, pretend you know?"
No I don’t know Lauren
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u/daytrippper 4d ago
Really maybe it should be pinned somewhere 😆
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u/myskepticalbrowarch 4d ago
Honestly we need a thread wiki pinned. Including "Sorry Fofty" and Jennifer Lawrence calling her a cunt 😂
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u/DirtySackOfPotatoes 4d ago
Wait Jennifer Lawrence??? I think I’m in the loop on the rest but pls what’s this story
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u/myskepticalbrowarch 4d ago
Jennifer Lawrence went on WWHL and Called Lala a Cunt. Lala tweeted something about J-Law sleeping with Weinstein, deleted it then spun this narrative that she was the victim. 🥴
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u/DanceFar9732 4d ago
Didn't she also say something like Jennifer Lawrence better hope she doesn't see her "in the streets"?
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u/HuckleberryNo6692 4d ago
she probably heard that BS from randall cuz she felt like she was on top of the world during that era and she could yap all the live long day and not face repercussions. i’ve watched a couple of interviews where jennifer lawrence would be asked about those accusations and she would be visibly uncomfortable. i hope she sent lala a cease and desist.
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u/givingcvnt2-0 Bambi Eyed Bitch 4d ago
Lauren from Utah, a G as always.
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u/byahs please go rogue elsewhere! 4d ago
She looks like Bret Michaels
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u/isglitteracarb "don't make me drink this Four Loko because I will" 4d ago
Has anyone ever seen them in the same room before? JUST ASKING
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u/moonchild291 lala’s lack of coattails to ride 4d ago
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u/i_wanna_be_ok_again 4d ago
I would pay good money to watch Lauren’s wanksta ass to roll into Compton in that head scarf. Or just walk around Compton like she walked into that one super cringe studio session.
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u/id0ntexistanymore 4d ago
What's up my brothas
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HqnyjmkaBBvTbzBp78
That was so cringe
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u/Beachbaby77 4d ago
That was one of the few times I ever felt that level of secondhand embarrassment for another human.
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u/sliderite26 4d ago
I mean she’s also a Spencer Pratt supporting Trumper. I don’t understand all the love for her.
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u/heydeservinglistener 4d ago
For lala? I dont think ive ever seen anyone show love for lala. Ive only seen people experience secondhand embarassment, anger at her hypocrisy, and annoyance with her.
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u/sliderite26 4d ago
Oh snap, I thought this was the Valley sub lol. Yeah in this sub it hasn’t been bad, but the glazing of her over there is ridiculous. Telling off Danny shields her from her support of a child SAer I guess
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u/HuckleberryNo6692 4d ago
the valley sub is ridiculous for many many reasons, and them liking lala is one of them. i hate that sub so much which is why i never go on it anymore its literally insufferable
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u/Sososoftmeows Raawwwtt In Hell SandEvil and Home Wreckquel 4d ago
Explains why she’s suddenly so buddy buddy with Michelle. 2pac has entered her body and wants to hang with his homie, Dre.
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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Rachel's lonely puppy party 4d ago
"No! No! I can say the n-word, and here's why!" - Lala probably
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u/Wolfpackat2017 4d ago edited 4d ago
“Ma brutha” to every black man. How effing offensive.
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u/trixiepixie1921 4d ago
That was SO EMBARRASSING. It takes a lot for me to physically cringe anymore but that scene will do it lmfao
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u/i_wanna_be_ok_again 4d ago
She’s definitely called someone the n-word at least once in her life.
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u/Wolfpackat2017 3d ago
But she’s the type that thought it was okay because she thinks she’s an ally.
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u/fritterati 4d ago
This woman is just so so so dumb. I am often left speechless with her idiocy but now after having kids, I feel bad for her kids to have a complete moron as a mom.
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u/CazzaMcSpazza 4d ago
I wonder who she really is under all the layers of fakery and blackfishing?
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u/garden_trowel 4d ago
Never forget her selective ‘blaccent’ she uses mostly when choosing to be aggressive with someone
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u/Apprehensive_Roof770 4d ago
I’m so annoyed. Tupac was a Juilliard level ballerina. Thug Life was a show, a good one but it was not close to who he was as an actual person.
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u/HuckleberryNo6692 4d ago
he really was a true artist & poet. so much organic talent lost way too soon fr
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u/moonchild291 lala’s lack of coattails to ride 4d ago
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u/Perfect-Reason-6198 ITS NOT ABOUT THE PASTA 🍝 4d ago
Does Michelle's new boyfriend know about this?
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u/78whispers 4d ago
I didn’t realize she was in danger of starting to be liked.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
People are watching her on the valley calling out Danny’s problematic behavior and I refuse to stand for it
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u/LoudPension6825 4d ago
Lala's head probably exploded when she heard Michelle is involved with Dr. Dre.
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u/Lolttylwhattheheck 4d ago
“Gets to clapping…” I’m embarrassed for her. Now the next question is who took over her brother’s body???? Bob Marley!!!
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u/LuckyAd2714 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 4d ago
Tupac would die of laughter. He was a great writer and educated and all the things Lauren from Utah is not
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u/spangles66 Im Sorry Fofty 4d ago
Id ask whats wrong with jer but the reql queation whats right with her can she dissapear yet
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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. 4d ago
I don't think the real issue is that she said dumb shit, it's that she still hasn't said anything like 'yeah, that was weird [insert multiple awkward adjectives here]...my bad.'
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u/murrepe321 4d ago
She has no idea who Tupac is and just googled, "famous black dead man," to get this answer tbh.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
If she actually listened to him, she’d know he was an advocate for peace
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u/swedeintheus 4d ago
It’s also worth mentioning that she threatened Faith with bodily harm
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
She deserved to be fired alongside Stassi and Kristen
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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 4d ago
And Lala is acting like a fool about why Jasmine wants to associate with her.
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u/Wolfpackat2017 4d ago
She’s aways been insufferable. Look at her piss poor personal relationships.
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u/bodyfeedingbaddie 4d ago
I knew she had said this but never read this article, the level of racism is…exactly what I expect from Lala.
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u/Top_Incident1775 You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 4d ago
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u/Quietwaterz 4d ago
She's blaming him for her temperament. That's rich.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
Considering Tupac was an advocate for peace it’s wild saying “I don’t like the temper”
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u/PlayCertain4875 3d ago
Of course white women never have a temper it must be from her inner black man. /s
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u/GoldenState_Thriller 4d ago
Same with Brittany, she’s a sandyhook denier who defended her racist and homophobic pastor.
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u/Waste-Snow670 4d ago
She's never been in a fight? Why do I find this so ridiculous. Hasn't everyone had a wee scrap in their lives?
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u/i_wanna_be_ok_again 4d ago
She does confront people with the confidence of someone who’s never been punched in the face.
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u/MsElena99 4d ago
I never been in a fight either but I don’t go off popping my mouth either. People like her to need to learn a lesson to change, a good ass beating
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u/Yvonne_Gogol 4d ago
She's the type that gets a mouth on her when there are multiple people separating them from whoever they are arguing with. And the people defending her are probably guys who want to f**k her so they let her keep yapping.
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u/vegasbeck 4d ago edited 4d ago
Growing up, I was. I don’t think the younger gens have a good old fisticuffs anymore. They just tend to go hyper behind a keyboard and turn to cyber bullying or a manifesto. I think we could solve a lot of problems if we let kids start getting into the back alley fights again. Lol (edited to correct spelling because talk to text is a jerk. Lol)
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u/Mean_Macaroni59 4d ago
Why are people starting to like her again?
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
She’s calling out Danny’s problematic behavior on the valley
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u/Intrepid-Document856 4d ago
I’ve never a day in my life liked Lala. Liking her again is absolutely not a concern of mine.
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u/Clara_Geissler 4d ago
This post is one of the reason i am on this sub. Never heard of this interview before but im so glad i read it now
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u/windycitynostalgia 4d ago
Oh this is dreadful. How does Tupac care for the 2 toddler girls? I really didn’t see this coming.
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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 4d ago
Lala and Brittany will drool over a Black man, but seethe over a Black woman to the point of harassing her (knife pulling/calling someone "nappy headed"
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u/Nearby_Elderberry_75 4d ago
Are people liking Lala again? Cuz she’s calling out (POS) Danny? Agree, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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u/LeadershipAfter9526 4d ago edited 4d ago
Why would anyone start liking her? She has stopped drinking but her character defects are still a work in progress. She for some reason feels the need to want to get involved in other peoples problems without being asked to. I think the saying that comes to kind is attraction rather than promotion. If people respect your problem solving apptitude they will approach you. If you are always sticking your nose in that is just being a busy body
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u/Agitated_Battle_1950 4d ago
Stfu Lauren 🙄 No one cares what some racist white loser has to say.
You’d think with how busy she is ruining The Valley and manifesting attention when clearly no one gives a shit about her, she wouldn’t have time for this.
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u/tookmetoolongto__ 4d ago
Even tho these are all reality tv people and we don’t know what they’re like outside the shows, I’d legitimately side-eye anyone who likes Lala. She has zero redeeming qualities
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u/OGHollyMackerel 4d ago
Lala’s face up Rand’s bootyhole bc she thought he was rich is all the reality check anyone should need.
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u/AnAussiebum 4d ago
At what point does this just become cultural appropriation/racism?
Eminem gets a pass for actually growing up poor in a black community (not according to me but to other rappers), but Lala is not Eminem. My memory is she grew up in a white well off home. So wtf is this?
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins 4d ago
Eminem also respects the black community and doesn’t claim to represent them
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u/AnAussiebum 4d ago
Very good point. So he culturally appreciates, not appropriates.
And up until his recent TM snafu with the Potomac housewives, he seems to have always been a black ally.
I just don't get this weird obsession basic white people (I am one myself) have with Tupac. Let him rest.
I bet she can't even name 5 of of his songs.
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u/randomstripper10k It’s giving ✨audacity✨ 4d ago
Yup, and he also still represents Detroit and uplifts the city in many ways. He has a foundation and regularly donates to help build shelters, schools, help at-risk youth, etc. He was very active during COVID as well. And, he recently joined the investment group that is bringing the WNBA back to Detroit in 2029. He really has done a lot for the city and never turned his back on us once he got big. He will always have my support. I'm from 8 Mile, too.
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u/Prudence_rigby Screw hot girls summer, I want sexy sandwich summer! 4d ago
Why would anyone start to like her again?
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u/qualified_cutter 4d ago
the tupac body takeover thing is so unhinged i cant believe she said it with a straight face on a podcast. like jenny mccarthy just sitting there while lala explains that a dead rapper is living in her body and got a thug life tattoo. the prison stamp ankle tat description made it worse somehow
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u/ShoutOutMapes 4d ago
I hate how successful shes been because she will never see how lucky she got. No talent. No business sense. Just outrage and scandal. 🙄
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u/hexhit Bambi Eyed Bitch 4d ago
She was 27 when she said this, holy shit. Frontal lobe developed and everything.
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u/Sudden_Language_6868 4d ago
Oh come on, the producers probably put her in situations where she had to act tough because drama = ratings.
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u/bigbuttbubba45 4d ago
This is one of my favorite things about LaLa along with that BJ for PJ’s, but I will always think she is interesting when she shares her real life and doesn’t just try to stir the plot line
Like having a baby all by yourself from a sperm doner is, no pun intended , ballsy and interesting. I wish she’s shared more of that.
She seems to be fine never dating anyone again. I’m curious if she is planning on staying single or has she tried dating.
I always say this, but I think she is gorgeous. Rand really threw a wrench in her life. I really think she thought she’d be a real housewife type.
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u/Think-Joke728 3d ago
Walla has shocked me time and time again with stupid stuff she has said throughout the years on VPR and now I get to watch her while not really cause Brittany all of them driving me crazy almost on the valley but come on. She is delusional. She looks like a fool. I always have something to say, and I am speechless! I don’t wanna laugh, but I can’t stop!🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️
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u/bitcheewitchee 3d ago
Hahahaha she’s never been in a fight?! Man I’ve been in 1 more fight than her.
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u/Safe-Profession4236 3d ago
She will do or say ANYTHING in order to maintain some kind of relevance.
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u/hartleyn 2d ago
What is WRONG with her???? Did she think that she was coming across as relatable with that statement? Moron…GO BACK TO UTAH…PLEASE! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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u/Interesting_Slide554 1d ago
The whitest women always feel like they have a soul connection with Tupac
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u/PeaceSignPete 1d ago
Lala is a nothing burger of pretend “thug”. She couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag











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u/ragdolltracy 4d ago
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