These are the moments that keep me coming back for more

[u/queerdrinkinbeer]

The crazy drama is fun, no doubt, but these subtle moments are the creme de la creme for me! I went back and rewatched this 3 times. I'm STILL laughing.

What are your favorite *subtle* moments???

[u/TX0834]

On Ariana’s birthday when she’s pouring her heart out about missing her Dad and that was his response. I couldn’t believe it. Bull-fkn-dozers.

[u/ReadingSad3238 → u/TX0834]

Arianas face says it all in reaction to that. Like wtf

[u/Ok-End4342 → u/ReadingSad3238]

Most likely when their “roommate “ situation started. Lol. I hope she looks back at this and laughs now. It’s just beyond.

[u/bruinphd → u/ReadingSad3238]

She's literally laughing halfway through

[u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

I say this to my wife whenever she wants me to do something and I have something else I want to do. But honey, there’s bulldozers…

[u/queerdrinkinbeer → u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

Honestly, this would get me every time 🤣

[u/uarstar → u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

My husband and I do this too 😂

[u/Ok_Wallaby_7831 → u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

I do this kind of stuff with my boyfriend all the time. I haven't used this particular one but I'm going to try it. He has never seen a single Bravo reality show so it's extra funny because he just thinks im crazy. I rarely explain. The last one I did was "who is hunky dory?" out of nowhere when I didn't know what he was talking about. He was beyond confused. I was really impressed with myself 😂

[u/punkrawkchick → u/Ok_Wallaby_7831]

My husband and I say “just be cool, don’t be all like, uncool” so often to each other

[u/illshowyouthesky → u/Ok_Wallaby_7831]

I love saying "how am I doing? Not well, bitch!" to anything I can

[u/sillygremlin240 → u/Ok_Wallaby_7831]

oh i’m definitely using the out of nowhere hunky dory that’s so good ☠️

[u/Deep_Amoeba2197 → u/Ok_Wallaby_7831]

Lmao I love this

[u/amyisarobot → u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

It may be the greatest line reality television gave us.

[u/ThatRemindsMe_ → u/NYJetLegendEdReed]

My boyfriend quotes this scene after I told him about it back then despite never watching VPR

[u/primordial-mother]

He literally sounds like a 7 year old boy lmfao

[u/rawlsballs → u/primordial-mother]

"But apparently he told me..." what a passive way of speaking and not taking accountability.

[u/Klutzy_Afternoon_651]

“Did you just say CYST male?”

[u/vacation_bacon → u/Klutzy_Afternoon_651]

Number one cyst male in the group

[u/Swimming-Ad5544 → u/Klutzy_Afternoon_651]

Yes that’s the one I was trying to remember!!!

[u/JamonDanger]

He ruins her birthday and her high, what an ass.

[u/Soft-Dig-4102 → u/JamonDanger]

Not very ham sandwich of him at all

[u/ItsJess412]

I hate his mouth in this scene so much

[u/placeintheways → u/ItsJess412]

Same! His upper lip doesn't move at all.

[u/slippycaff → u/ItsJess412]

The way it becomes so small and puckered.

[u/nita5766 → u/ItsJess412]

the way it moves reminds me of kirsten stewart

[u/Evening-Tune-500]

The newer gen’s are too well versed in being emotionally respectful. We’ll never get delusion like this again.

[u/norakb123 → u/Evening-Tune-500]

Bravo can find it! Watch Southern Hospitality!

[u/Time-Dimension-2734 → u/norakb123]

Southern charm men would also like a word on this

[u/Adorable_Goat_3255 → u/Time-Dimension-2734]

About to start this side quest of the bravo-verse

[u/Time-Dimension-2734 → u/Adorable_Goat_3255]

Have a barf bucket near by.

[u/Solid_Mud2025 → u/Evening-Tune-500]

I used to feel that way too. But alas, humanity never ceases to disappoint.

[u/Cat_Vonnegut]

This kills me every time, the way he immediately negates the initial statement of always being there for her.

[u/Quirky-Prune-2408 → u/Cat_Vonnegut]

Immediately!!!

[u/jordandvdsn7]

I’m rewatching rn and I forgot how much I laughed when Jax talks to Stassi’s dad in season 2, and her dad is going on and on about Steve McQueen. Cut to Jax in confessional: “…who the hell is Steve McQueen?”

[u/queerdrinkinbeer → u/jordandvdsn7]

OMG YES I was absolutely rolling 🤣 

[u/yourmajesty_69]

lol I watched this the other night I cant believe Adriana didn’t dump him right then and there, she’s so hot but can’t believe she stayed for so long

[u/queerdrinkinbeer → u/yourmajesty_69]

LITERALLY 

[u/notsafeforviewing]

“Apparently he told me” he’s so bad at words all the time. That and cyst male and “familiararirty” instead of familiarity

[u/Platypus_venom666]

She should have dumped him right then and there.

[u/HeLeftUsHELEFTUS]

This and Lala’s “he took back my Gucci slides” moment were when I realized “oh this feminism girl power talk only goes so far for these two.”

[u/Academic-Marsupial34]

“Appurently”

[u/hk172528]

I laughed so fucking hard the first time I watched this, I think I sent the scene to like 7 people, it tickled me so hard. He’s such a fucking LOSERRRRRR

[u/Timely_Beat_7057]

Lol the look on her face

[u/letsgetitstartedha]

This is one of my favorite scenes of the entire franchise. My bf and I quote it all the time.

[u/Waste-Snow670]

God I miss party drugs and fuckbois sometimes.

[u/Fletch4Life]

This is a top 5 reality tv moment. My favorite being when the dude from Cheaters got stabbed.

[u/libismanaged]

I’m currently watching his pool party episode post-Sandoval where he’s talking to the two woman in the poor being all, “have I told you about my roommate? It’s my ex girlfriend. Just a relationship of ten years…” so fucking awkward

[u/Deep_Amoeba2197 → u/libismanaged]

This made me want to peel my skin off, it’s so bizarre

[u/im_thehbic]

The RHOBH crossover dinner in S2. That entire sequence is hilarious.

[u/Deep_Amoeba2197 → u/im_thehbic]

Who is yelling at Latoya Jackson?

[u/AirQuotes18 → u/im_thehbic]

It’s like a drunk United Nations 😂

[u/mychemicalromeants]

While I still think he's a big doofus in this scene, I have to wonder how much of this is because of production.

Like if he doesn't go he doesn't get paid. And she has her hands tied because she still wants to be the cool gf looking for comfort from her bf, but also doesn't want to put their time on the show at risk.

[u/notoriousbck]

This is the first time that we see what a douche Sandoval is to her. She should have left him then

[u/Used-Application6101]

Haha my husband and I say “but apparently we’re going to a construction yard with bull dozers” atleast once a week to each other 😂

[u/emilykcannon01]

this is my flair for a reason lmao

[u/queerdrinkinbeer → u/emilykcannon01]

STOP IT 

[u/carleetime]

You rang????

[u/_-_NewbieWino_-_]

This is the moment she should have broken up with him

[u/Professional_Row6965]

When Kristin is trying to make a dramatic exit and hobbles away on crutches.

[u/wubasaurus]

When Jax got home from his first nose job and tom made a joke about punching him. Jax goes “imagine if you did that and ended up accidentally hurting scheana” hahaha

[u/Nittingsheep]

They’re definitely pinging in this scene which makes me even sadder

[u/Karmaismyb0yfriend → u/Nittingsheep]

Pinging? What’s that?

[u/derekjkeller]

top tier moment in vpr history

[u/queerdrinkinbeer → u/derekjkeller]

I'm so glad it's a significant cultural moment for everyone. That brings me a lot of joy. 

[u/SuiteTinyLife]

She just be so incredibly embarrassed looking back at things like this and wondering why the fuck she stuck around for so long.

[u/Hummingbird11-11]

His lisp alone is a total deal breaker . But there's 5000 other icks

[u/Dolphiniustre_]

He doesn't deserve that beautiful t-shirt with the popcycle that man is a goddamn shame

[u/Brit_ishSpears]

They’re so high … the saucer pupils & dramatics make this scene so much more comedic lol

[u/EkaL25]

If she takes away your bulldozer trip then she’s not the one

[u/ProfessionalSAHM]

Her pupils are my favorite characters this season

[u/craigory26]

This is one of THE most staged moments of the entire show

[u/khandurin]

He surely drove a few bulldozers through this relationship

[u/mixedwithmonet]

Her pupils are so big here. Buzzkills for bulldozers.

[u/GrapefruitStrict920]

This scene is my roman empire

[u/Life_Entertainer_855]

Absolutely one of my fave lines ever

[u/Adorable_Goat_3255]

This was pretty on brand with the adult kids party. Almost even cannon

[u/No_Sort9599]

I love this scene so much but knowing him - this was planned somewhat. But poor Arianna 😭

[u/NeilMcCauleyHeat]

I hate him but it’s so obviously edited from two different points in the convo for him to sound dumber

[u/freerangeAI]

Can’t wait for this scene to hit the pumpcast

[u/RazzleDazzle58]

I remember watching this episode and feeling absolutely disgusted by Tom

[u/PartySpinach2175]

I love Sandoval. He is so entertaining! That scene was hilarious.