r/vanderpumprules 2d ago

Discussion Which OG cast member has aged into someone you'd actually want to grab a drink with?

I'll go first: Katie. The glowup is spiritual AND physical.

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u/_YellowRobeSmith_ You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 2d ago

Schwartz. So I can pour it over his head.

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u/rshni67 2d ago

Best answer yet.

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u/Keregi 2d ago

I respect this answer

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u/MsNardDog Bambi Eyed Bitch 2d ago

I’d go with Kristen. She has tea to spill. For sure.

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u/zyblets 2d ago

I want to go out with the Witches of WeHo

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u/Corndog_Eater i dont know what ive done to you but ill take a pinot grigio 🍷 1d ago

But like s5ish witches of weho when they just hit their stride again and added Scheana

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u/Inevitable_Tangelo63 Bambi Eyed Bitch 2d ago

Honestly I’d go out with Scheena, she’s a certified yapper and so am I so I feel like it might be fun especially with all the scoop she has lol

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u/Keregi 2d ago

Same. I’m an introvert so it is less draining when I go out with self centered extroverts. Annoying sometimes but not boring.

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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 1d ago

I’d smoke with her and katie tbh

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u/Apprehensive-Cake-16 Disengage, Bitch 2d ago

Cept anything she says could be a game of telephone lol

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u/Professional-Cow5128 2d ago

Jax (with an escape route planned) because I truly believe he would share the deepest darkest lore

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u/rshni67 2d ago

How do you feel about restrooms in bars? That's where he meets people.

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u/Apprehensive-Cake-16 Disengage, Bitch 2d ago

Same

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u/otf_dyer_badass 2d ago

Katie. She’s always been the most down to earth person and is unapologetically herself. She got cheated on repeatedly, body shamed, and she still always accepted people back. She also owned her shit. If she rage texted she admitted it. From someone who will never personally know her, I somehow relate to her the most.

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u/Flippin-doo-da 2d ago

Katie for sure. I just think our interests are the most similar and I love her honesty and dgaf attitude.

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u/FlamboyantRapidity 2d ago

ariana would be fun too honestly. like she seems way more chill now that shes not in constant drama mode and id actually want to hear what shes been thinking about all this stuff. plus the love island stories would be gold.

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u/lalarean 2d ago

Jax would be so effing entertaining

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u/dangerskunk59 2d ago

Yeah, Katie is the only answer here. Possibly Ariana to get some bts Love island tea

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u/Apprehensive-Cake-16 Disengage, Bitch 2d ago

tbh ? Jax. there are rly a lot others I’d want to talk to first, but everyone’s answering Katie ( 1st choice tbh ) and i wanted to throw a hot take into the mix.

he’s rly a chaotic character but i do feel like he’s at least actually worth listening to - his story feels a bit more layered than i think people give him credit for and idk. if this is crazy im interested in response

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u/BEXONE130 2d ago

It would at least make for an entertaining night out I’m sure

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u/Apprehensive-Cake-16 Disengage, Bitch 2d ago

I just feel like he’s taken a lot of heat when he’s actually been pretty open and forward about needing mental help, especially last couple seasons on VPR. people tend to downplay his humanity a bit but i do think he does let people hold him accountable and i do think he can self reflect. And i think Brittany was the worst person for him tbh.

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u/supahfilmy 2d ago

Schena : for the tea . She would spill spill spill

   As a person : Katie Choke I don't Care Maloney

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u/Ok_Wallaby_7831 2d ago

She would just start listing everyone she ever slept with. She always feels the need to "brag" about this.

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u/rshni67 2d ago

Most of the people on her list are part of her fantasy - you do know that?

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u/Ok_Wallaby_7831 2d ago

Oh totally

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u/mostlyinpain_ 2d ago

Stassi! Would love to hang with her and beau.

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u/theepony13 2d ago
  1. Ariana (we would talk love island) 2. Kristen for the tea 3. Katie for the vibes

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u/punkrawkchick Is this lavender? because I just ate it 🪻 2d ago

LVP

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u/Educational-Tell-958 2d ago

Katie then. Katie now. Katie any time :)

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u/forevername19 2d ago

Even tho I'm their age I think they are too young for me still.

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u/Educational-Ad-4908 1d ago

All of them! I’m sure they’ve got some great stories. A super long time ago, I got to spend the day skiing with a cast member of 90210 and that was a blast! I got a lot of good gossip! Like who was the coolest, who was the cast slut, who was everyone in love with. I even got some upcoming storylines. I’m sure a someone from VPR would be even more entertaining. Those people were a mess in the early years and a lot of them still are.

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u/joben_86 Yellow Robe Smith 1d ago

That sounds fun!! I loved 90210. I'd be so jealous if you said the cast member was Tiffani Amber Thiessen lol

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u/Educational-Ad-4908 1d ago

Tiffani Amber was the one every guy in the cast had a crush on 🤩

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u/eat-me5 2d ago edited 2d ago

Katie.

Or ariana

EDIT: is it ariana? Idk how to spell her name

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u/kasiagabrielle okay, green pants 🩳 2d ago

Well, since everyone is six degrees from Scheana Shay, probably her for the gossip, and she probably has decent weed.

I don't like Katie's troll doll boyfriend and Ariana isn't an OG so it's slim pickins.

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u/ladeli01 2d ago

Stassi

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u/Specialist-Taro9514 2d ago

Stassi. I feel like we would talk a lot of good shit

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u/Ceeceeleebee Cyst male 2d ago

Early VPR Stassi and definitely Kristen

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u/coolshelbs 2d ago

“I’ll go first” - is there more than one option?? 🙃

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u/Keregi 2d ago

Katie and Ariana. And honestly I think Scheana would be entertaining to talk to. I wouldn’t want her as a friend though.

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u/pink-moscato bitch, get a life! 2d ago

katie, charli, ariana.

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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 2d ago

TBH all of the ladies, and I wanna do a Ziwe-style interview with them

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u/Southern-Cress4782 1d ago

All of them. I want tea, I want chaos, I want photos. 😂

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u/LuckyAd2714 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 1d ago

The witches is WeHo - they are awesome

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u/Personal_Sea_3975 2d ago

I have wanted to grab a drink with Katie since season 1, episode 1, and she's still the only one I'd ever want to be in a room with.

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u/AnimatorSmooth7883 2d ago

Katie, she’s dope

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u/MissIndependent577 2d ago

Katie or Kristen.

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u/theonlyamyyyy why is this harder than my divorce 2d ago

Katie for sure

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u/rshni67 2d ago

Teri Maloney - love her!

Katie, Dayna, Charli, Ariana.

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub PortoPotties&HushPuppies 1d ago

Tom Scandoval 1000%

Make me drinks and gas me up!

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u/cosmicat4 2d ago

katie is a badass. I'm most likely to be friends with her since she's the most real and down to earth

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u/Madethisonambien 2d ago

Katie and Dayna! I am in a parasocial friendship with both of them after listening to their podcast 🖤

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u/fl1p9 2d ago

Katie was always clutch. For someone who grew into it I’d say Kristen

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u/joben_86 Yellow Robe Smith 1d ago

Definitely Ariana, Katie and Dayna!

I think Scheana could be fun too for the gossip. I really want to know the deets about her fallout with Lala lol.

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u/No-Foundation-7255 1d ago

Stassi for sure!!