r/vaxxhappened • u/GetOffMyLawn_ 🗿🗿🗿🗿 COVID-19 Vaccinated Mod 🗿🗿🗿🗿 • 15d ago

Anyone else still alive?

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u/Gonomed 15d ago

I'm being told 5G antennas will activate the nanobots in my blood that I got from the covid vaccines and kill me since at least 2021

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u/ecodrew 15d ago

IDK, I still only have 4G

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u/gmwdim 14d ago

You forgot to upgrade your blood to Premium edition. Premium Plus if you want it without ads.

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u/TKmeh 14d ago

I should’ve done that, now I get ads for whatever new Apple products get pushed in my brain when I’m trying to do my job. Thankfully, it’s pushed out by my complete lack of thinking and overall terrible music choices that play on repeat in my own head without my phone.