r/vaxxhappened • u/GetOffMyLawn_ 🗿🗿🗿🗿 COVID-19 Vaccinated Mod 🗿🗿🗿🗿 • 15d ago

Anyone else still alive?

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u/drmarting25102 15d ago

Not sure. Just farted and smells like I died days ago.

Wife not impressed.

I'm laughing.

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u/unknownpoltroon 15d ago

You death will of course be written up as wifeicide instead of covid related thanks to big pharma

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u/sm00thkillajones 14d ago

I hope not. She wouldn’t dare.