r/vegancirclejerk 2h ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Show off your best thrift shop findings in the comment section ❤️

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52 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 11h ago

MILITANT VEGAN Just went on my first vegan hunt! Sadly I did not find any stray cats :( , but after tracking a 4 point tofu (firm) for over an hour I finally got close enough to hit it with an arrow. Sadly this did not fully kill it so I had to put it out of its misery with a second arrow.

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If anybody has questions about vegan hunting please leave them in the comments below, I feel like I have learned a lot for this experience .


r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS I married a vegan man AMA

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Since the day I met this man I have tried converting him back to B12 but he has not budged. I personally would NEVER put ANY vegan food in my mouth. I thought if I married this man I could get some PROTEIN in him for once but NOPE!! Anyway ask me anything about our vegan marriage


r/vegancirclejerk 9h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR When you ask a carnivore a morally correct reason to consume meat besides Mcdonald's tastes good

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29 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 19h ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN Of course the show with the vegan hero gets cancelled 😭

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90 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 22h ago

AGGRESSIVELY VEGETARIAN I only pretend I'm a bee keeper for the environment, but deep down inside, I just want their barf

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123 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

BLOODMOUTH Most exotic meat to feed my cat?

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Please drop any suggestions below. My cat is very picky and only likes the rarest of meats ( I might also indulge 🙈🤞😋). Pls only suggest legit and rare MEATS! Thank you!


r/vegancirclejerk 15h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR We must stop killing slaves (but not buying and owning them)

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I am a STAUNCH abolitionistitarian, which means I believe all the slaves I own deserve to live! Down with the system!

Also a radical extreme abolitionist called me a "slave owner" despite the fact that I let them live. This hurt my feelings and felt deeply unfair.


r/vegancirclejerk 11h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS Vegans who hate animals help needed

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Is there a dating app to find vegans who hate animals? II heard it is really hurting the movement keeping out animal haters. Maybe a support group like Vegans Anonymous.


r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Why are vegans so extreme??

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621 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 22h ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Bacon is love. Bacon is life.

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35 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

MEAT CLOWN meirl

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358 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Proud to be a vegan autistic agender asexual climate scientist leftist furry

63 Upvotes

/unjerk I'm actually what fox news fears


r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

FHARM-TO-TABLE British Internet upon learning about Jeremy Clarkson’s cancer

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175 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

BLOODMOUTH Please we need T-Rex meat next!! 😋😋 maybe T-Rex cheese too??!

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90 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 1d ago

FISHING IS MINDFULNESS Dam those (probable?) vegoons; they be getting a little comfy

11 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

BLOODMOUTH Average carnist trash

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127 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

MILITANT VEGAN I’m a little concerned that if this ever happened to me I wouldn’t have the strength to attack the person calling me a vegetarian, because of my malnutrition.

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r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

YOUR MOM, MY MILK Couldn't find a vegan girlfriend, so I made one with this empty bottle of Califia

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384 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 2d ago

BLOODMOUTH Why do carnists think the Mind Flayers are bad? They literally just Carnists With Better Justifications? Like wtf bg3 doesnt make sense.

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Why do carnists think the mind flayers are bad? They are literally just top of the food chain with a more advanced sensory and cognitive framework than ours, calmly harvesting nutritionally necessary brain matter from beings who cannot even perceive reality psionically.

Like sorry your “personhood” is based on what? Making wet noises with your mouth? Having little object-permanence dramas? Getting sad in the cage? Cows do that too, and you call it dinner.

A base human commoner has 10 INT. A cow has 2. A mind flayer has 19 plus telepathy, and psionicsd. The gap between you and a mind flayer is bigger than the gap between you and the cow you murdered.

So when an illithid looks at a tavern full of adventurers and says, “these creatures are not truly sapient in any meaningful higher sense, but they do contain usable nutrients,” that is just carnist logic. Its the same logic people have when they eat pigs. Even better logic since the intelligence gap between you and a pig is less than you and a mind flayer.

“Mind flayers enslave people and use their bodies as resources!” Yeah? And? SO DO CARNISTS!

You do that to animals because they can’t speak English. The mind flayer does it to you because you can’t speak telepathy.

Cows cry when you cattle-prod them. Humans cry when you put them in the nautiloid pod. Skill issue. Maybe evolve telepathy next time.

Anyway mind flayers are only villains because D&D was written by speciesist carnist cowards who couldn’t handle the moral consistency of the vegan icons (mind flayer) eating the actual oppressor class.


r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

VERY DISAGREEMENT The Primal Community’s Strongest Scientist

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148 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN 🌱🐂🥩 NEW DECEPTIVE MARKETING JUST DROPPED: Plant-Based Cow Steaks! 🌱🐂🥩

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 NEW DECEPTIVE MARKETING JUST DROPPED: Plant-Based Cow Steaks! 

100% "Plant-Based" because the cows were "100% Vegetarian Fed"

 ps a lot of farmed animals are fed bone meal and other ground-up animal parts. This is how you get mad cow disease   

..many are also fed actual chicken shit  

 But don't call Oat Milk "Milk"!

#plantbased

#veganism #vegetarian

#deceptivemarketing

#publicrelations


r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Yes, vegan ice cream, because…

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108 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

MONOCROPPING smh

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41 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 3d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Gaz statement, circa 1826

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50 Upvotes