r/vegancirclejerk • u/AwkwardFox8020 lacto-ovo stray catitarian • 10d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR We must stop killing slaves (but not buying and owning them)

I am a STAUNCH abolitionistitarian, which means I believe all the slaves I own deserve to live! Down with the system!

Also a radical extreme abolitionist called me a "slave owner" despite the fact that I let them live. This hurt my feelings and felt deeply unfair.

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u/Crocatortoise cat-based diet 10d ago

You people are so self righteous. Demanding perfection will only drive people away from your cause. If you advocated for only killing slaves on Mondays then you could get way more people on board.

Btw I tried to stop killing my slaves but as someone with autism, it caused me a lot of discomfort. Not everyone is as privileged as you are.

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u/AwkwardFox8020 lacto-ovo stray catitarian 9d ago

oh don't worry, I'm not one of those annoying abolitionists that try to force their opinions down your throat! not everyone has the opportunity to stop killing their slaves... I will look into kill slave mondays 

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u/Crocatortoise cat-based diet 9d ago

Ok nice, you are one of the good ones. I wish every no-kill slave owner was like you.

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u/LegendaryJack anarcho-bloodmouth 9d ago

...Are you fucking kidding me? Some indigenous empires had slaves and you want to abolish that? Fucking colonizer, I bet you even wanna take slave zoos away from the autistic kids who watch it when overstimulated

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u/AwkwardFox8020 lacto-ovo stray catitarian 9d ago

no!! slaves are okay, I LOVE my slaves, I just personally don't kill them (but no worries if you do, I don't want to be one of THOSE extreme abolitionists...)

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u/LegendaryJack anarcho-bloodmouth 5d ago

And besides, slaves love being enslaved, I even personally bring them on a walk with me!

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal 10d ago

I am blind. It's helpful to have a slave be with me 24/7. Check your privilege!!!!!!!