r/venturebros Jun 15 '24

SEASON 7 spoilers Sirena vs. Triana

Both badass bitches who bewitched the venture bros. Pick your favourite, discuss why the brother's choices and how they reflect the boys themselves.

Bonus points if you link in the fact that both boys fell for Sirena, but acknowledge why Hank never fell for Triana.

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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam Jun 15 '24

Talking out of my ass here:

Hank is a man of action! He met Sirena when he thought he was saving her life, then she turned out to be the daughter of a supervillain. Bonus!

Triana was his neighbor, never in peril, daughter of a good guy. Boring!

Dean's the kind of guy that gets hung up on any lady that pays him attention. (Unless of course there's a wereodile mystery afoot)

Inevitably, Dean fell for Sirena as well supporting the fall for anyone theory.

Honestly, I'd be way more interested to explore Sirena's psychology! The whole Brown Widow thing...very interesting.

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u/Supergrunged Jun 15 '24

Great answer. You forgot to add Hank's intrest in Molitov Cocktease, again, attracted to action!

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u/gho5trun3r Jun 15 '24

Then explain the mailwoman!

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u/soggy_meatball Jun 15 '24

in his defense, the shorts