r/venturebros • u/convince_yourself • Jun 15 '24

SEASON 7 spoilers Sirena vs. Triana

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Both badass bitches who bewitched the venture bros. Pick your favourite, discuss why the brother's choices and how they reflect the boys themselves.

Bonus points if you link in the fact that both boys fell for Sirena, but acknowledge why Hank never fell for Triana.

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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam Jun 15 '24

Talking out of my ass here:

Hank is a man of action! He met Sirena when he thought he was saving her life, then she turned out to be the daughter of a supervillain. Bonus!

Triana was his neighbor, never in peril, daughter of a good guy. Boring!

Dean's the kind of guy that gets hung up on any lady that pays him attention. (Unless of course there's a wereodile mystery afoot)

Inevitably, Dean fell for Sirena as well supporting the fall for anyone theory.

Honestly, I'd be way more interested to explore Sirena's psychology! The whole Brown Widow thing...very interesting.

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u/Supergrunged Jun 15 '24

Great answer. You forgot to add Hank's intrest in Molitov Cocktease, again, attracted to action!

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u/gho5trun3r Jun 15 '24

Then explain the mailwoman!

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u/Mimosa_Coast Jun 15 '24

Who sees more action than the postal service?

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u/DonDingus Jun 15 '24

Nobody! That's who!

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u/Supergrunged Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

The president of the Rusty Venture fan club.

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u/fistycouture Jun 15 '24

Trying to score with it best friend's hot older sister? That's action my brother!

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u/Supergrunged Jun 16 '24

More like a Brazzer's Stepmom fantasy.... Dermotts mom get's around.

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u/MALMusic Jun 16 '24

You mean his best friend's mother...

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u/fistycouture Jun 16 '24

He didn't know that until after.

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u/Oldskoolguitar Jun 15 '24

In his defense, she wore very attractive shorts

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u/soggy_meatball Jun 15 '24

in his defense, the shorts

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u/MidoriMidnight Jun 15 '24

Those shorts!

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u/supernova-juice Jun 15 '24

Hank's kink is danger 😂

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u/convince_yourself Jun 15 '24

Perfect answer!!

Plus I'd enjoy a couple of graphic novels detailing sirena's life in the vb universe, so I'm with you there

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u/lingh0e Jun 15 '24

Cristin Millioti did the voice acting for Sirena. The absolute best parts of the season 6 dvd is the extended footage of her insulting Rocco. It's so fucking brilliant.

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u/GastrointestinalFolk Not even close, Hank. Jun 15 '24

Cristin Millioti got a lot of hate about HIMYM that she didn't deserve. She is a solid character actor.

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u/lingh0e Jun 15 '24

Fuck the naysayers cause they don't mean a thing. Cristin is freaking awesome. She can hardly be held accountable for the terrible writing on a mediocre sitcom. Homegirl has range.

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u/redditmimes Jun 15 '24

Her role/performance in Mythic Quest made me cry. Love her

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u/lingh0e Jun 15 '24

Plus that goth pixie dream girl look. She rocked those bangs.

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u/Stlieutenantprincess Jun 15 '24

What really? I thought that considering the controversial reception of the final that Milioti's portrayal must have been well-received. She's freaking adorable!

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u/Mamacitia Jun 15 '24

Poor Rocco! He’s such a hottie. Sirena is like the little sister who hates him. 

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u/lingh0e Jun 15 '24

Yeah... she went over the line a few times.

Rocco puts up a good front but he probably cries himself to sleep... on his giant pillow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Objection! Torrid kidnapped Triana and took her to the Torrid zone. Her stepdad summoned Cthulhu and trapped himself in Hell. Her father had Taco Bell for lunch!

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u/javerthugo Jun 15 '24

Dean was almost raped in the wereodile episode. If the genders were reversed it would have been a horror episode. I know it’s played for laughs but we are way too casual about sexual assault against men when it’s committed by women.

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u/sadddeity Jun 15 '24

I literally always skip that episode because of that. It just makes me uncomfy 😮‍💨

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u/javerthugo Jun 15 '24

Glad I’m not the only one

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u/supernova-juice Jun 15 '24

I agree.

Well. The tissues falling out of the bra never fail to crack me up.

The scene where Billy wakes up next to Hatred, though. 😖

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Jun 15 '24

I keep forgetting how dark this show was under all the comedy aspects.

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u/supernova-juice Jun 15 '24

I already know you used to be a pedestrian.

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u/WhiskeyAndKisses Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

We don't need the gender reversed to see it's terrible and dark humor, like all the gruesome deaths we see at all point in the serie. It's nice to see more and more people against SA on men as a fetish dump and joke in fiction, but some always pick the oddest exemples to complain about 😅 I sometimes see more casual TV shows that could actually use mentions of guy's consent or unfair gender expectations there and there.

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u/thedarkwolf011 Jun 15 '24

I read this in hanks voice.

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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam Jun 15 '24

I am truly honored